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Great White IN SOVIET RUSSIA

DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
So yeah, you may have heard about this:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/12/04/russia.nightclub.blast/index.html

Appearently there was an explosion in a nightclub in Russia that has killed 109 people.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so, what is it this time? criminals, politics, muslim extremists, or "gas leak"?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "misuse of a firework"

    wha

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  • JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    if youve ever seen footage of that great white concert its basically the most terrifying thing ever

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If only Black Lightning had been there to save them

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9kYdfSroTs

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If only Black Lightning had been there to save them

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9kYdfSroTs

    oh my god

    it's like a russian car spiderman

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was bitten by a radioactive Volga

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    "misuse of a firework"

    wha

    They forgot that fireworks are not for indoor usage.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought that was common knowledge

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2009
    exactly so using them indoors is misuse!

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In Russia....fireworks explode you?

    I guess?

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That must have been one badass firework.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so wait it says that a dude was juggling fire-maces and caught the ceiling on fire

    a ceiling on fire does not a massive explosion make

    this sounds like NOTterrorism

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so wait it says that a dude was juggling fire-maces and caught the ceiling on fire

    a ceiling on fire does not a massive explosion make

    this sounds like NOTterrorism

    There were also kegs of gunpowder in the back, you see.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    In Russia....fireworks explode you?

    I guess?

    I was about to make this post, you bastard

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    That must have been one badass firework.

    MORE LIKE PALSGRAF MIRITE FELLAS

    fucking torts is ruining me

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jeedan wrote: »
    if youve ever seen footage of that great white concert its basically the most terrifying thing ever

    that specific one? or any great white show

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I assume this was the Russian Journalist Association's Xmas party?

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So Russia gets sweetass shit like this:

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    And us murricans get lameass shit like this:



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    WHAT THE FUCK IS FAIR ABOUT THAT

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chernaya Mashina looks badass

    the black car hell yeah

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What the fuck that's not mashina

    whoops

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    uhhh there were no explosions..

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this is what happens when putin shakes his booty.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    that says Molniya, learn to read Commie jeez

    there is a new Black Lightning trailer, by the way. it's amazing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWZQS0dw9mY

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MY PARENTS ARE DEADDDD

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    okay fari yeah i know it said that okay!

    but i saw a car and it was black and the writing was stylized and the pycckie bullshit threw me off!!!

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've been drinking since noon. Happy weekend.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    What the fuck that's not mashina

    whoops

    third-hand story:

    This lady was trying to get a taxi in Moscow. Her Russian wasn't so good, so the best she could come up with was "I need a car".

    It took some time before someone realized she had mistaken "mashina" for "mushina".

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Reminds me of this, which was in the news for years here:
    At least 96 killed in nightclub inferno
    Governor: DNA might be only clue to identity of some victims
    Friday, February 21, 2003 Posted: 11:45 PM EST (0445 GMT)
    WEST WARWICK, Rhode Island (CNN) -- Ninety-six people died Thursday in a fast-moving fire at a Rhode Island nightclub, Gov. Don Carcieri said Friday afternoon, adding that only a handful of the bodies have been identified.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    jesus christ, 96 people in one fire.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    What the fuck that's not mashina

    whoops

    third-hand story:

    This lady was trying to get a taxi in Moscow. Her Russian wasn't so good, so the best she could come up with was "I need a car".

    It took some time before someone realized she had mistaken "mashina" for "mushina".

    what really makes that funny is that taxi is a 100% cognate

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    jesus christ, 96 people in one fire.

    a fire caused by fireworks, of course

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    That is horrific.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    What the fuck that's not mashina

    whoops

    third-hand story:

    This lady was trying to get a taxi in Moscow. Her Russian wasn't so good, so the best she could come up with was "I need a car".

    It took some time before someone realized she had mistaken "mashina" for "mushina".

    what really makes that funny is that taxi is a 100% cognate

    I didn't say this lady was particularly bright.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    Reminds me of this, which was in the news for years here:
    At least 96 killed in nightclub inferno
    Governor: DNA might be only clue to identity of some victims
    Friday, February 21, 2003 Posted: 11:45 PM EST (0445 GMT)
    WEST WARWICK, Rhode Island (CNN) -- Ninety-six people died Thursday in a fast-moving fire at a Rhode Island nightclub, Gov. Don Carcieri said Friday afternoon, adding that only a handful of the bodies have been identified.

    Yes, that was what I was referencing.

    Great White concert.

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    What the fuck that's not mashina

    whoops

    third-hand story:

    This lady was trying to get a taxi in Moscow. Her Russian wasn't so good, so the best she could come up with was "I need a car".

    It took some time before someone realized she had mistaken "mashina" for "mushina".

    haha

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    that says Molniya, learn to read Commie jeez

    there is a new Black Lightning trailer, by the way. it's amazing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWZQS0dw9mY

    Fari tell me what everyone is saying in this one

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