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Insane Forwards from Relatives/Friends

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
You know the ones. The crazy, distasteful, sometimes racist forwards you get from someone in your extended group who has access to the internet and email.

For example, a gem from my father:

THE GENERAL SPEAKS.
The following contains profanity, but then, Patton was someone who told it like it was, and never minced words...... If you feel you may be offended, do not read this. It's only the truth, which might have been said by a true American Hero.
What Patton would have said...



This is how General George S. Patton would sum things up... and then catch holy hell from Ike.

He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.


ATTENTION!

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Citizens, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars to keep this nation great.


See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your ass -- and LISTEN UP!!


Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity." This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do every year. A little fun at someone else's expense.

Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that ?

THIS IS an atrocity!

[picture of beheaded journalist]

So Was This!!!

[picture of twin towers burning]

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?

Islam a peaceful religion?
My Ass!
Millions of these warped misled sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can..
Some of them are here among us now.

They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. They believe you are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want your ass dead, and they think it is God's will for them to do it.


Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us, and if you agree,
Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.

How many more Americans must be beheaded?
You've fallen asleep AGAIN - get your head out of your ass!
You may never get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS
and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about - if you ever gave a damn about anything!


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