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My New Year's was the bomb!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nah, other girl has braces and when drinking that is something I do not trust my clumsy self around.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so i forgot a fuckin article

    god damnit

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I got sick. Had to leave work early. Went home and slept.

    I was still too unwell to go out when I woke up, so I ended up having a Ghostbusters marathon - watching both movies and a cartoon back to back while chatting online with my best friend, who did the same thing. It actually turned out to be a fun night.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nah, other girl has braces and when drinking that is something I do not trust my clumsy self around.

    i always pictured you to be the type to mix pain and pleasure

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My mind is trying to wrap around a foursome.

    Like, what would be the ideal configuration.

    I think you would need a healthy amount of floor space or Shaquille O'Neal's bed.

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    lets see started off the evening with sushi and champagne at an excellent sushi bar.

    then went to a house party wherein pool was played got to see some old friends I have not talked to in a long while.

    then went to a party at the hotel I work at. pretty good band was playing. kissed a dude once midnight hit because all the girls around me where taken. got some pictures of the cops subduing a bunch of drunken assholes right in the lobby

    ended up at some random afterparty in an apartment and I could not get the address to give to the taxi man because aparently no one at the party lived there or knew whos apt it was?

    pretty good night all in all.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nah, other girl has braces and when drinking that is something I do not trust my clumsy self around.

    i always pictured you to be the type to mix pain and pleasure

    Blood /= pleasure

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My mind is trying to wrap around a foursome.

    Like, what would be the ideal configuration.

    I think you would need a healthy amount of floor space or Shaquille O'Neal's bed.

    king sized bed

    or two couches

    thats how the porn stars do it

    porn is pretty much exactly what real sex is like

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    With the broken dreams and failed aspirations.

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yeah that i hy you did not have a foursome. because one of the girls had braces. that is the only reason

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I still haven't had sex this year.

    Maybe tomorrow or something.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nah you ain't getting any for the rest of your life

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had sex this year. It was awesome.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I haven't had sex since last year, shit.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was offered sex today and tonight.

    But nah.

    Maybe tomorrow.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    I haven't had sex since last year, shit.

    same here, it's not cool

    2008 was pretty alright by me. parts of 2009 were okay, i guess. a lot of it sucked but i'm feeling optimistic about 2010

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No Weaver don't get into the sex conversation you know where that road leads

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I banged for the first time two years ago

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my brother's birthday dinner was delicious

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Went to a party, had stuff, danced, wondered why my friend passed out looking like elton john.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I realized this year that I'm a romantic at heart and should just embrace that fact. Thus far I've been much more successful and happy in my love life. Who knew!

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    I realized this year that I'm a romantic at heart and should just embrace that fact. Thus far I've been much more successful and happy in my love life. Who knew!

    All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Both of those comments sound a little too gay to me.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    i kinda just woke up

    uuurgh

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Good morning!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So, what put the pain in your brain?

    I stayed with vodka in various mixed drinks last night and felt fine this morning, then again I drink vodka often and know it doesn't fuck with my system so it was almost cheating.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    apparently I'm getting sick

    wonder where this came from

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it was me

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm clean, I swear.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

    Can a first time consist of multiple times?

    If so I went all night :winky:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i think it's trying its best but man my body is kicking its ass

    yesterday I had a little bit of a sore throat kinda

    now I have a sort of sniffly nose

    i usually get sniffly nose at the end of my colds so i think this thing is done for. Gonna step out in a few and get some zicam and then tomorrow the good sudafed

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

    Can a first time consist of multiple times?

    If so I went all night :winky:

    This was a single sex session, it hurt afterwards.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hurt so good.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    o...

    ...yeah I got off right away, then I felt like I was floating an inch off the ground

    kinda like tom cruise in MI:1, but on my back

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    o...

    ...yeah I got off right away, then I felt like I was floating an inch off the ground

    kinda like tom cruise in MI:1, but on my back

    Wait, you fucked Tom Cruise?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i know i've always had a fetish for short white men

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