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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dickRegistered User regular
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HELEN OF TROY ANGRY

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HELEN OF TROY SMASH

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Carpet, drapes, etc, etc.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
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    #fuckyeahboston
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    I assumed Matt was chosen for his propensity toward bread related scandal.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Mojo, the "vous" in your example is a direct object; "avoir" in that case isn't reflexive. And yeah, you got it right.

    French word order is a pain in the ass.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man helen was a butter face.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Hmm. This lighter has plenty of fluid, and the piezoelectric mechanism seems to be discharging, but it won't ignite. It will sustain a flame if lit with another source of ignition, however.

    edit: It is no longer sustaining a flame when lit with another source. Pity.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    I'm not the most responsible person in ME2.

    Spoiler'd (you'll have gone through it if you played, like, an hour of the game):
    Spoiler:

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    MAAAAHHHH CCCHHHAAAATTT!

    ELKI KILLED IT!

    I SWEAR I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Hmm. This lighter has plenty of fluid, and the piezoelectric mechanism seems to be discharging, but it won't ignite. It will sustain a flame if lit with another source of ignition, however.

    edit: It is no longer sustaining a flame when lit with another source. Pity.

    can you close the valve a bit?

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I was kinda hoping I'd get chat so I could subject you all to either paintball or blanka chat.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I was kinda hoping I'd get chat so I could subject you all to either paintball or blanka chat.

    Blanka fucking rules.

    Best character ever.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote: »
    I'm not the most responsible person in ME2.

    Spoiler'd (you'll have gone through it if you played, like, an hour of the game):
    Spoiler:

    Spoiler to your spoiler.
    Spoiler:

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    Models look like aliens in person.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVs0wXemQsw

    See what you people make me do.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    San Fransisco police chief: “I get pounded regularly on both sides.”
    http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/under-the-dome/Gascon-reviewing-Critical-Mass-policies-83168002.html

    TheNomadicCircle wrote: »
    And you don't just get $5 off used games.
    WKC is $59.99 New. Used is $34.99.
    SO is $64.99 new used is $34.99.
    Eternal Sonatra new is $34.99 used is $17.99.
    You get a savings of 50% or more if your buying used.
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    hehehe, "pumperdickle"

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    Yeah, the important thing is GGG

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Doc wrote: »
    San Fransisco police chief: “I get pounded regularly on both sides.”
    http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/under-the-dome/Gascon-reviewing-Critical-Mass-policies-83168002.html

    I kinda wanna beat Critical Mass riders to death.

    With skateboards.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    I kinda wanna beat Critical Mass riders to death with skateboards.

    surprisingly, not a crime

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Murder is still a crime wally.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Not when it's smarmy doucheshits no one cares about.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    helen of troy was pretty hideous.

    AP Breaking News: Standards of beauty are largely cultural.

    not my problem! tell her to get some better culture.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?
    Seamen joke.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    I'm not even going to joke about this because knowing insurance companies it would come up if I ever had to make a claim.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

    No no, PSP, Paintball Sports Promotion, basically the big name paintball tournament.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    I'm not even going to joke about this because knowing insurance companies it would come up if I ever had to make a claim.

    Don't worry, Japan will be gone soon. We can talk about him soon.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Gragh.

    People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.

    but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?

    Seems to be his message.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    It also looks like she has a Fleshlight in her hair.

    A thousand ships indeed.
    you know, they never said which direction the ships were going

    Are you saying the ships were going in and out of her vagina, Bama?
    Seamen joke.
    "pack of Trojans" joke

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What the hell PSP I am not going to pay $3 to watch each individual match of the world cup, especially considering there were 28 matches as part of the world cup.

    Sony owns you Inqi, just give in!

    No no, PSP, Paintball Sports Promotion, basically the big name paintball tournament.

    Ahh ok. Sorry game forum, game..yeah me get confused.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ahh ok. Sorry game forum, game..yeah me get confused.

    It's a totally understandable point of confusion, no worries dude.

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