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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.

    And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."

    Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?.

    What the hell is "LinkedIn"?

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Anyone need healing? Heroes never die!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.

    And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."

    Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?.

    What the hell is "LinkedIn"?

    Business networking tool that everyone signs up for but nobody actually uses.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Okay now she emailed me. The same thing she texted me. I bet that before my post timer even expires, I get a Facebook invite too.

    fake, pre-post timer edit: And there it is.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck nobody said it was easy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    What the hell is "LinkedIn"?

    Business networking tool that everyone signs up for but nobody actually uses.

    yeah, it's pretty terrible

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    What's that noise?

    Sounds like a fucking air raid siren.

    I think it's time to seek refuge in my Y2K shelter.

    round these parts we test our air raid sirens the first Wednesday of the month at noon.

    Yeah I figured it was a test.

    Though I think it's actually a tornado and/or hurricane siren.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx I can dig it. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.

    Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.

    And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."

    Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?


    If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my boss decided that its too cold in the northeast and that we should go down to florida for a bit.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

    ME2 and?

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    None of you are qualified to make amateur porn.

    i was so overqualified i went pro.
    It was at this point that Wally realized, with some dismay, that he had turned into his mother.

    she too has a huge cock

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    #someshit
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nap didn't really happen. I just lay there feeling sleepy without actually sleeping.

    Blergh.

    So how much snow did you wind up getting Bob?

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    desc wrote: »
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I ordered Dominos last night, and they sent me an extra pizza.

    Which means I'm having Dominos for lunch and dinner tonight.

    This does not make me terribly happy.

    You're in NYC and you ordered Dominos? Really?

    All the pizza places around me are inexplicably closed from Christmas until The feast of the Epiphany.

    Fucking dirty catholics.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.

    And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."

    Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?


    If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.

    Hi. Can I tell you something?

    I don't really need to speak the words, do I?

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sweet!

    I'm going to New Orleans in March!

    Sweet!

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakks! Are you still here?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Another girl just texted me. This one, however, is completely crazy.

    And I'm not kidding. She spent two weeks in the hospital for anxiety. This is a day after sending me five text messages which basically amounted to "if you don't add me on LinkedIn, we can't be friends."

    Fucking lunatics. Can I please meet less crazy people, God? Please?


    If the fish you catch are substandard, it could say something about the bait.

    Perhaps he should use the substandard fish as bait?

    Taranis on
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nap didn't really happen. I just lay there feeling sleepy without actually sleeping.

    Blergh.

    So how much snow did you wind up getting Bob?

    It's really not that bad. I think this morning there was about 4", but mostly compacted down by people walking.

    It's just this silly country goes into meltdown as soon as it even looks like it's going to snow. I really don't understand it.

    Also, I made it to the doctors and back without falling over! Huzzah!

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  • ProtoMan39ProtoMan39 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.

    Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.

    That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

    ME2 and?

    Final Dollhouse episodes. Also Bulgarian girl comes back this Sunday.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Anyone need healing? Heroes never die!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    my boss decided that its too cold in the northeast and that we should go down to florida for a bit.

    We don't want you.

    SyphonBlue on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drez wrote: »

    Hi. Can I tell you something?

    I don't really need to speak the words, do I?

    That I'm right? Yeah I know I normally am.

    Preacher on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Sweet!

    I'm going to New Orleans in March!

    Sweet!

    Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Anyone need healing? Heroes never die!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

    ME2 and?

    Final Dollhouse episodes. Also Bulgarian girl comes back this Sunday.

    Chuck!

    SyphonBlue on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

    ME2 and?

    Final Dollhouse episodes. Also Bulgarian girl comes back this Sunday.

    If only their could be some final heroes eps, I mean that show is as bad as doll house yet it gets to live.

    Preacher on
  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sweet!

    I'm going to New Orleans in March!

    Sweet!

    Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.

    Or my company can pay for it.

    And we're looking at being able to go to PAX.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.

    ME2 and?

    Final Dollhouse episodes. Also Bulgarian girl comes back this Sunday.

    Ah, ok. Three good things, I see.

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  • JokermanJokerman Smile more Talk LessRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I ordered Dominos last night, and they sent me an extra pizza.

    Which means I'm having Dominos for lunch and dinner tonight.

    This does not make me terribly happy.

    You're in NYC and you ordered Dominos? Really?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sweet!

    I'm going to New Orleans in March!

    Sweet!

    Oh look at you, Mr.-I-can't-take-a-train-ride-across-the-state-and-pay-for-a-hotel-room-in-Boston-but-I-can-go-to-fucking-new-orleans-and-pay-for-that.

    To be honest man, I'd rather go spend time in a chocolate city then bean town.

    Preacher on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    my boss decided that its too cold in the northeast and that we should go down to florida for a bit.

    We don't want you.

    I'll remember that when I'm in the warm sun and you're walking through a blizzard uphill both ways!

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ProtoMan39 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.

    Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.

    That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.

    I'm going to use this.

    Taranis on
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  • ProtoMan39ProtoMan39 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    ProtoMan39 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ELM learns by peoples fantasy fanfics. I will admit my college sex ed class was actually pretty decent. Well on the physical side since it the medical side of it all. But I got to learn about the whole nerve set that women generally have.

    Ok my thought on sex is not healthy, it is way to based on anatomy classes.

    That's not too bad. If you know the anatomy, you'll do better. I mean, starting off sex with "YOUR CLITORIS IS ON YOUR BUTT RIGHT???" probably won't end well.

    I'm going to use this.

    If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ProtoMan39 wrote: »

    If you're ever drunk and/or having a one night stand, get ready for doggy style, and then go anal. Tell her afterward that you weren't sure which hole was which, so you just went for one.

    Ok clearly you've never had anal sex or your dick is the size of a pencil, there is no way to "Accidentally" penetrate a woman anally unless she's loose as all fuck anally, or you have a really small dick.

    Preacher on
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Nom nom, that Mechwarrior Crysis mod is awesome.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    God damn I am so amped for Mass Effect 2. So many good things are coming in January.
    ^5, me too

    I'm trying to figure out whether or not I should pre-order. I want my copy tied to steam, but I haven't found much info about how that's being handled.

    Bama on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.

    Preacher on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.

    All the neckbeards are amp'd becasue there will be like 5 lines of dialogue that reference your old save

    and alien titties

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck nobody said it was easy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.

    yeah I thought ME was okay

    I will probably not pick up #2

    is there anything else coming out in Jan? I think I have $10 Amazon credit toward a videogame that expires soon

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.

    you are a terrible person for not being excited.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I liked ME, but I dunno if I'm really psyched for the sequel. I guess I'm half stock.

    yeah I thought ME was okay

    I will probably not pick up #2

    is there anything else coming out in Jan? I think I have $10 Amazon credit toward a videogame that expires soon

    BAYONETTA!

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