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I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.
I could throw a bear at you.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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This isn't very good either, and if you're dating the Queen of England it's even worse.
her ex-boy friend(s) jousting.
He (they) just won't know we're jousting.
edit: who would date the Queen? That might actually be worse than Unicorn Jousting
I want to be king
ugh
From far away sure, but up close it's not a problem. One of the techniques in Krav Maga is disarming of weapons.
Also, not to change the subject, but fighting Amy scares me far more than Matt with a knife at times. She's got this weird snapback to her kicks that seems to cause this weird dizzy/stun effect, and usually leaves a decent set-up for a following volley. Raw power hits I can take, but that shit is the worst to put up with.
Not such a tough guy now when I throw a bear on your ass.
Yeah you best just post away.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Look, the only jousting you should be doing, if jousting must be done, is the joust event on American Gladiators.
Even then the thing with the ball cannon and the giant hamster balls are cooler options.
I don't know how well the horse would fare in the monkey bars section though.
Maybe I can talk her into allowing me to use the word as a euphemism.
No.
I thought he was talking about Godfathers. Whether or not he was, thats all I can see now
Edit: I think I'm just going to read godfathers posts as quackquackquack or maybe whatever sound geese make
In that case I think he shouldn't change it, because imagining him as a duck-man really undercuts his internet machismo act (WHICH WE ARE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED BY HUH GUYS?!).
Without a vagina to objectify, he was unable to turn the bear into a slab of meat and instead was hit by a bearful of meat and claws and teeth.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
I really hope he uses, "Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!" as a pickup line/general motto.
I've known some of you for years. You think I would start making this shit up just to impress a few internet folks?
Oh no, I completely believe that you could take down a bear vagina with ease (and maybe some roofies)
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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IT WILL FORCE GODFATHER'S HAND!
We put RINGS on them bear vaginas!
Rings on the fingers not the vagin...just....just do it.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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Send it somewhere around Queen street past Ossington station and we'll throw down.
We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
No, the vagina bears must have a ring on it.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
imagine this in quacks
YOU FOOL, THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness fuck them bears.
It's a gambit you fool! We Must know his top secret girlfriend stealing Kaiji. WITHOUT IT WE ARE LOST!
And everybody knows that if there's a ring, you don't play.
But when it's bear vaginas, even the strongest willed men succumb.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
I'll read whatever you cooked up for me sometime tomorrow evening if I can pencil it in my schedule between vagina bears and girlfriend kaiji.
ahahahahahah :^: