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IT'S BRUUUTAL!! (Metalocalypse Thread)

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Cantido wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Once again time to bring up that women constitute less than half the subscriptions for Playgirl.

    D:

    Bwahahahahahhaahahah

    Mastadon and Adult Swim have history...

    Rules for watching ATHF Movie
    Jeez, they sound completely different.

    Music itself is pretty similar, but they definately changed their vocals around.

    That's actually Brann doing the King Diamond-esq vocals.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User
    Wow yea, the end was great. Rockso was excellent

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular
    \m/

    Murderface is looking at your mom like a piece of meat.

    Ya...that is whys I ams getting drunks

    This cosmic dance bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win- and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends. Peace
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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    "Mom! What are you doings!?" *diddlydiddlydiddlydiddly*

    That was my favorite part.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    When Rockso goes around the guard and goes "Cocaine!" while skipping, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Goddammit I don't see the episode on Adult Swim's site. :x

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Okay NOW it's available!

    Parents with access to iMovie are the worst kind of parents.

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    I love Toki.

    Also

    "I don't believe I've ever been spoken to like that before


    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Murderface was in rare form. Especially at the tend with his Grandmother.

    " Can't you let me just enjoy this?"

    So serene and creepy but I can't rightly blame him.

  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular
    This was probably the best use of Murderface in the series to date. Also best Roxxo appearence as well.

    This cosmic dance bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win- and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends. Peace
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    It's funny, because he was actually not fucking up, and it all went to shit anyways.

    Murderface, you still have this meeting. Now. Still. Now. Still. Now. Still.


    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Here's a question for anyone that has the DVDs. Are the episodes uncensored?

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular
    No...the swears are still Guitar riffs but I think the riffs make them funnier. Wouldn't be the same to hear them say "fucking" and such.

    This cosmic dance bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win- and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends. Peace
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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Registered User regular
    No...the swears are still Guitar riffs but I think the riffs make them funnier. Wouldn't be the same to hear them say "fucking" and such.

    I think he means titty wise

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    No...the swears are still Guitar riffs but I think the riffs make them funnier. Wouldn't be the same to hear them say "fucking" and such.

    I think he means titty wise

    I meant both, but I figured if anything was uncensored, it would be the dialogue. I'm fine either way, I was just curious.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    It's funny, because he was actually not fucking up, and it all went to shit anyways.

    Murderface, you still have this meeting. Now. Still. Now. Still. Now. Still.

    CFO wasn't in much this episode, but between that and the band meeting, every moment was gold.

    the GOP shouldn't give a rats ass about them since they won't vote for them. If someone won't vote for you they might as well not exist.
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    No...the swears are still Guitar riffs but I think the riffs make them funnier. Wouldn't be the same to hear them say "fucking" and such.

    I think he means titty wise

    I meant both, but I figured if anything was uncensored, it would be the dialogue. I'm fine either way, I was just curious.

    Yeah it's all censored, though Season 1 has an easter egg with tits

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    No...the swears are still Guitar riffs but I think the riffs make them funnier. Wouldn't be the same to hear them say "fucking" and such.

    I think he means titty wise

    I meant both, but I figured if anything was uncensored, it would be the dialogue. I'm fine either way, I was just curious.

    Yeah it's all censored, though Season 1 has an easter egg with tits

    So bought.

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  • NamrokNamrok Herndon, VARegistered User regular
    So now instead of sending my girlfriend a txt saying "on my way" I send "I'm c-c-c-c-coming!"

    Oh Metalocalypse. You change LIVES.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I really wanted Toki to beat Rockso to death.

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I really wanted Toki to beat Rockso to death.

    I don't think I've ever seen him so pissed. Motherfucker loves him some Christmas.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I really wanted Toki to beat Rockso to death.

    I don't think I've ever seen him so pissed. Motherfucker loves him some Christmas.

    And Rockso! I too wanted Toki to choke a bitch.

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I really wanted Toki to beat Rockso to death.

    I don't think I've ever seen him so pissed. Motherfucker loves him some Christmas.

    He's only been more pissed once:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrj7l7fE1kE&feature=PlayList&p=35C721C72A909F59&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=13

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    Oh shit, I forgot about that.

    But I bet he was at least that pissed, he just got
    Spoiler:
    before he could do anything.

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    I was pumped when Toki was about to kick his ass, kind of sad what happened.

    But the "Whats the fucks do you wants motherfucker?!" "...Whats up bro?" is probably my favorite Metalocalypse line ever.

  • BolthornBolthorn Registered User regular
    We're supposed to hate the clown right? Cause I do. I really want to see him brutally murdered by someone in the band at some point. I thought he was funny in his first appearance, and then when he showed up the second time I still laughed. But in this episode, I kept waiting for someone, anyone, to kick the crap out of him.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    Bolthorn wrote: »
    We're supposed to hate the clown right? Cause I do. I really want to see him brutally murdered by someone in the band at some point. I thought he was funny in his first appearance, and then when he showed up the second time I still laughed. But in this episode, I kept waiting for someone, anyone, to kick the crap out of him.

    It's pretty obvious they they write him that annoying on purpose. Which doesn't help.


    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Bolthorn wrote: »
    We're supposed to hate the clown right? Cause I do. I really want to see him brutally murdered by someone in the band at some point. I thought he was funny in his first appearance, and then when he showed up the second time I still laughed. But in this episode, I kept waiting for someone, anyone, to kick the crap out of him.

    Oh no you got the intent. He is awful and we are supposed to hate him. What makes it funny is how other characters react to him.

  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    I love Rockso. He's hilarious.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Hey Mr. Policeman gues what I -Oh!

  • Enosh20Enosh20 Registered User regular
    Bolthorn wrote: »
    We're supposed to hate the clown right? Cause I do. I really want to see him brutally murdered by someone in the band at some point. I thought he was funny in his first appearance, and then when he showed up the second time I still laughed. But in this episode, I kept waiting for someone, anyone, to kick the crap out of him.

    someone?
    we all know it has to be Toki that brutaly murders him at some point

  • ArchonexArchonex Registered User
    Oh, Toki will definitely murder Rockso at some point.
    Spoiler:


    And it will be brutal.

  • BolthornBolthorn Registered User regular
    Okay, I will concede that it should be Toki.

  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    It will definetely be one of those "everything Toki loves dies" kinda things.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Registered User regular
    Are we getting a new episode tonight?

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  • VeeVee Registered User
    Yes.


    edit: just finished watching it. I laughed so hard at Nathan and his dad. I also enjoyed getting to hear Skwisgar and the other swedes talk so much in this episode because the accents are funny.

    Is it just me or has Toki been a lot more violent and angry this season?

  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Halfway done and I'm already out of breath from laughter.

    This season has been incredible so far.

  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    I didn't think the second half was a funny, but then that was the whole point. But Nathan Explosion's dad? Awesome.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    All those men... All. That. Ejaculate.

  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular
    All those men... All. That. Ejaculate.

    Best line of the episode. Who ever did the voice of that Klokateer really sold that line.

    This cosmic dance bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win- and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends. Peace
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