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Webcrumblix: The Sequel [No crwth*]

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    There's a plane on a treadmill. This plane has 2.9999 doors, behind 1.99999 of which are ongoing male circumcision rituals, behind the last door is the answer to the question of god's existence.


    If you select a door looking for the answer to the god question, and I open .9999999 doors to reveal a circumcision ritual, does the plane have a better chance of taking off if you switch your selection?



    Keep in mind the treadmill is trapped between the back wheels. We're not sure how it ended up on the runway.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that's not a movie!

    Llama get outta here geeeez

    2) for me is Schindler's list but muted and a studio audience laughing instead

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NONE OF THESE POSTS ARE MOVIES FUCK

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    There's a plane on a treadmill. This plane has 2.9999 doors, behind 1.99999 of which are ongoing male circumcision rituals, behind the last door is the answer to the question of god's existence.


    If you select a door looking for the answer to the god question, and I open .9999999 doors to reveal a circumcision ritual, does the plane have a better chance of taking off if you switch your selection?



    Keep in mind the treadmill is trapped between the back wheels. We're not sure how it ended up on the runway.

    you didn't put ellipsis at the end of those :/

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh my stars

    I think I have achieved the pinnacle

    BEHOLD :
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    There's a plane on a treadmill. This plane has 2.9999 doors, behind 1.99999 of which are ongoing male circumcision rituals, behind the last door is the answer to the question of god's existence.


    If you select a door looking for the answer to the god question, and I open .9999999 doors to reveal a circumcision ritual, does the plane have a better chance of taking off if you switch your selection?



    Keep in mind the treadmill is trapped between the back wheels. We're not sure how it ended up on the runway.

    you didn't put ellipsis at the end of those :/

    I trust you guys!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zoinks

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd never heard of him before.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    okay how about
    1) avatar
    2) fight club
    3) edward scissorhands
    4) Charlie and the chocolate factory (2005)
    5) donnie darko

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    haha nerdgasmic's is the best so far just for the B^U

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my favourite movie is glengarry glen ross

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    There's a plane on a treadmill. This plane has 2.9999 doors, behind 1.99999 of which are ongoing male circumcision rituals, behind the last door is the answer to the question of god's existence.


    If you select a door looking for the answer to the god question, and I open .9999999 doors to reveal a circumcision ritual, does the plane have a better chance of taking off if you switch your selection?



    Keep in mind the treadmill is trapped between the back wheels. We're not sure how it ended up on the runway.

    you didn't put ellipsis at the end of those :/

    I trust you guys!

    but you should never assume something that isn't there in maths and phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtkhjtjtjkjtkjkt durrrrp

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    my favourite movie is glengarry glen ross

    my favorite acting duo are glen garry and glen ross

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    my favourite movie is glengarry glen ross

    My favorite is Wimblegarry Wimble Ross

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    everything's coming up wimble!



    ffffffuck

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i just googled faithmouse to find out what the hell it was

    i am so confused

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I won an Öskar for that!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Who is faithmouse?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i feel this comic captures the song in comic form to the very best of my abilities

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    Lady Gaga then presents an interesting fact: if she's present, then gambling -- in moderation -- can be enjoyable.

    also interesting: a new slang form of the word "muffin", a cool consonant slide in "he can't read my... poker face" from "d" to "m" so it's almost one phoneme, also, bisexuality

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    gm09012220090123010113.jpg

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that baby looks a little old to abort

    quick

    put it in a dumpster

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I grew up in a dumpster. It ain't so bad. Always plenty to eat, you never have to worry about someone trying to rob you and hey if someone's dog gets lice they throw away their blankets and you are set for winter

    also rats make for lifelong friends. Well, I mean they don't live very long but when they die you get to feast so

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    fah-fah-fah-facade of bluffing

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    now don't quote me but i was told sweden recycles all its dumpster babies into potting soil

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    now don't quote me but i was told sweden recycles all its dumpster babies into potting soil

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that's not real!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    it sure is, bud.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    actually we recycle potting soil into dumpster babies

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh cool the faithmouse guy has goatse'd me

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    You only need to look at our Swedish forumers to realize how true that billboard is.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    why would we kill for what grows on our trees and sprouts from our soil?

    silly

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man this guy sure loves drawing vagina bats

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i feel this comic captures the song in comic form to the very best of my abilities

    comic2-1656.png

    Lady Gaga then presents an interesting fact: if she's present, then gambling -- in moderation -- can be enjoyable.

    also interesting: a new slang form of the word "muffin", a cool consonant slide in "he can't read my... poker face" from "d" to "m" so it's almost one phoneme, also, bisexuality

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    494.jpg

    crwth on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just looked at at some faithmouse. What the? Whoah? Huh? Damn?

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    Fuck off and die.
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    eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Hey whats going on in here.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Spun uncontrollably skyward... Driven brutally into the ground
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Obama is naked and getting an oily back rub from a unicorn.

    Hats off to that man.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't get today's Oglaf

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it's a magic box

    makes you want whatever's in it

    enough to suck a dick

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