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Po-[chat]-oe

Well, there's a lot of reasons. i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance". but a potato! potatos last for ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack. that part alone makes it a good symbol but there's more!there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you".

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    Potatoes are fantastic lovers.

    Wait.

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  • syndalissyndalis Nature Boy WoooooooRegistered User regular
    You can boil 'em, mash 'em, and put 'em in a stew, and they come out delicious every time, and your mouth won't bleed from eating thorns.

    Take THAT, roses!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    you didn't say 'strictly adhering to the constitution'

    or 'not applying a literalist viewpoint of the constitution'

    you said you didn't see the point of applying the constitution

    and you said there's precedent for judges not even 'basing' something on the constitution- as though that's a good thing

    there's a difference between a living constitution and a total dismissal of the constitution's domain and application

    what i'm saying is if you just want to 'wing it' and dismiss the constitution, it's tragic; you sure enjoy the many rights enumerated by said document

    i am stunned that i'm the only one in disbelief by what you've said here

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    It was my class from ME 1, Judas Shepard takes no shit from soldiers!

    No, he just smears some of his on his lovers after taking it up the ass. :P

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    From the article it feels more like 'male lonely/bitter damaged goods vs female desperation/opportunism' with a side order of self-delusion on both sides.

    The writer sums it up quite nicely by saying they basically want a wife who combines '50's subservience with 21st century bedroom antics.
    Lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

    There's nothing wrong with wanting that, really, as long as you don't force someone into it.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    My prewife would appreciate potatoes more than roses, I'm sure.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • syndalissyndalis Nature Boy WoooooooRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    From the article it feels more like 'male lonely/bitter damaged goods vs female desperation/opportunism' with a side order of self-delusion on both sides.

    The writer sums it up quite nicely by saying they basically want a wife who combines '50's subservience with 21st century bedroom antics.
    Lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

    There's nothing wrong with wanting that, really, as long as you don't force someone into it.

    And when you DO get someone like that... it's a glorious thing.

    Forcing or buying someone into that role seems... wrong.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    you didn't say 'strictly adhering to the constitution'

    or 'not applying a literalist viewpoint of the constitution'

    you said you didn't see the point of applying the constitution

    and you said there's precedent for judges not even 'basing' something on the constitution- as though that's a good thing

    there's a difference between a living constitution and a total dismissal of the constitution's domain and application

    what i'm saying is if you just want to 'wing it' and dismiss the constitution, it's tragic; you sure enjoy the many rights enumerated by said document

    i am stunned that i'm the only one in disbelief by what you've said here

    I don't really see the point in applying the constitution, and the rights enumerated within, to corporations. I see the point in applying rulings to corporations to ensure the rights enumerated within to citizens, and guess what? The decision the supreme court handed down is a pretty grave blow to democracy in my book. The only thing that court decision did was further consolidate political power into the hands of the few.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    you said you didn't see the point of applying the constitution
    regarding corporations

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote:
    It was my class from ME 1, Judas Shepard takes no shit from soldiers!

    No, he just smears some of his on his lovers after taking it up the ass. :P

    Do you... Do you even know how gay people have sex?

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Yeah, I'm not a fan of characters with little man syndrome writ large.
    Spoiler:
    is in many ways the same.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    every legal decision in this country ought to be based upon the constitution

    what you should be arguing for is certain rights to not be awarded to corporations as they are non citizens, non entities, non people, non rights bearers, non whatever

    it is a far cry from what you actually said

    either we are governed by a constitution or we are not

  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    you didn't say 'strictly adhering to the constitution'

    or 'not applying a literalist viewpoint of the constitution'

    you said you didn't see the point of applying the constitution

    and you said there's precedent for judges not even 'basing' something on the constitution- as though that's a good thing

    there's a difference between a living constitution and a total dismissal of the constitution's domain and application

    what i'm saying is if you just want to 'wing it' and dismiss the constitution, it's tragic; you sure enjoy the many rights enumerated by said document

    i am stunned that i'm the only one in disbelief by what you've said here

    The issue that most of us have with he ruling is not, necessarily, about the constitution or the decision.

    It's about the definitions used to come to the conclusion.

    It defined "Free Speech" as receivership, to begin. It isn't about me or you or anyone else actually speaking but about the ability for you and me to hear what is being said. It sidestepped the corporate personhood question by creating some sort of inverse concept of free speech in which it is more important that we be able to "hear" what AIG has to say than for anyone to actually be able to speak.

    Also, money is not speech.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    From the article it feels more like 'male lonely/bitter damaged goods vs female desperation/opportunism' with a side order of self-delusion on both sides.

    The writer sums it up quite nicely by saying they basically want a wife who combines '50's subservience with 21st century bedroom antics.
    Lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

    There's nothing wrong with wanting that, really, as long as you don't force someone into it.

    From what they were saying they wanted it more like 'lady in the street, servant in the house, freak in the bed'. And while I'm sure none of them would admit to forcing anyone into the situation, they were all pretty damn clear on 'keeping them out of your money'.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote:
    It was my class from ME 1, Judas Shepard takes no shit from soldiers!

    No, he just smears some of his on his lovers after taking it up the ass. :P

    Do you... Do you even know how gay people have sex?
    Do you even know how gay people have sex in space?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    It sucks having a strong sex drive and no one to share it with.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    I give up.

    Time for more tea, I think.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Yeah, I'm not a fan of characters with little man syndrome writ large.
    Spoiler:
    is in many ways the same.

    Spoiler to your spoiler I'm guessing early game.
    Spoiler:

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    It sucks having a strong sex drive and no one to share it with.

    YOU!

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    I WILL BE SENDING YOU A PM SHORTLY!

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:

    Is that the tattooed chick? That was the lamest character video I've ever seen, I have no idea what kind of target group she's designed for.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    RE: ME character
    Spoiler:

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    I would go with that team but M, is too much like my infiltrator I do love his conversation options.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    can anyone help me with SQL server stuff

    namely SQL related services refusing to start

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    every legal decision in this country ought to be based upon the constitution

    what you should be arguing for is certain rights to not be awarded to corporations as they are non citizens, non entities, non people, non rights bearers, non whatever

    it is a far cry from what you actually said

    either we are governed by a constitution or we are not

    You telling me what I'm actually saying and what I ought to be arguing for I find to be quite hilarious.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Bogart wrote:
    From the article it feels more like 'male lonely/bitter damaged goods vs female desperation/opportunism' with a side order of self-delusion on both sides.

    The writer sums it up quite nicely by saying they basically want a wife who combines '50's subservience with 21st century bedroom antics.
    Lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

    There's nothing wrong with wanting that, really, as long as you don't force someone into it.

    From what they were saying they wanted it more like 'lady in the street, servant in the house, freak in the bed'. And while I'm sure none of them would admit to forcing anyone into the situation, they were all pretty damn clear on 'keeping them out of your money'.
    Most people who buy Russian wives do it so they're basically guaranteed 2 years that the woman won't leave, and they can use the threat of divorce to get what they want unfortunately.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote:
    It was my class from ME 1, Judas Shepard takes no shit from soldiers!

    No, he just smears some of his on his lovers after taking it up the ass. :P

    Do you... Do you even know how gay people have sex?
    Do you even know how gay people have sex in space?

    smearing is involved.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    It sucks having a strong sex drive and no one to share it with.

    YOU!

    fingerpoint.jpgI WILL BE SENDING YOU A PM SHORTLY!

    I'D RATHER YOU DID NOT

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    It sucks having a strong sex drive and no one to share it with.

    YOU!

    fingerpoint.jpgI WILL BE SENDING YOU A PM SHORTLY!

    I'D RATHER YOU DID NOT

    IT'S IMPORTANT BUSINESS RELATED MATTERS!

    I DO NOT WISH TO MAKE SEXY TIMES WITH YOU!

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    I have been rolling with
    Spoiler:

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    It sucks having a strong sex drive and no one to share it with.

    YOU!

    fingerpoint.jpgI WILL BE SENDING YOU A PM SHORTLY!

    I'D RATHER YOU DID NOT

    IT'S IMPORTANT BUSINESS RELATED MATTERS!

    I DO NOT WISH TO MAKE SEXY TIMES WITH YOU!

    WELL THEN OK I GUESS

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Spoiler to your spoiler I'm guessing early game.
    Spoiler:

    Yep.

    Just in general I hate that 'lol I'm always angry and tryng to prove to the world that I'm a big dog' archetype.
    Spoiler:
    never leaves my party. Though I swap the other slot out between a few people.

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Preacher wrote:
    It was my class from ME 1, Judas Shepard takes no shit from soldiers!

    No, he just smears some of his on his lovers after taking it up the ass. :P

    Do you... Do you even know how gay people have sex?
    Do you even know how gay people have sex in space?

    You and me Bama. We're like this.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    So spoiler for Mass Effect 2 early game one of the first 3 people you are sent to recruit.
    Spoiler:

    Is that the tattooed chick? That was the lamest character video I've ever seen, I have no idea what kind of target group she's designed for.

    That's the one, I have had minimal interaction with the character so far, to the extent the only interaction I've had was story mandated. I have no idea, maybe teenagers who think rebels are so awesome? Seems like the kind of character you come up with when you are 15 and writing the coolest story ever.

    "Ok so like this guy is covered in tattoos and he's like the toughest guy ever, and he takes no shit from everyone and like he's in prison but busts out because you can't like keep this guy down ever."

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    you said you didn't see the point of applying the constitution
    regarding corporations

    not what was said

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    TV has been pretty disappointing, lately. I should back to this gaming thing.

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