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Secret Satans - PM Neville to sign up to send gifts to the shafted

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I was going to make a joke but I'd probably get infracted for it.

    "Australian culture? So the box was empty?"

    I was going to go for that was the entirety of all Australian culture personally.

    Blake T on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I was going to make a joke but I'd probably get infracted for it.

    "Australian culture? So the box was empty?"

    something like that

    are these tim tams like penguin bars?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    In all seriousness though Cloudstreet is one of my favourite books of all time because it really relates to me as a kid gorwing up in Perth and although it is set in the 40's to the 70's I think it still resonates today.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I saw the words "huge chunk of Australian culture" and then Dave's reference to a possible infraction joke

    and it made me think of a penis

    and I got kinda worried for a minute

    Vivixenne on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I was going to make a joke but I'd probably get infracted for it.

    "Australian culture? So the box was empty?"

    I was going to go for that was the entirety of it personally.

    haha

    Also, Blake, there is no disappointment in this gift.

    NotASenator on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm glad you liked it.

    Also I am somewhat relieved it got there as well.

    Blake T on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It apparently got here a while ago and they were just holding it in the office because they hate you.

    NotASenator on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want Cog to post photos of the rest of his gift! but he's like a ghost :(

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Oh great, now I'm curious about Aussie porno... :x

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    somebodies sister is sure to be taking part right?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Hey Dave, any chance of you bringing your sister to EastPAX?

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd probably have to pay for that but if I get a green card somewhere down the line it could be arranged.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    flash forward 6 months. california has legalized gay marriage, bogey marries dave to get him a green card. dave brings his sister over, bogey gives her the business. movie rights sell for a cool 3mil

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    I don't like that plan nearly as much as the one we already have in place.

    Dave brings his sister along one of these times he's out here, then we see how well we get along, then we get quick-married, then we sponsor Dave's green card.

    Wait, your plan has 3mil in it though, so I like it now.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oh great, now I'm curious about Aussie porno... :x

    psssssssssst it's not actually a porno

    and Aussie porno would be annoying as fuck because only bogans are in porn and bogan accents are just grating to listen to

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I tried watching some once.

    It was really weird.

    She was from queensland.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    that is literally the worst noise ever

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    the sound is either very annoying

    or it sounds like a little child shrieking

    neither of those is a good thing and they creep me the fuck out

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    and actually im not even sure why im saying 'asian' girl, because it really seems limited only to japanese porn at all

    goddamn japan

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.

    you need to talk to scarlet st

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    the sound is either very annoying

    or it sounds like a little child shrieking

    neither of those is a good thing and they creep me the fuck out

    you think you've got it bad

    Now I can't get it up anymore unless children are screaming in the next room

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    the sound is either very annoying

    or it sounds like a little child shrieking

    neither of those is a good thing and they creep me the fuck out

    you think you've got it bad

    Now I can't get it up anymore unless children are screaming in the next room

    You'll fit in nicely at dp.
    8-)

    neville on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also one thing I have learned from this year's Secret Satans is that if you ask nicely enough Neville will give you anyone's personal details.

    Blake T on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    the sound is either very annoying

    or it sounds like a little child shrieking

    neither of those is a good thing and they creep me the fuck out

    you think you've got it bad

    Now I can't get it up anymore unless children are screaming in the next room

    You'll fit in nicely at dp.
    8-)
    I'm not sure if you mean digipen or double penetration... either way you have my attention and I am eager to learn more :winky:

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also one thing I have learned from this year's Secret Satans is that if you ask nicely enough Neville will give you anyone's personal details.

    You sound like Fiz.
    And you, like him, are mistaken.

    neville on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wait a minute

    that castle movie... is it the one about the 3 bank robbers who kidnap the schoolhouse and the kids run and hide in the mountains or whatever and end up killing the robbers?

    i fucking love that movie

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No.

    That is the opposite of this movie.

    It's about the government wanting to take a dudes house.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tell me it features the Kill Dozer.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so what's the list of people that didn't send shit so we may hate them

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    flash forward 6 months. california has legalized gay marriage, bogey marries dave to get him a green card. dave brings his sister over, bogey gives her the business. movie rights sell for a cool 3mil

    i think 'the business' is my favourite euphemism for boning

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    flash forward 6 months. california has legalized gay marriage, bogey marries dave to get him a green card. dave brings his sister over, bogey gives her the business. movie rights sell for a cool 3mil

    i think 'the business' is my favourite ref call ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eslz06J9hFw

    SeñorAmor on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hah

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    No.

    That is the opposite of this movie.

    It's about the government wanting to take a dudes house.

    Holy shit. I totally missed the context as to why you are bringing this movie up, but I loved this movie when I was younger. Can't really remember what happens, anymore. Or...really what I liked about it.

    Maybe I should read a plot summary or something.

    Drew-B on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also one thing I have learned from this year's Secret Satans is that if you ask nicely enough Neville will give you anyone's personal details.

    Speaking of which, I need yours.

    NotASenator on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    People willfully listen to Asian women having sex. Now, forgive me Viv, but a majority of that is some kind of high pitched shrieking.

    I'm sure the bogan accent has its fanbase.

    I would not want to meet that fanbase.

    And Asian women in porn only do the high-pitched shriek because they think people like it. And there ARE people who like it, I suppose, but I'm relatively certain the majority of Asian women do not sound like that when they are having sex.
    yeah basically the asian girl porn sounds are analogous to the 'OH GOD YES FUCK MY PINK TIGHT PUSSY OHH FUUUUUCK' you hear in a lot of american/western porn. it's part of the image that appeals to some significant percentage of the target audience and doesnt really reflect reality (even if it is inspired to some degree by real sex stuff)

    Our next door neighbour sounds like that, actually. High pitched squealing and shrieking. And her boyfriend cries a lot. That's separate, but still.

    mully on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    mully wrote: »
    Our next door neighbour sounds like that, actually. High pitched squealing and shrieking. And her boyfriend cries a lot. That's separate, but still.

    My fiancee's next door neighbour in dorms at university was like that too. It was like a Jack Russell in heat and would wake you up at 2am.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also one thing I have learned from this year's Secret Satans is that if you ask nicely enough Neville will give you anyone's personal details.

    You sound like Fiz.
    And you, like him, are mistaken.

    Neville give me Khoo's address I want to send him a present

    Fiz on
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