For my first action I will EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
For your second action, you'll play Simon. EXAMINE EXAMINE MOVE MOVE EXAMINE USE USE USE
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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edited January 2010
Actually, my first design of the card had Red Green Blue Yellow for the colors of the quick menu. I decided not to go with that for the exact reason that it looked just like Simon.
Obtains a QUICK MENU, and ASSIGNS EXAMINE, MOVE, USE, and PICK UP. Loses 10 ELECTROBITS.
You EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. What an INCREDIBLE WASTE OF TAX PAYER'S DOLLARS. It is perhaps still SPACE WORTHY, granted you have the NECESSARY SKILLS and the KEYS.
As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.
That is to say, all other players will also recieve a Quick Menu, and two free Quick Menu actions per turn. However, they do not get to decide their four actions, instead I'm going to go ahead and let anyone suggest what the four Quick Menu options will be for each player. That is to say, even people who aren't playing may suggest what the Quick Menu options will be.
Suggestions should be in this format:
Player Name>
Menu Option 1
Menu Option 2
Menu Option 3
Menu Option 4
If we don't get enough good suggestions I'll just let you guys decide your own. Let's see how this works.
You MOVE WESTWARDS. You ENTER the AQUARIUM TUNNEL. There are MANY PEOPLE TRAPPED in a TUBE so that FISH MAY OBSERVE THEM for ENTERTAINMENT and EDUCATION.
Not everybody knows what it's like to be a lvl 99 Raichu. You weren't one of those happy go lucky meet in the trophy garden and grow up together types, either. You didn't get to see the Trainer overcome his hardships and learn about life. You were born to an overworked female and an amorphous blob of dna. He wasn't a caring father. You were one of 300 Pichus born that day. You'd have been drowned if you had a worse nature. If he were looking for a shiny, you'd be six feet under. You spent years shoving lightning out of your cheeks and charging your tail. People complain about puberty but you had to have a rock touched to your body before you could mature in an instantaneous and painful fashion. Thousands of less than worthy water types and birds fell at your feet. Meanwhile, you've been burned, chopped, punched, rocked telekinetically beaten more times than you can count. Being a special sweeper isn't a glorious career. That's all over, though. You retired and it's up to you to make up for lost time - so fruit and long naps are the norm. There's a lot of pent up electricity in you but you don't like to embrace your old ways too often. You just want to eat delicious food and take it easy.
You WARP to the LAUNCH PAD. There is an AMAZING SYMBOL OF HUMAN PROGRESS. You ARE DIZZY and SKIP YOUR NEXT TURN. You still have TWO QUICK MENU ACTIONS.
You DOUBLE TEAM TWICE. That's A FUCKIN' LOT OF RAICHUS.
To preempt clarification, any action may be applied to any number of the Raichus. Which is to say, you may move a single one at a time, or all at once. Any card with a single target can only target a single Raichu. You still only have two quick menu actions and one card per turn.
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If a free spot ever comes up in this, I'd be very interested
Hopefully it will work out alright.
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I assign the following actions to my QuickMenu.
EXAMINE
MOVE
PICK UP
USE
For my first action I will EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
For your second action, you'll play Simon. EXAMINE EXAMINE MOVE MOVE EXAMINE USE USE USE
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
But im ready for my closeup Mr. Devile!
Obtains a QUICK MENU, and ASSIGNS EXAMINE, MOVE, USE, and PICK UP. Loses 10 ELECTROBITS.
You EXAMINE the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. What an INCREDIBLE WASTE OF TAX PAYER'S DOLLARS. It is perhaps still SPACE WORTHY, granted you have the NECESSARY SKILLS and the KEYS.
STATS
Malleability - 20
Size - 4
Lives - 9
Comprehensibility - 2
Reflex - 15
Electrobits - -10
As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.
That is to say, all other players will also recieve a Quick Menu, and two free Quick Menu actions per turn. However, they do not get to decide their four actions, instead I'm going to go ahead and let anyone suggest what the four Quick Menu options will be for each player. That is to say, even people who aren't playing may suggest what the Quick Menu options will be.
Suggestions should be in this format:
Player Name>
Menu Option 1
Menu Option 2
Menu Option 3
Menu Option 4
If we don't get enough good suggestions I'll just let you guys decide your own. Let's see how this works.
As a player, you can also suggest what other player's menu options should be.
Push buttons randomly
One Liner
Flee
Binge Drinking
Move
Dance
Paint
Program in C++
Move
Eat
Prime Grenade
Cabbage Patch
Cut
First Aid
Fire Lazers
Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode
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I vote for this. It is the only logical progression the game can take.
Look
Touch
Taste
Smell
Eat Sandwich
Flick Cigarette
Muffled Cheer
Throw Urine
Daius>
Gyre
Gimble
Outgrabe
Galumph
In the meantime I'm going to MOVE WESTWARDS.
A man can dream.
Suicide Bomb
PARTY TIME!
Hump
Fert
Rape
Raep
Reap
Pear
Move Thisway
Move Thataway
Move Thereways
Move Norway
Nerdrage
Spam
Strip
Anonymous (stealth mode)
Sing Bass
Sing Rhythm
Sing Melody
Sing Countermelody
> Move
> Breakdance
> Do the robot
> Challenge opponent to dance-off
Digital Love
One More Time
STEAM. MACHINE.
Harder Better Stronger Faster
Tailwhip
Sand Attack
Double Team
Run
-Be
-Not be
-Suffer outrageous fortune
-Take arms
-Operate
-Read Medical Journals
-Golf
-Dammit, Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not A Sword!
-Free boat ride for 3
-Be on a boat
-On a boat
-Fuck a mermaid
-Dont stop
-Believing
-Hold on to that feeling
-Guitar Solo
Be Darian
Be Darius
Logificate
Appearify
VisibleHowl
You MOVE WESTWARDS. You ENTER the AQUARIUM TUNNEL. There are MANY PEOPLE TRAPPED in a TUBE so that FISH MAY OBSERVE THEM for ENTERTAINMENT and EDUCATION.
I endorse this post.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You are RONALDOTHEGYPSY.
Not everybody knows what it's like to be a lvl 99 Raichu. You weren't one of those happy go lucky meet in the trophy garden and grow up together types, either. You didn't get to see the Trainer overcome his hardships and learn about life. You were born to an overworked female and an amorphous blob of dna. He wasn't a caring father. You were one of 300 Pichus born that day. You'd have been drowned if you had a worse nature. If he were looking for a shiny, you'd be six feet under. You spent years shoving lightning out of your cheeks and charging your tail. People complain about puberty but you had to have a rock touched to your body before you could mature in an instantaneous and painful fashion. Thousands of less than worthy water types and birds fell at your feet. Meanwhile, you've been burned, chopped, punched, rocked telekinetically beaten more times than you can count. Being a special sweeper isn't a glorious career. That's all over, though. You retired and it's up to you to make up for lost time - so fruit and long naps are the norm. There's a lot of pent up electricity in you but you don't like to embrace your old ways too often. You just want to eat delicious food and take it easy.
STATS
Speed: 10
Sloth-like Nature (Laziness): 10
Capacity to
Electric! (POWAH): 20
QUICK MENU
Tailwhip
Sand Attack
Double Team
Run
You are in MECCA. It is WAY TOO CROWDED.
To the LAUNCH PAD. I'll VORTEX out in the GRASSY yard surrounding the LAUNCH PAD and feel sufficiently DIZZY upon arrival.
...oh wait
You WARP to the LAUNCH PAD. There is an AMAZING SYMBOL OF HUMAN PROGRESS. You ARE DIZZY and SKIP YOUR NEXT TURN. You still have TWO QUICK MENU ACTIONS.
You DOUBLE TEAM TWICE. That's A FUCKIN' LOT OF RAICHUS.
To preempt clarification, any action may be applied to any number of the Raichus. Which is to say, you may move a single one at a time, or all at once. Any card with a single target can only target a single Raichu. You still only have two quick menu actions and one card per turn.