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SE++ Space Program

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Gatsby wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Inertia is what the doctor tests you for when he asks you to cough, right?

    Inertia? I barely knew her!

    should have been intertia? i hardly know ya!

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Barcardi wrote: »
    dammit i wish we further along in space development than we are. nasa is such a disappointment.... my uncle, who contracts with nasa, is also a disappointment. hes a fucking astrophysicist and he spends his current research trying to figure out how to make better GPS for satellites because "those companies pay well," no space elevator in the works, that douchebag

    I am pretty disappointed in Subway.

    By now I would have expected subways with little tiny tvs in them so you could watch tv while eating but apparently there is more money in just making regular sandwiches.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Blaket wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    dammit i wish we further along in space development than we are. nasa is such a disappointment.... my uncle, who contracts with nasa, is also a disappointment. hes a fucking astrophysicist and he spends his current research trying to figure out how to make better GPS for satellites because "those companies pay well," no space elevator in the works, that douchebag

    I am pretty disappointed in Subway.

    By now I would have expected subways with little tiny tvs in them so you could watch tv while eating but apparently there is more money in just making regular sandwiches.

    I can go to Red Brick Pizza, get a sandwich, and sit in a booth with my own little plasma screen tv complete with direct t.v.
    I can then go get a gelato at the same place and then go back in my booth.

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    Blaket wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    dammit i wish we further along in space development than we are. nasa is such a disappointment.... my uncle, who contracts with nasa, is also a disappointment. hes a fucking astrophysicist and he spends his current research trying to figure out how to make better GPS for satellites because "those companies pay well," no space elevator in the works, that douchebag

    I am pretty disappointed in Subway.

    By now I would have expected subways with little tiny tvs in them so you could watch tv while eating but apparently there is more money in just making regular sandwiches.

    Blaket I don't even know what to say to you

    I guess you just missed out on the invention of the tv tray

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    In the future all meals will have screens built into them

    Mark my words.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    i kinda wish i was making that up about red brick

    the pizza is pretty fuckin good too

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    if I were to have switches, I'd want to be able to set SCE to Aux.

    I love you

  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    space is boring now.

    i blame rick berman and brannon braga.

  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    We should send this thread to the moon.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    why is it that the first thing that comes to mind whenever someone says this is "death by snu snu"?


    and then :shock: :) D: :) D: :) D:

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    I am hoping there will be Barbarella in space.

  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    which would mean they'd all be lesbians; have you ever seen real lesbian?, not a very pretty sight.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    I have no failed twice to put this damn shuttle in orbit.

  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    which would mean they'd all be lesbians; have you ever seen real lesbian?, not a very pretty sight.

    All the lesbians I know are hot. I am truly a blessed man.

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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Gatsby wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    which would mean they'd all be lesbians; have you ever seen real lesbian?, not a very pretty sight.

    All the lesbians I know are hot. I am truly a blessed man.

    Must be nice, getting all that hot lesbian pussy, leaving all the fat bulldykes for the taking.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    if I were to have switches, I'd want to be able to set SCE to Aux.

    Just don't hit the switch to stir the oxygen tanks.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    I can't throw any money down, but you can use my basement for storage, Fram.

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  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    Gatsby wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    how can space be boring just thinking that there might be a world out there with only amazon women?

    which would mean they'd all be lesbians; have you ever seen real lesbian?, not a very pretty sight.

    All the lesbians I know are hot. I am truly a blessed man.

    They are probably not really lesbians, but confused and/or annoyed young hetero women (it is very common!); ask them again in 10 years if they still like girls.

    In the mean time, go to craigslist and look at the pictures of women seeking women =P

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    NaC go into the Secret Satans thread. I have made a I'm sorry I'm a failure for the second year in a row post to you.

  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

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  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

    If they wanted manmeat they wouldn't be lesbians; And no, i'm speaking from my personal experience as a part-time sapphist.

  • pillowpillow Registered User
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    No it's true, they are all fucking crazy.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

    If they wanted manmeat they wouldn't be lesbians; And no, i'm speaking from my personal experience as a part-time sapphist.

    i'm confused.

    this would mean that you're a male lesbian, because as we all know, there are no women on the internet.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

    If they wanted manmeat they wouldn't be lesbians; And no, i'm speaking from my personal experience as a part-time sapphist.

    i'm confused.

    this would mean that you're a male lesbian, because as we all know, there are no women on the internet.

    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    monocle wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

    If they wanted manmeat they wouldn't be lesbians; And no, i'm speaking from my personal experience as a part-time sapphist.

    i'm confused.

    this would mean that you're a male lesbian, because as we all know, there are no women on the internet.


    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.

  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    lesbians always make me sad. especially when they're so good looking. it's just like, "wooo, 2 more women that aren't available!" :(

    consider yourself lucky; they are taking the crazy women off the market. (i am just going from personal experience, not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy)

    they're only crazy if they don't want your manmeat, right?

    If they wanted manmeat they wouldn't be lesbians; And no, i'm speaking from my personal experience as a part-time sapphist.

    i'm confused.

    this would mean that you're a male lesbian, because as we all know, there are no women on the internet.

    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

    No, you're thinking of someone else

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  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

    Does that even count as a lesbian?; I'm not sure if it would.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.
    For example I am a woman on the internet, I just hide it by spending 90% of my real life pretending to be a man to keep my cover up.

  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    Blaket wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.
    For example I am a woman on the internet, I just hide it by spending 90% of my real life pretending to be a man to keep my cover up.

    if you floated in these sorts of circles; i'm sure you'd consider it.

  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Blaket wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.
    For example I am a woman on the internet, I just hide it by spending 90% of my real life pretending to be a man to keep my cover up.

    omg do u haev pics?1!!

    want 2 cyber?!

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I would love to the Professor.

    Unfortunately I do no own a camera of a webcam.

    If you would send me some money I might be able to.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.

    bullshit. anyone claiming to be a woman is really Chris Hansen.

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  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    monocle wrote: »
    There are plenty of women on the internet; they just rarely bring it up, because then they get constantly pestered by 15 year old boys.

    bullshit. anyone claiming to be a woman is really Chris Hansen.

    have a seat.

  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    monocle wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

    Does that even count as a lesbian?; I'm not sure if it would.

    *sigh*

    please don't do this

    also you are being extremely offensive to teenaged boys

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    monocle wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

    Does that even count as a lesbian?; I'm not sure if it would.

    Somewhere in Vancouver, Teefs' head snaps up, like a wolf who just heard a cracking twig

  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would love to the Professor.

    Unfortunately I do no own a camera of a webcam.

    If you would send me some money I might be able to.

    How's about you drop by my office, and we'll get you into a position?

    Ever since I had to fire my secretary, I've found myself lacking an extra pair of hands around the office, if you know what I mean.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    this is all just fantasy escapism bullshit

    fuck NASA

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  • monoclemonocle Registered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    monocle wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Pre-op who's still interested in women, you bigot

    Does that even count as a lesbian?; I'm not sure if it would.

    Somewhere in Vancouver, Teefs' head snaps up, like a wolf who just heard a cracking twig

    Yeah, I looked into her soul and saw nothing that couldn't be explained by random chemical reactions.


    Pity, really.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    wat

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