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the people above me are SO FUCKING LOUD
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seriously, I have mass effect on so loud that the walls are vibrating slightly, but somehow the douchnozzles who live above me are managing to hit the floor hard enough for the sound to hurt my ears. I've come up with several reasons for this:
-Too goddamn high to stand
-Rough Sex
-Rough Sex thats really domestic violence but both parties are too stupid for words to know that
-fight club
-TOO GODDAMN HIGH TO GIVE A WUT
All i want to do is shoot some krogans with feeling like my ceiling is going to collapse, is that too much to ask
also SE feel free to dogpile/shit all over this thread/me, it will keep entertained until the fuckers stop slamming themselves into the floor
-Too goddamn high to stand
-Rough Sex
-Rough Sex thats really domestic violence but both parties are too stupid for words to know that
-fight club
-TOO GODDAMN HIGH TO GIVE A WUT
All i want to do is shoot some krogans with feeling like my ceiling is going to collapse, is that too much to ask
also SE feel free to dogpile/shit all over this thread/me, it will keep entertained until the fuckers stop slamming themselves into the floor
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Get some headphones.
Or talk to whoever is in charge of wherever you are.
edit: do the floor cutting thing
Should have taken that left at Albuquerque
What a dumb kid.
No, he needs 2 whores if he wants to be louder.
hahaha, no. For one, my shit is only peaking that high, and im actually pretty sure they can't hear it over themselves.
Plus, they have pulled this shit the six months, but its only been since the new semester started that they have really kicked it up a notch. They've managed to wake up my roommate who sleep with ear plugs in because they hit the floor so hard the shit sitting against walls started rattling around. her lamp actually fell off her desk, which is retarded because I live on the ground floor so its not like we dont have a solid foundation or anything.
That would be my first thought
Transcription from a few days ago:
Girl: "please get off"
Guy:"why baby?
Girl:"I just want you to get off"
Guy:"but why baby?"
Girl"........you smell"
*insert terrible sex sounds here*
Thats what I woke up to the other day. Of course that part came after them hitting the floor so hard with the sex I actually woke up. Considering I've slept through hurricanes, no easy task
I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.
To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything
Sleeping through hurricanes is cake.
Look, go upstairs, tell them you can hear them and that whether they're doing something particularly involved or not, they should know it's distractingly loud for the tenants below them.
Building managers get days off? Since when?
My previous upstairs neighbors were kinda odd.
Since the building managers live in gainsville and my apartment is here in sunny orlando. Our lovely office staff keeps awesome Monday-Friday 9-5 hours, so anything short of a very important maintenance problem has to wait until the business week. Oh, they also take holidays. And did I mention they hold any mail bigger than a letter for us in the office to pick up, but only when they are there. Our office staff is nice, but useless most of the time
Going up there will do fuck all because A) they are a bunch of stoners, and not the good, mellow ones who you want to know because they have connections, they are the dumbass kind who smoke out on balconies 10 feet from a road.
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You said they handled it less than professionally.
Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.
I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"
and then it never happens
I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move
Backpedal 'til the wheels fall off that bike.
I just
oh well, next playthrough i'll do it the other way
the one at 0:40 is one of my earliest memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU
kinda sad
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i don't think a 3 story fall will kill them, and its currently raining outside so lighting them on fire isn't going to do much either
good idea though
like I said, eh
i want to do a playthrough as a female renegade vanguard next, with garrus and wrex for a party
we'll play good cop, bad cop, crazy bitch
I used to live in an apartment right next to a Community college that had a 60% asian population. I was with my girlfriend who lived on the second floor and when saturday was around. Oh yeah, my beliefs that international students were all nice and quiet.
Turns out they all congregate in the apartment above ours and have a loud ass parties. I don't know what to do my girlfriend told me to go up there and tell them to shut up. I told her, "Nah. maybe they'll stop"
Next thing she did was punch me in my gut walk out the door take the elevator up and seconds later I heard her telling them in Japanese to basically shut the fuck up.
Man when she came back I felt like the biggest pussy
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Also, while they won't immediately die from a 3 story fall, they'll almost certainly die from the injuries sustained from it + being on fire.
Free beer is the only thing keeping me here.
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i fucking hate yahtzee
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