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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the 2nd one is awesome

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It was more funny after I abruptly unplugged his ethernet cable causing his network permissions to reset, resulting in at least 2 helpdesk tickets.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    It was more funny after I abruptly unplugged his ethernet cable causing his network permissions to reset, resulting in at least 2 helpdesk tickets.

    nah that is you being a dick about a harmless prank

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2009
    yeah man, next time hang a picture of gary anderson missing that field goal

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, unplugging a cable is a harmless prank. There was no explanation as to why his permissions reset. Call it a bonus.

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    damnit Longwell, if that missed FG costs me my match

    I will be very mad

    because I'd rather not have to play those fucking Sad Schaubs again

    IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    damnit Longwell, if that missed FG costs me my match

    I will be very mad

    because I'd rather not have to play those fucking Sad Schaubs again

    IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

    NOOOOOOOOO


    Unless Giants Steve Smith goes wild and Brandon Jacobs does nothing!

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's been a weird season to be a Raiders fan.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    It's been a weird season to be a Raiders fan.

    this is true

    but its been better than the last 6 seasons i must admit

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Christmas already happened because the Saints lost and coworker is making exscuses and EVERYONE is making fun of his team. I changed my desktop background to a Colts theme and my other coworker switched his to a Cowboys theme. Yes I did the whole "Who dat?" thing while all three of us are around.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    He prints out JPEG's of Aaron Rodgers getting sacked every week and tapes them to our divider window.

    I call bullshit.

    There isn't a divider window in the universe big enough for all those pictures.

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    GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Did anyone catch the Desean Jackson profile on NFL Countdown yesterday? He was great.

    "Try to cover me one on one, with no help? That's like unpossible."

    Guy cracks me up. I'm not sure I've seen a player that full of himself since Jamie Foxx in Any Given Sunday.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    It's been a weird season to be a Raiders fan.

    this is true

    but its been better than the last 6 seasons i must admit

    Unfortunately a blind squirrel found a nut with JaMarcus Russell throwing the game winning touchdown and it'll be harder to get rid of him.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    damnit Longwell, if that missed FG costs me my match

    I will be very mad

    because I'd rather not have to play those fucking Sad Schaubs again

    IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

    NOOOOOOOOO


    Unless Giants Steve Smith goes wild and Brandon Jacobs does nothing!

    We are all hoping this happens.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    They and their offensive line have looked really bad the last two games. I know you aren't going to face Julius Peppers every week but if they can't get AP back to 4.5 YPC they're in deep shit.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    They and their offensive line have looked really bad the last two games. I know you aren't going to face Julius Peppers every week but if they can't get AP back to 4.5 YPC they're in deep shit.

    Luckily I only need campbell to get me 8 points. He is projected for 19. Got my fingers crossed.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So are there local assassins that can be hired on the cheap in Wisconsin?

    Mason Crosby has gone too far.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    They and their offensive line have looked really bad the last two games. I know you aren't going to face Julius Peppers every week but if they can't get AP back to 4.5 YPC they're in deep shit.

    Luckily I only need campbell to get me 8 points. He is projected for 19. Got my fingers crossed.

    Campbell has been playing well the last few games and the Giants D has not. I wouldn't be too worried about getting 8 points.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    They and their offensive line have looked really bad the last two games. I know you aren't going to face Julius Peppers every week but if they can't get AP back to 4.5 YPC they're in deep shit.

    And they NEED AP to run well or else they can't do anything because relying on Favre is not working

    First against Arizona and then last night against a below average Panthers team

    The Saints can get away not having much of a running on a certain day because Brees can carry them, but the Vikings can't

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    So are there local assassins that can be hired on the cheap in Wisconsin?

    Mason Crosby has gone too far.

    What good are 3 measly points anyways, it's not like




    Oh

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    They and their offensive line have looked really bad the last two games. I know you aren't going to face Julius Peppers every week but if they can't get AP back to 4.5 YPC they're in deep shit.

    And they NEED AP to run well or else they can't do anything because relying on Favre is not working

    First against Arizona and then last night against a below average Panthers team

    The Saints can get away not having much of a running on a certain day because Brees can carry them, but the Vikings can't

    No pocket passer can operate when you're constantly being knocked down even when the defense is only rushing 3 men. Love Brees, he's awesome and all, but he can't perform when he's getting pushed around when the defense isn't even blitzing and that's also why New Orleans lost. NBC showed the coverage on a few of those sacks last night and it was air fucking tight.

    Same thing happened to Warner when Arizona played Indy. Freeney and Mathis had a field day and one of the most potent offenses in the league was completely shut down.

    Also, I kept hearing about this "number 1 rated defense" of Green Bay's last night. What a joke. They're 11th in PPG and they're the most penalized team in the NFL. They have a bright future ahead of them if they can improve their secondary but they are not the NFL's best.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If I lose to Butters tonight, I have no one to blame but myself - I left a stupid amount of points on my WR and RB bench this week.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can agree with that, Butters.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, after a disastrous outing last week, my fantasy team righted itself and fought to a 14 point win, putting me in the final playoff. Thank you Aaron "44 points" Rodgers. Also thank you for my opponent's team only having one player with a double digit score.

    The bad news is that I will now be facing the clear league winner. He won his playoff game by 111 points. Things do not look good for Team Basically the Packers.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my decision to start roy williams over austin collie has proven disastrous


    oh well

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2009
    Quarterback Brett Favre did not hold back Sunday night when talking about coach Brad Childress' attempt to pull him from the Vikings' 26-7 loss at Bank of America Stadium. But it turns out this is not the first time Favre has been down this path with Childress this season.

    Childress also tried to remove Favre early from the Vikings' 27-10 victory over Detroit on Nov. 15 at the Metrodome, according to people with knowledge of the situation. Childress has pulled Favre from six games this season because the Vikings had a big lead late -- that includes the victory over the Lions -- but in two of these cases Childress wanted to make the move well before Favre saw fit.

    In both cases, Favre has remained in. It was clear he was extremely unhappy Sunday night about the fact Childress wanted to take him out with the Vikings leading 7-6 in the third quarter.

    "Yeah, there was a heated discussion, I guess you would call it," said Favre, who finished 17 of 27 for 224 yards with no touchdowns and an interception. "We were up 7-6 at the time. No secret, I was getting hit a little bit. I felt the pressure on a lot of plays. We had seven points. So I think everyone in the building was like, ‘They’re not moving the ball, they’re not getting points.’ Brad wanted to go in a different direction and I wanted to stay in the game.

    "We were up 7-6. Yeah, it’s not 70-6, but we’re up 7-6. So I said, ‘I’m staying in the game, I’m playing.’ I don’t know if it was exactly to protect me, or we had seven points, I’m not sure. That’s his call. But we talked it out. We didn’t have time, I didn’t have time to sit there and say why or what. My response was, we’ve got to win this ballgame and I want to stay in and do whatever I can. Now, unfortunately, I didn’t do that, but that was my intention."
    That's pretty funny

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I would like to hear Childress' explanation of how switching to T-Jack helps them win that game.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I would like to hear Childress' explanation of how switching to T-Jack helps them win that game.

    The only justification I can think of is that Jackson can actually move and throw on the run fairly well.

    Plus they weren't that concerned about winning that game. The Packers had already lost, the NFC North was locked up from that moment on. It was probably done more out of not wanting to see Favre injured than winning a pretty meaningless game.

    So far, Favre is proving me right. Three of his four worst QB ratings this year have come in the last three weeks, starting the week after Thanksgiving. (Pittsburgh game was the only one that came before Thanksgiving)

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NFC East fans not named Goose:

    What are the chances you'd give the Redskins to beat the Giants tonight?

    How have the two teams looked against each other lately? I think the last 'Skins Giants game I saw was opening game 2008.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    look out, there's a schism in the Vikings' locker room!

    jesus christ

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    look out, there's a schism in the Vikings' locker room!

    jesus christ

    the tension is pulpable

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    The good news is that the Giants D has been playing like shit so you have a decent chance.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    The good news is that the Giants D has been playing like shit so you have a decent chance.

    Good because I have to win this game and two others to get any monies. Fucking commish made it a winner take all league with 8 playoff teams. I want to kick him.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    The good news is that the Giants D has been playing like shit so you have a decent chance.

    Good because I have to win this game and two others to get any monies. Fucking commish made it a winner take all league with 8 playoff teams. I want to kick him.

    Bad news: You have to depend on Jason fucking Campbell to win this game.

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    The good news is that the Giants D has been playing like shit so you have a decent chance.

    Good because I have to win this game and two others to get any monies. Fucking commish made it a winner take all league with 8 playoff teams. I want to kick him.

    Bad news: You have to depend on Jason fucking Campbell to win this game.

    Could be worse. He has been playing well. Just need him to keep it up one more game.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hey Vikings D! Thank you for forcing me to rely on Jason fuck Campbell to make round 2 of the playoffs in my money league. Bunch of fuckknuckles.

    The good news is that the Giants D has been playing like shit so you have a decent chance.

    Good because I have to win this game and two others to get any monies. Fucking commish made it a winner take all league with 8 playoff teams. I want to kick him.

    Bad news: You have to depend on Jason fucking Campbell to win this game.

    Could be worse. He has been playing well. Just need him to keep it up one more game.

    Yeah you could have had the Cleveland Browns yester- oh.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I would like to hear Childress' explanation of how switching to T-Jack helps them win that game.

    The only justification I can think of is that Jackson can actually move and throw on the run fairly well.

    That's not going to help him make throws into tight coverage when 7 and 8 men are dropping back.
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Plus they weren't that concerned about winning that game. The Packers had already lost, the NFC North was locked up from that moment on. It was probably done more out of not wanting to see Favre injured than winning a pretty meaningless game.

    Meaningless if you think a top seed with a pretty banged up roster is meaningless. That bye week in the playoffs can be the difference between a Superbowl championship and a first round loss. Just ask the 2007 and 2008 Steelers.

    If that's Childress' reasoning it's pretty stupid.
    ShimSham wrote: »
    So far, Favre is proving me right. Three of his four worst QB ratings this year have come in the last three weeks, starting the week after Thanksgiving. (Pittsburgh game was the only one that came before Thanksgiving)

    Yeah if you want to provide zero context to this statement I guess your prediction was vaguely accurate.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2009
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2009
    Holmgren to the Browns. Where to, Mangina? Where to?

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