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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sorry NaC game owns

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    please ignore the 93 it has on metacritic from 22 critic reviews btw

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Something can spread up to SE?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hadn't heard of this game til just now, but the OP sold me

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NaC what the hell is wrong with you. Do you hate fun. Is that what it is? Do you hate enjoying things?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hadn't heard of this game til just now, but the OP sold me

    i should be in marketing

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

    Because you have to experience every second of a game to judge it on the merits of its concept and visual design, and the demo is in no way representative of the actual product.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maaaaan, aren't there like a billion good games coming very soon?

    I still haven't started uncharted 2, ratchet and clank: a crack in time and brütal legend

    oh shit I bought modern warfare 2 yesterday

    aw dang it what the hell is going on. Guess I am just going to have to start having a good time soon. Geez

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

    Because you have to experience every second of a game to judge it on the merits of its concept and visual design, and the demo is in no way representative of the actual product.

    93 on metacritic

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    NaC what the hell is wrong with you. Do you hate fun. Is that what it is? Do you hate enjoying things?

    Yes.

    That's what it is. I don't like having fun. In fact, fun causes me physical pain. I spent my bachelor party stabbing myself in the leg so that I wouldn't enjoy it.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    Maaaaan, aren't there like a billion good games coming very soon?

    I still haven't started uncharted 2, ratchet and clank: a crack in time and brütal legend

    oh shit I bought modern warfare 2 yesterday

    aw dang it what the hell is going on. Guess I am just going to have to start having a good time soon. Geez

    january - darksiders, bayonetta, mass effect 2
    february - heavy rain, dantes inferno, bioshock 2
    march - god of war 3, battlefield bad company 2, final fantasy 13

    im getting a gamefly account this week

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NaC just get the game and if you don't like then well you have no soul

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The demo was fun but I think I'll wait til it drops in price a bit because I never got into the little I played of the DMC games.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'll wait untill it is $20

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

    Because you have to experience every second of a game to judge it on the merits of its concept and visual design, and the demo is in no way representative of the actual product.

    93 on metacritic

    video game journalists

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    When are they gonna make a game what I can plug my fleshlight into.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    When are they gonna make a game what I can plug my fleshlight into.

    it's been made

    someone else find it, I'm lazy

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is it Rez?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

    Because you have to experience every second of a game to judge it on the merits of its concept and visual design, and the demo is in no way representative of the actual product.

    93 on metacritic

    video game journalists

    100 A beautiful and graceful fighting game that lets imagination loose, and winks before slapping Dante, Kratos and every other hero back to the drawing board. Edge Magazine[Christmas 2009, p.90]

    100 This is as good as action games get. It controls like a dream, is extremely well balanced (not terribly difficult on Normal and incredibly challenging on Hard), has tons of variety, features great retro game references, contains tons of unlockables and challenges to keep you busy after you finish the story, and when it comes down to it, is the best game Sega has published in years. 1UP

    96 Bayonetta flies so astonishingly close to perfection. While in essence it’s cast from the same mould as Devil May Cry and the games that followed in its wake, Platinum Games have flourished that template with an imagination that’s impossible not to be charmed by, with Bayonetta’s first five hours enthralling and its latter seven absolutely mesmeric. IGN UK

    90 A game that exemplifies so much of what commentators claim has died in the Japanese game industry. A blast of creative brilliance, both technically accomplished, strategically deep and infused with rare imagination, Bayonetta represents the pinnacle of its chosen niche. [JPN Import] Eurogamer

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    When are they gonna make a game what I can plug my fleshlight into.

    Move to Japan

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Maaaaan, aren't there like a billion good games coming very soon?

    I still haven't started uncharted 2, ratchet and clank: a crack in time and brütal legend

    oh shit I bought modern warfare 2 yesterday

    aw dang it what the hell is going on. Guess I am just going to have to start having a good time soon. Geez

    january - darksiders, bayonetta, mass effect 2
    february - heavy rain, dantes inferno, bioshock 2
    march - god of war 3, battlefield bad company 2, final fantasy 13

    im getting a gamefly account this week

    oh, phew, I am only getting 6 of those games so...so fuuck money

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm only interested in two of those, maybe three.
    AND I HAVE SIBLINGS WHO BUY GAMES ALSO WOOHOO

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yes nas we know you don't like this game even though you've never played it

    Because you have to experience every second of a game to judge it on the merits of its concept and visual design, and the demo is in no way representative of the actual product.

    93 on metacritic

    video game journalists

    Sultry Jungle Cat Illusionists

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i want all of them

    gonna have to rent most of them and then buy them like a year and a half later when theyre cheaper

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Please Zephyr stop trying even though 22 people gave the game great reviews it doesn't matter because they are reviewing a video game

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    if you havent played the dantes inferno demo you should, its a GoW ripoff but its still fun as hell (HEH)

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I didn't like the dante's inferno demo, actually

    fighting and dodging just didn't "feel right" and I am not into the world/story at all

    I don't remember where I heard someone say that they managed to do everything god of war does except make it fun, but that is actually how it felt to me

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love how you get health and magic the exact same way as in god of war except replace chests with fountains

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    Yes. yes it is. Also this game looks fun but man GOTY already? There is a bunch of good stuff coming out.

    dudes, it is january.

    man, i do not know about this game.

    i still haven't played dmc2. or dmc4.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want to see a witch get spanked to death

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    100 This is as good as action games get. It controls like a dream, is extremely well balanced (not terribly difficult on Normal and incredibly challenging on Hard),

    Thank fucking Christ

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    yo anyone know when alan wake is coming out

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you want to touch me?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yo anyone know when alan wake is coming out

    Q2, I believe

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    man so heavy rain and alan wake are dropping in the same quarter

    fuck my gay wallet

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yo anyone know when alan wake is coming out

    It comes out on the 18th of how come I wasn't told about the PA:AC deviant art page thing?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man so heavy rain and alan wake are dropping in the same quarter

    fuck my gay wallet

    Uh

    Heavy Rain is February 16

    That's Q1

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    i dunno man there's a huge thread in the AC and everything

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    man so heavy rain and alan wake are dropping in the same quarter

    fuck my gay wallet

    Uh

    Heavy Rain is February 16

    That's Q1

    really? i thought it was march/april

    fuck

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