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G&T Secret Moses 2009

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    StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So!
    People! you all should check your gmails, because one of you got my first gift on it!!!!

    The box is still slowly moving across the ocean to its final destination of cheer, but first gift travels via electrons.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    It looks like you're shipping a Smoker corpse.

    Might just be me being idiotic but I don't see it...
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    Haha, Disease Emergency Assessment Dispatch. Lovely.

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    TheScrupleTheScruple The Oldest of BridgesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey! You're Nichole Felicia right? Thanks for the discount Xan4x, Vicod1n and C14lis. Just what I wanted!

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    Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TheScruple wrote: »
    Hey! You're Nichole Felicia right? Thanks for the discount Xan4x, Vicod1n and C14lis. Just what I wanted!

    What? You get Spam mail trying to sell you Syphilis? How would you ship that?

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TheScruple wrote: »
    Hey! You're Nichole Felicia right? Thanks for the discount Xan4x, Vicod1n and C14lis. Just what I wanted!

    What? You get Spam mail trying to sell you Syphilis? How would you ship that?

    Cialis, not syphilis.

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    Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TheScruple wrote: »
    Hey! You're Nichole Felicia right? Thanks for the discount Xan4x, Vicod1n and C14lis. Just what I wanted!

    What? You get Spam mail trying to sell you Syphilis? How would you ship that?

    Cialis, not syphilis.

    Wrong.

    The correct answer was 'Personal Delivery' :winky:

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    redfield85redfield85 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Santee, I am tracking your last package to my house. It is in Kentucky right now. Should be here tomorrow and then I finally ship your stuff outtttttt.

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    anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aw man. Pure Canadian maple syrup. That's awesome.

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    LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So!
    People! you all should check your gmails, because one of you got my first gift on it!!!!

    The box is still slowly moving across the ocean to its final destination of cheer, but first gift travels via electrons.

    Its me!! I've been Steamed!!!!!! Couldn't have come on a better day - I've just had a £2k pay cut confirmed, as of my January pay cheque (well, at least I've still got a job), and this has cheered me no end!

    "Dear LewieP's Mummy,

    Here's part ONE of your Xmas Cheer Xtreem Brazilian Edition. Expect a mysterious box to arrive at your door in a couple of weeks, I hope.

    YOUR FRIEND
    Best Wishes,
    Stormwatcher



    Your friend StormwatcherPA has given you a gift subscription to the game Machinarium on Steam"

    Downloading as I type, ready for playing very, very soon! And yet there's more to come!!

    Thank you , Stormwatcher,
    xoxoxo

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    LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Downloading in 11 minutes!!

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    ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    anoffday wrote: »
    Aw man. Pure Canadian maple syrup. That's awesome.

    Heck yes, most people would recommend making up some pancakes and pouring some on, but let me say that hot Blueberry Eggo Waffles are terrific with our syrup slathered on.

    It also makes an awesome "secret ingredient" in almost any meal. (IE...chili..for real)

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    TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    aaaand I've returned from my little holiday. Tomorrow, gifts shall be sent :)

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    StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So!
    People! you all should check your gmails, because one of you got my first gift on it!!!!

    The box is still slowly moving across the ocean to its final destination of cheer, but first gift travels via electrons.

    Its me!! I've been Steamed!!!!!! Couldn't have come on a better day - I've just had a £2k pay cut confirmed, as of my January pay cheque (well, at least I've still got a job), and this has cheered me no end!

    "Dear LewieP's Mummy,

    Here's part ONE of your Xmas Cheer Xtreem Brazilian Edition. Expect a mysterious box to arrive at your door in a couple of weeks, I hope.

    YOUR FRIEND
    Best Wishes,
    Stormwatcher



    Your friend StormwatcherPA has given you a gift subscription to the game Machinarium on Steam"

    Downloading as I type, ready for playing very, very soon! And yet there's more to come!!

    Thank you , Stormwatcher,
    xoxoxo

    Yay! I hope you like the game, it seems really the kind of experience you'd like :) I couldn't resist waiting longer, I wanted you to get something soon while the box is still sloooooowly crossing the Atlantic.

    This is also the gaming gift, the box has other kinds of cheery things. And all are perfectly family-safe, I might add.

    I glad you got it fine!

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    TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When my Santee posts of gifts, I hope he includes the message I had a proxy send him. I worked hard on the rhyming.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ok Santee, I was lazy this weekend and didn't send your gift, but it sitting in my car all ready to go I WILL stop on the way home.

    Also, can some one give me a hat?

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    jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I just hope my Santee posts anything at all. He hasn't posted anything in a long time and not once in this thread.

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    MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gift GET! Pictures below, of course.
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    Since the dog I like passed away a few months ago and the dog I don't like suffers from a skin condition that makes him look like something out of Resident Evil, I got my buddy Cthulhu to stand in. He's a good sport.

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    HOLY CRAP IT'S A BIGGER CTHULHU
    And two books! They seem impossible to photograph (probably made from Bigfoot skin). The first is The Guinea Pig Diaries: My Life As A Human Experiment, which I actually had written down on my list of Books To Check Out after having seen the guy on The Colbert Report, and Alas, Babylon, which is a post-apocalyptic novel that takes place in my trusty, wang-shaped state of Florida.

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    The nice note.
    Notes are nice, but back to that giant Cthulhupillow!

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    He's huge, and soft. Being described as a "pillow/stuffed animal" is spot on.

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    "Are you my daddy?"

    Thank you, Jawa!

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I saw that check your emails thing so I checked

    and my latest email is just dumb Tony Dalton telling me he has no christmas cheer

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    JawaJawa Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gift GET! Pictures below, of course.
    gift1.jpg
    Since the dog I like passed away a few months ago and the dog I don't like suffers from a skin condition that makes him look like something out of Resident Evil, I got my buddy Cthulhu to stand in. He's a good sport.

    gift2.jpg
    HOLY CRAP IT'S A BIGGER CTHULHU
    And two books! They seem impossible to photograph (probably made from Bigfoot skin). The first is The Guinea Pig Diaries: My Life As A Human Experiment, which I actually had written down on my list of Books To Check Out after having seen the guy on The Colbert Report, and Alas, Babylon, which is a post-apocalyptic novel that takes place in my trusty, wang-shaped state of Florida.

    gift3.jpg
    The nice note.
    Notes are nice, but back to that giant Cthulhupillow!

    gift4.jpg
    He's huge, and soft. Being described as a "pillow/stuffed animal" is spot on.

    gift5.jpg
    "Are you my daddy?"

    Thank you, Jawa!

    Glad you like the gift! I'm also really glad you like the books I was looking everywhere to figure out what books you had.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I recieved word that my gift has arrived and is waiting for me at home.

    I won't be able to open it for another few hours though!

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I stopped off at the post office on the way home and sent off your gift, Santee. Expect it in seven business days, or so I am told.

    Upon returning home, I saw a lovely FedEx slip slathered onto my front window. Really? On the window? The guy couldn't have just stuck it to the door?

    Apparently my "business was closed," so they couldn't deliver the letter. They're going to try again tomorrow before 5, which is convenient because I work all day again. I'm off Wednesday though, so they should be able to deliver it then.

    I was informed via proxy that my Santee had sent a letter separately from a package, and I am not to open said letter until I open the package. So, I'm not too bummed about the delay in this FedEx shipment, since the package has yet to arrive.

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    AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I hope to get the second half of my gift shipped out this week. There were some stupid delays that I will relate in more detail later. Basically it amounts to something that originally was $20 jumping to $200 on amazon in like, a day. So I had to make some pretty rapid change of plans, but I hope he likes what I was able to do.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I know my Santee has my gift, but he hasn't posted at all in the last few days. I hope he's okay.

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's the unfortunate probability with Secret Santa every year that if your Santee has received his gift and has not posted about it, as well as not posted at all in forever, you may have a deadbeat Santa as your Santee.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I know my Santee isn't a deadbeat Santa. He posts multiple times a day, has posted about his gift, and then a couple of days ago just stopped.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I know my Santee isn't a deadbeat Santa. He posts multiple times a day, has posted about his gift, and then a couple of days ago just stopped.

    Maybe your gift caused him to die from sheer joy overload.

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    jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Figgy wrote: »
    It's the unfortunate probability with Secret Santa every year that if your Santee has received his gift and has not posted about it, as well as not posted at all in forever, you may have a deadbeat Santa as your Santee.

    I doubt my Santee is a deadbeat - he logs in regularly, just doesn't post a lot.

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    IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    jclast wrote: »
    Figgy wrote: »
    It's the unfortunate probability with Secret Santa every year that if your Santee has received his gift and has not posted about it, as well as not posted at all in forever, you may have a deadbeat Santa as your Santee.

    I doubt my Santee is a deadbeat - he logs in regularly, just doesn't post a lot.

    Thats the same way mine is... But he hasn't posted anything in the Secret Santa thread in a while.

    He's also double dipping on santa threads in another sub-forum, which I don't thing is wrong, but somewhat odd.

    In any case, the stuff should get to him friday. I expect PICTURES!

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    LostLost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Santa,
    Apparently a package arrived for me from amazon at my house.
    I do not know if it something you sent or something I bought as a present for family/friends.
    Also I will not know the answer until I finish final exams and get back home (2 weeks)
    The suspense is slowly killing me.
    <3

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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm increasingly worried that I'm one of those people that the "My Santee hasn't posted in, like, forever" posts are about.

    If you're wondering, Santa, I haven't received anything yet. If your records show otherwise, let me know somehow and I'll have to go threaten the guys in the mail room with grevious bodily harm.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    I know my Santee isn't a deadbeat Santa. He posts multiple times a day, has posted about his gift, and then a couple of days ago just stopped.

    Maybe your gift caused him to die from sheer joy overload.

    Well, that would be bittersweet.

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    wobblyheadedbobwobblyheadedbob Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am also posting to say I have not received anything and am still alive.

    On the upside, I'm sending out my gift today. The Christmas cheer will explode all over your face, Santee.

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    Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Getting more giftitude for my Santee today.

    One or two more things, maybe some candy, and I'm all set.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa. If whatever is sent to me is arriving after the 20th, I won't be able to get it till after the holidays. So if that's happening, let me know via proxy or somethin'.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Downloading in 11 minutes!!

    I'm pretty sure you will love it.

    Edit: Machinarium that is.

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    Spartan 0092Spartan 0092 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    I know my Santee has my gift, but he hasn't posted at all in the last few days. I hope he's okay.

    I'm in the same boat, Amazon says my present was delivered on the 5th...

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    Custom SpecialCustom Special I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Sounders 'til I die!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santee,

    Gift sent'd. You get no candy. Brush your teeth.

    Healthy gums are healthy,
    Santa

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You guys should get a proxy to pm your Santee.

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    TheScrupleTheScruple The Oldest of BridgesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If I knew something was delivered but my Santee didn't post about it, I'd be inclined to send him/her a message via proxy. I know I have trouble receiving packages I know are coming, let alone ones I'm not expecting.

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    WIckedkarmaWIckedkarma AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm around if anyone needs a proxy =)

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