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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    for some reason, Mass Effect 1 plays like crap on my PC now even though it was fine when it came out. Probably has something to do with the higher resolution.

    Probably. There is a lot of post-processing that is affected by pixel amount.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I've got to fucking share this, because it's awesome... I don't usually brag about cool stuff, but in this case I will.

    So I get home last night, knowing that my wife was going to buy ME2 so we could play it. Well, when I get home, I see it lying on the coffee table, open, ready to go, with the Cerberus network code already removed and laid out.

    Then I go into the kitchen to see that she's got my booze sitting out, with a rocks glass, towel, plate, lime, knife, ice, the whole package, all I have to do is pour the drink.

    So we get some good take out, and play for about six hours. It's getting late and I have to work the next day, and we start saving and getting to a stopping point. Then she says.

    Wife: You know, I love the new game, but the text is harder to read now, as is the map. Also, the backgrounds are really pretty but it's just hard to see everything.

    Me: Exactly, it's like the games now are made expecting you to have a high def tv.

    Wife: (thinks for about ten minutes, then right as I'm getting ready to go to bed) Listen, we've got tax refunds coming in, and we've saved plenty of cash lately, and I got an extra $600 from that bonus paycheck, and we've got $200 in Target gift cards, and honeymoon money. Why don't you go out tomorrow and get us an LCD tv? How big can we go.

    Me: (excited) Well, the opening is 45 inches, but with the wii I was thinking mroe like a 42 inch, so probably 40.

    Wife: (kisses me before going to be) don't short size me... get the 42, it's bigger. Night.

    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.

    You have chosen wisely.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle
    y'all bitches goin down

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    BOO IS IN ME2!

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.
    Rather than speculate as to how this might go horribly wrong, I'm just going to say that this is awesome and I'm very happy for you.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to fucking share this, because it's awesome... I don't usually brag about cool stuff, but in this case I will.

    So I get home last night, knowing that my wife was going to buy ME2 so we could play it. Well, when I get home, I see it lying on the coffee table, open, ready to go, with the Cerberus network code already removed and laid out.

    Then I go into the kitchen to see that she's got my booze sitting out, with a rocks glass, towel, plate, lime, knife, ice, the whole package, all I have to do is pour the drink.

    So we get some good take out, and play for about six hours. It's getting late and I have to work the next day, and we start saving and getting to a stopping point. Then she says.

    Wife: You know, I love the new game, but the text is harder to read now, as is the map. Also, the backgrounds are really pretty but it's just hard to see everything.

    Me: Exactly, it's like the games now are made expecting you to have a high def tv.

    Wife: (thinks for about ten minutes, then right as I'm getting ready to go to bed) Listen, we've got tax refunds coming in, and we've saved plenty of cash lately, and I got an extra $600 from that bonus paycheck, and we've got $200 in Target gift cards, and honeymoon money. Why don't you go out tomorrow and get us an LCD tv? How big can we go.

    Me: (excited) Well, the opening is 45 inches, but with the wii I was thinking mroe like a 42 inch, so probably 40.

    Wife: (kisses me before going to be) don't short size me... get the 42, it's bigger. Night.

    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.

    You have chosen wisely.
    Definitely. A woman who understands The TV is always a keeper.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.
    Rather than speculate as to how this might go horribly wrong, I'm just going to say that this is awesome and I'm very happy for you.
    :^:

    Good deal amateurhour. You lucky shit...

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    A Spelljammer/FR/ME crossover....

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Yes.

    Now you're just a creep.

    Btw, Target has a 55" TV on sale for $1800 this week.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?
    Stick to the TV.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle
    y'all bitches goin down

    I'm gonna nurgle all over your face

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    A Spelljammer/FR/ME crossover....

    http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Miniature_Giant_Space_Hamster

    ftOqU21.png
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Baby steps. No need to freak her out.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Okay, no hamster

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Santabreaker PresentslayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    But Justin... Bama is your real father!

    Facebook | Amazon | Twitter | Youtube | PSN: ThePain73 | Steam: ThePain73
    3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    Thus explaining why Justin is a furry.

  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Santabreaker PresentslayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Best chat ever.

    Facebook | Amazon | Twitter | Youtube | PSN: ThePain73 | Steam: ThePain73
    3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

    Listen, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm just gonna go voice the Joker.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

    Listen, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm just gonna go voice the Joker.

    And so the Legend was born!

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't know what that video is, RMS. It is blocked.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    Regina Spektor who?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't know what that video is, RMS. It is blocked.

    The flashback scene in Return of the Joker.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    Regina Spektor who?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpCt0PNE-bE

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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