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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Smurph wrote: »
    for some reason, Mass Effect 1 plays like crap on my PC now even though it was fine when it came out. Probably has something to do with the higher resolution.

    Probably. There is a lot of post-processing that is affected by pixel amount.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I've got to fucking share this, because it's awesome... I don't usually brag about cool stuff, but in this case I will.

    So I get home last night, knowing that my wife was going to buy ME2 so we could play it. Well, when I get home, I see it lying on the coffee table, open, ready to go, with the Cerberus network code already removed and laid out.

    Then I go into the kitchen to see that she's got my booze sitting out, with a rocks glass, towel, plate, lime, knife, ice, the whole package, all I have to do is pour the drink.

    So we get some good take out, and play for about six hours. It's getting late and I have to work the next day, and we start saving and getting to a stopping point. Then she says.

    Wife: You know, I love the new game, but the text is harder to read now, as is the map. Also, the backgrounds are really pretty but it's just hard to see everything.

    Me: Exactly, it's like the games now are made expecting you to have a high def tv.

    Wife: (thinks for about ten minutes, then right as I'm getting ready to go to bed) Listen, we've got tax refunds coming in, and we've saved plenty of cash lately, and I got an extra $600 from that bonus paycheck, and we've got $200 in Target gift cards, and honeymoon money. Why don't you go out tomorrow and get us an LCD tv? How big can we go.

    Me: (excited) Well, the opening is 45 inches, but with the wii I was thinking mroe like a 42 inch, so probably 40.

    Wife: (kisses me before going to be) don't short size me... get the 42, it's bigger. Night.

    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.

    You have chosen wisely.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle
    y'all bitches goin down

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    BOO IS IN ME2!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.
    Rather than speculate as to how this might go horribly wrong, I'm just going to say that this is awesome and I'm very happy for you.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I've got to fucking share this, because it's awesome... I don't usually brag about cool stuff, but in this case I will.

    So I get home last night, knowing that my wife was going to buy ME2 so we could play it. Well, when I get home, I see it lying on the coffee table, open, ready to go, with the Cerberus network code already removed and laid out.

    Then I go into the kitchen to see that she's got my booze sitting out, with a rocks glass, towel, plate, lime, knife, ice, the whole package, all I have to do is pour the drink.

    So we get some good take out, and play for about six hours. It's getting late and I have to work the next day, and we start saving and getting to a stopping point. Then she says.

    Wife: You know, I love the new game, but the text is harder to read now, as is the map. Also, the backgrounds are really pretty but it's just hard to see everything.

    Me: Exactly, it's like the games now are made expecting you to have a high def tv.

    Wife: (thinks for about ten minutes, then right as I'm getting ready to go to bed) Listen, we've got tax refunds coming in, and we've saved plenty of cash lately, and I got an extra $600 from that bonus paycheck, and we've got $200 in Target gift cards, and honeymoon money. Why don't you go out tomorrow and get us an LCD tv? How big can we go.

    Me: (excited) Well, the opening is 45 inches, but with the wii I was thinking mroe like a 42 inch, so probably 40.

    Wife: (kisses me before going to be) don't short size me... get the 42, it's bigger. Night.

    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.

    You have chosen wisely.
    Definitely. A woman who understands The TV is always a keeper.

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Seriously, this is the woman that, when we met, had a 20 inch tube tv as her living room entertainment. And last night she sat out in the living room playing with her laptop, which she used to never take off the desk, sending NPH messages on twitter.
    Rather than speculate as to how this might go horribly wrong, I'm just going to say that this is awesome and I'm very happy for you.
    :^:

    Good deal amateurhour. You lucky shit...

    (Mostly Empty) Blog | Twitter | Google+
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    A Spelljammer/FR/ME crossover....

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Yes.

    Now you're just a creep.

    Btw, Target has a 55" TV on sale for $1800 this week.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?
    Stick to the TV.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    okay yeah.

    i played mass effect 2 from 6 PM until 2 AM last night

    i have purchased a space hamster.

    all is right with the world.

    and tonight the gods of chaos will do battle
    y'all bitches goin down

    I'm gonna nurgle all over your face

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I wonder if your space hamster can somehow get sucked through a trans-dimensional hole and end up in the forgotten realms.

    A Spelljammer/FR/ME crossover....

    http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Miniature_Giant_Space_Hamster

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Also, Is it wrong that after I get the TV I want to go out to petco, get a 20 gallon aquarium, and a hamster, then write space hamster on the aquarium and put it in the bedroom?

    Baby steps. No need to freak her out.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Okay, no hamster

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Registered User regular
    But Justin... Bama is your real father!

    Facebook | Amazon | Twitter | Youtube | PSN: ThePain73 | Steam: ThePain73
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Dreams are funny sources of inspiration.

    On the one hand, Twilight came into being because of a dream Stephanie Meyer had about meeting a sparkly guy in a field.

    On the other hand, Terminator came from a nightmare James Cameron had about a robot rising from the flames, and he wanted that nightmare in a movie.

    So dreams are sources for good or evil.

    Twilight's the good one here, right?
    get out of my thread

    But...it's my thread...
    I SAID GET OUT!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap100120.html

    this movie is amazing

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    Thus explaining why Justin is a furry.

    9vfdcx.jpg
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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    MikeMan wrote: »
    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap100120.html

    this movie is amazing

    :o

    I feel small.

    Steam
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Registered User regular
    Best chat ever.

    Facebook | Amazon | Twitter | Youtube | PSN: ThePain73 | Steam: ThePain73
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

    Listen, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm just gonna go voice the Joker.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Justin, your Father's dead! You have to accept that!

    That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Well that's just improbable.

    And the Empire is defeated by a bunch of Ewoks!

    That's!....highly unlikely....

    And as a child, I won a ticket to visit a Chocolate Factory!

    ...wait.

    Listen, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm just gonna go voice the Joker.

    And so the Legend was born!

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Smurph wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Meh.

    steam_sig.png
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't know what that video is, RMS. It is blocked.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Smurph wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    Regina Spektor who?

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    I don't know what that video is, RMS. It is blocked.

    The flashback scene in Return of the Joker.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    damn you work!

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Guys.

    Regina Spektor.

    Yes.

    Regina Spektor who?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpCt0PNE-bE

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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