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New Comic for Friday, January 15th

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Excerpt from the book:

    "Call me Broshmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no gold in my inventory, and no quests to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery parts of the map. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulation the circulation."

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I can't decide if that's scary or awesome

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  • BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Reminds me of the Lego Robot comic

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  • bakes5150bakes5150 Registered User new member
    edited January 2010
    Where is EPIC HUCK FINN?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WHITE WHALE

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Excerpt from the book:

    "Call me Broshmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no gold in my inventory, and no quests to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery parts of the map. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulation the circulation."

    A ha ha - excellent.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the cheat wrote: »
    smegma whales are a wholly untapped pocket of gaming possibilities.

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  • WitchsightWitchsight Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I cant believe its not a giant dick though.

    I was totally prepared for that.

    I dont know if Thats What She said works on the internet.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    From hell's heart I launch laser-harpoons at thee, and for hate's sake I spit my last health point at thee.

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  • UnreadableHulkUnreadableHulk Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm holding out for Leaves of Grass: The Video Game which celebrates the workaday life of a squad of 23rd century space marines clearing out the horrors of the Alpha Centauri deepmines.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    fucking yesssssssss
    yessssss

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MO-BY DICK
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    LOVED IT!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    how does that hat stay on your head

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would buy this.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What are they doing to my beloved Comedy now ;_;

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    In order to sail an ocean of lava do you need to have a ship made out of brimstone?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    WHITE WHALE

    HOLY

    GRAIL

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't know about oceans of lava, but you need an accountant to sail the accountancy.

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    THE WHALE

    HE BE WHITE NOW

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

    Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

    I swear to god I'm not joking

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Harrier wrote: »
    What are they doing to my beloved Comedy now ;_;

    According to the news post, they're giving it a badass cover that has absolutely nothing to do with the poem, and putting a couple of pages of screenshots in. They're not actually changing the poem though.

    Kind of like what they did with I am Legend when instead of a middle-aged overweight white dude they put Will Smith on the cover.

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

    Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

    I swear to god I'm not joking

    i cannot accept this

    i see your words

    but i cannot accept the message they convey

    no

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    thank you Olivaw

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

    Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

    I swear to god I'm not joking

    Who is "they" and how do you know that they are "considering" this?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

    Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

    I swear to god I'm not joking

    Who is "they" and how do you know that they are "considering" this?

    "They" was someone from EA or Visceral, and by "considering" I mean went on at length about it during an interview

    I have been trying to find the article but for some reason I'm not having any luck

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The literary classic inspired by the epic video game by Electronic Arts.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    holy shit

    this comic

    fantastic

    alsp, perfect new iphone wallpaper

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  • Cameron_TalleyCameron_Talley Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

    a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

    a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

    Herman Melville was a time-traveling plagiarist

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

    a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

    For the longest time I thought it originated from Scorched Earth.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

    a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.
    To be fair, Patrick Stewart did play Ahab once

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  • Faceless CowardFaceless Coward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Not a comic, because there is no sequence of images. However, I fully endorse it.

    Reminds me of:

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Moby Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Not a comic, because there is no sequence of images. However, I fully endorse it.

    Reminds me of:

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    Is The Far Side not a comic then?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Krentz wrote: »
    Moby Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

    oh ho ho ho

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would absolutely play this game.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I would absolutely shill this game.
    OH HO HO!

    However, game needs more bro-multiplayer.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    WHITE WHALE

    HOLY

    GRAIL

    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

    WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

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  • Mongrel IdiotMongrel Idiot Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonna print this out on some glossy paper and make a dust jacket for my copy of Moby Dick.

    Well, one of my copies of Moby Dick.

    Is it weird I that I have three copies of Moby Dick?

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