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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    OK, maybe I don't feel so hot.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Burlesque does nothing for me.

    That's because you've been deadened by all the hardcore porn.

    Even that is getting boring.

    Its getting weird.

    Man you should have watched the lifetime documentary on this sort of thing "Cyber Seduction" its not your fault.

    I'm not following.

    Are you sayinig I'm a physically and mentally abused woman who overcomes the odds and find solace with her "best friend" and a bucket of ice cream?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dear Diary,

    Today was a good day.
    Poppa and I picked wild flowers.
    Momma joined and we lay in the sunshine.
    Then we sang and danced for hours.

    I know tomorrow will be even better.
    So the good Lord I thank.
    I'll write more later.

    Love,
    Anne Frank.

    By chance, was this written in August 1944?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    what the fuck, Inky?

    It's the timeline of what is going down in my av and sig.

    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

    READ IT.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Dear Diary,

    Today was a good day.
    Poppa and I picked wild flowers.
    Momma joined and we lay in the sunshine.
    Then we sang and danced for hours.

    I know tomorrow will be even better.
    So the good Lord I thank.
    I'll write more later.

    Love,
    Anne Frank.

    By chance, was this written in August 1944?

    Dear Diary,

    Today was a great day.
    I bought myself a brand new horse.
    She strong and fast and so very beautiful.
    And just a little wild, of course.

    I know tomorrow I can tame her,
    If I only believe.

    Wish me luck, diary,
    Christopher Reeeve.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Guys when I book a hotel for three people should I say three people or should I say one person and then sneak two other people in. I don't know how this works.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dear Diary,

    Today was a good day.
    Poppa and I picked wild flowers.
    Momma joined and we lay in the sunshine.
    Then we sang and danced for hours.

    I know tomorrow will be even better.
    So the good Lord I thank.
    I'll write more later.

    Love,
    Anne Frank.

    By chance, was this written in August 1944?

    Dear Diary,

    Today was a great day.
    I bought myself a brand new horse.
    She strong and fast and so very beautiful.
    And just a little wild, of course.

    I know tomorrow I can tame her,
    If I only believe.

    Wish me luck, diary,
    Christopher Reeeve.

    I'm gonna have to request a source on this.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guys when I book a hotel for three people should I say three people or should I say one person and then sneak two other people in. I don't know how this works.
    I've always been upfront but I'm a dork.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guys when I book a hotel for three people should I say three people or should I say one person and then sneak two other people in. I don't know how this works.

    I routinely have sneaked far more people into my hotel rooms than the number of people I was supposed to have. I'd usually say I'd have two for a two bedroom and then have like five/six people stay.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomas Handy 129 proof rye is the best rye.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm gonna have to request a source on this.

    Just google any of the lines.

    It's a Stephen Lynch song.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    If you do lie about the number of people you have you will be short on room keys though.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well this stupid place only has two beds to a room so I am going to say there will be two people! There is no reason to tell them three because it's not like they're gonna do anything except charge me more money for nothing.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Well this stupid place only has two beds to a room so I am going to say there will be two people! There is no reason to tell them three because it's not like they're gonna do anything except charge me more money for nothing.

    Yeah, the charging you for extra people thing is such bullshit. I am renting a space from you for a fixed amount of time, the number of people that mill about in that space ought to be irrelevant.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dear Diary,

    Today was a good day.
    Poppa and I picked wild flowers.
    Momma joined and we lay in the sunshine.
    Then we sang and danced for hours.

    I know tomorrow will be even better.
    So the good Lord I thank.
    I'll write more later.

    Love,
    Anne Frank.

    By chance, was this written in August 1944?

    Dear Diary,

    Today was a great day.
    I bought myself a brand new horse.
    She strong and fast and so very beautiful.
    And just a little wild, of course.

    I know tomorrow I can tame her,
    If I only believe.

    Wish me luck, diary,
    Christopher Reeeve.

    There's an extra "e" in the Reeve...

    Other than that, I laughed.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Well this stupid place only has two beds to a room so I am going to say there will be two people! There is no reason to tell them three because it's not like they're gonna do anything except charge me more money for nothing.

    Yeah, the charging you for extra people thing is such bullshit. I am renting a space from you for a fixed amount of time, the number of people that mill about in that space ought to be irrelevant.

    Never tell the truth if you can avoid it!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Dear Diary,

    Today was a good day.
    Poppa and I picked wild flowers.
    Momma joined and we lay in the sunshine.
    Then we sang and danced for hours.

    I know tomorrow will be even better.
    So the good Lord I thank.
    I'll write more later.

    Love,
    Anne Frank.

    By chance, was this written in August 1944?

    Dear Diary,

    Today was a great day.
    I bought myself a brand new horse.
    She strong and fast and so very beautiful.
    And just a little wild, of course.

    I know tomorrow I can tame her,
    If I only believe.

    Wish me luck, diary,
    Christopher Reeeve.

    I'm gonna have to request a source on this.

    Dear Diary,

    Today was a fine day.
    I got the music in my soul.
    I'm writing songs and making records.
    I feel my life is finally whole.

    I can't wait to tell my father.
    To see what he will say.

    Peace and love, diary,
    Marvin Gaye.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Never tell the truth if you can avoid it!

    Basically, yes.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    actually there's research indicating that sleeping in the same bed harms men's sleep and health

    lemme dig it up

    edit: got it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5197440.stm
    Sharing a bed with someone could temporarily reduce your brain power - at least if you are a man - Austrian scientists suggest.

    When men spend the night with a bed mate their sleep is disturbed, whether they make love or not, and this impairs their mental ability the next day.

    The lack of sleep also increases a man's stress hormone levels.

    According to the New Scientist study, women who share a bed fare better because they sleep more deeply.

    Bah, I find I sleep much more when the girl is snuggled with me and I sleep more deeply. I'm also much less likely to wake up due to people noise.
    What do you mean by "much more?" You don't always regain consciousness (or remember regaining consciousness) when your sleep is disturbed, and if you mean you "sleep" for longer periods of time that's likely supporting the study's conclusion.
    I sleep less with a beautiful naked woman in bed with me.

    I do not mind that I sleep less.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    To see what he has to say is a participial phrase, not a complete sentence.

    It sucked the humor out of everything.

    Like Justin to a Dong.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey Justin.

    Learn to trim quote trees, yeah?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Justin, do one for Phil Hartman.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Justin, do one for Phil Hartman.

    Don't make me go Jon Lovits on you.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm not writing them, Nerd.

    I only have one left.

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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey Justin are you laid off yet?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Guys, he is not doing these. They are from a Stephen Lynch song.
    Dear Diary,
    Today was a grand day
    Took a bath, had a spot of tea
    Did the New York Times crossword puzzle
    Listened to a symphony
    I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now
    See what the day will bring
    Live is good love,
    Rodney King

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    ......

    Either I'm really old or Lovitz is really irrelevant.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?
    WHAT?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Hey Justin are you laid off yet?

    Not yet!

    But fingers are crossed!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't know who that person is either Nerd.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    ......

    Either I'm really old or Lovitz is really irrelevant.

    watch this now

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I weep for the next generation.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    Jon Lovitz is a comedian and a friend of Phil Hartman's. He introduced Andy Dick's head to a bar a few times for some comments Andy Dick made.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    ......

    Either I'm really old or Lovitz is really irrelevant.

    No, you're rather young.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    Jon Lovitz is a comedian and a friend of Phil Hartman's. He introduced Andy Dick's head to a bar a few times for some comments Andy Dick made.

    Oh, I heard about that.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?
    Die in a fire.

    Fuckin' whipper-snappers.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well, he hasn't really done anything since NewsRadio.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    Jesus christ. I am 22 years old. Why does it seem like there is an unbreachable gap between anyone who's two years younger or more than myself?

    Was there like massive lead poisoning in the water or something?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    Jon Lovitz is a comedian and a friend of Phil Hartman's. He introduced Andy Dick's head to a bar a few times for some comments Andy Dick made.
    and really that's enough for him to deserve being a household name. His work as a comedian only adds to it.

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