[Phalla] True Names 2: The Namening - GAME OVER

kime · February 2010

What's the order of actions? Specifically with regards to the vote.

Houn · February 2010

!dunadan. Because of Robots.

Robos A Go Go · February 2010

Sorry, I was in class before now and paying closer attention to the other two phallas I'm in.

KrataLightblade · February 2010

Dunadan019.

Bribery gets you everywhere.

Yes.

Even there.

CoreGoon · February 2010

I'd love to stay and watch how this turns out but it's 03:43 here and I need to sleep before work tomorrow (err, today).

Delmain · February 2010

Burnage, I'll be expecting Delmain to be the first of your firstborn's names.

=D

Seth, King of Hell · February 2010

kime wrote: »

What's the order of actions? Specifically with regards to the vote.

Simul-frickin-taneous.

kime · February 2010

*sniff*, you didn't have to be so rude! The vote isn't really an action, so I didn't know how that affected things

.

Silly evil demon-monster...

KrataLightblade · February 2010

kime wrote: »

*sniff*, you didn't have to be so rude! The vote isn't really an action, so I didn't know how that affected things .

Silly evil demon-monster...

So your role is sad little girl in Hell.

Got it.

crimsoncoyote · February 2010

Beep boop.

cool dudes should PM me!

romanqwerty · February 2010

Can the vote close time be added to the OP?

i can't seem to find when its meant to be.

lonelyahava · February 2010

Vote close is in about 45 minutes.

I just got caught up.

I know nothing about what is going on.....

So about par for the course.

Dunadan019 · February 2010

I'm apparantly dying?

par for the course I guess.

lonelyahava · February 2010

I thought Kime was dying.

Why are you dying?

Why are people voting for you?

I mean, other than the Burnage offering to name his kids after them.

Which frankly, even in hell, is a terrifying thought.

Burnage Children.

KrataLightblade · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

I thought Kime was dying.

Why are you dying?

Why are people voting for you?

I mean, other than the Burnage offering to name his kids after them.

Which frankly, even in hell, is a terrifying thought.

Burnage Children.

I was offered cookies.

Dunadan isn't offering cookies.

Do you know what Hell is?

Lack of cookies.

lonelyahava · February 2010

Oh, I know what Hell is.

Hell is working as a cashier at walmart when the Weather guys say the word "Blizzard" in a state that shuts down for 2 inches of snow.

And having an injured wrist at the same time.

That, that is Hell.

Dunadan019 · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

I thought Kime was dying.

Why are you dying?

Why are people voting for you?

I mean, other than the Burnage offering to name his kids after them.

Which frankly, even in hell, is a terrifying thought.

Burnage Children.

apparantly burnage is making promises to people so long as they vote for me?

I anticipate a great deal of "BURNAGE!!!" once he betrays you all and asks why you didn't expect the glovefucking sooner.

I shall giggle.

lonelyahava · February 2010

Hey hye

None of that towards me, Duna.

I havent voted for you.

of course, my instinct is to vote for Infidel.

Faction game and all.

Actually, that's a good idea.

!INFIDEL!

crimsoncoyote · February 2010

It's only kind of a faction game.

The last one was as factiony as faction games get.

Savant · February 2010

You know, we just had a day 1 dunadan vs. kime wagon in the Dwarf Fortress game.

So I'm going to hop on the !Burnage bandwagon.

samurai6966 · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

Oh, I know what Hell is.

Hell is working as a cashier at walmart when the Weather guys say the word "Blizzard" in a state that shuts down for 2 inches of snow.

And having an injured wrist at the same time.

That, that is Hell.

Ha! That's hell? Please. Work for 12 hours in the projects, in the sun, cutting grass, picking up trash, moving broken washing machines, replacing washing machines, and be the only white guy there doing this job for 6 days a week for $6.50 an hour. I even got shot at. Come on, Wally World has air conditioning in the summer. You're in Heaven.

kime · February 2010

What's the vote count?

Dunadan019 · February 2010

kime wrote: »

What's the vote count?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

kime · February 2010

Dunadan019 wrote: »

kime wrote: »

What's the vote count?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

Hatred

Savant · February 2010

Well, here's my vote count for the main bandwagons (I don't claim 100% accuracy, but it should be right)

dunadun - 11:

romanqwerty
MacGuffin
Minor Second
Burnage
Delmain
The Cow King
KrataLightblade
houn
jackisreal
Zandracon
kime

kime - 9:
Hippie
Alegis
Robos A Go Go
REG Rysk
Typhus733
CoreGoon
Gandalf_the_Crazed
The_Reflection
IAmSquishy

burnage - 8:
ShadowThomas
Infidel
That Dave Fella
Delphinidaes
Dunadan019
samurai6966
iamtheaznman
Savant

lonelyahava · February 2010

!burnage

And you don't know what these people are like when they hear the word "snow" Sami. Or how many hot chickens I had thrown at me tonight.

Literally.

kime · February 2010

Right, then, hmmm... Burnage is a bit scarier than Dunadan, who is usually just silly... I didn't actually think it was that close.

Anyone wanna swap to Burnage with me? I'll give you <3s! (These are hearts that I have ripped from the still-living bodies of children and such. You know, hearts demons would enjoy.)

Or cookies. Whatever you prefer.

KrataLightblade · February 2010

samurai6966 wrote: »

lonelyahava wrote: »

Oh, I know what Hell is.

Hell is working as a cashier at walmart when the Weather guys say the word "Blizzard" in a state that shuts down for 2 inches of snow.

And having an injured wrist at the same time.

That, that is Hell.

Ha! That's hell? Please. Work for 12 hours in the projects, in the sun, cutting grass, picking up trash, moving broken washing machines, replacing washing machines, and be the only white guy there doing this job for 6 days a week for $6.50 an hour. I even got shot at. Come on, Wally World has air conditioning in the summer. You're in Heaven.

Whichever one of you walks uphill both ways wins.

kime · February 2010

Oh hello ahava, nice to see you jump in there :lol:.

Burnaaage!

KrataLightblade · February 2010

!Burnage because Kime is offering hearts and cookies now.

kime · February 2010

KrataLightblade wrote: »

!Burnage because Kime is offering hearts and cookies now.

Cookies:

Spoiler:

And hearts:

Spoiler:

Just for youuuu

REG Rysk · February 2010

Not sure if I'm past the deadline, but !Burnage

samurai6966 · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

And you don't know what these people are like when they hear the word "snow" Sami. Or how many hot chickens I had thrown at me tonight.

Literally.

If it's like Alabama, then I do know. I'm still saying bullets > hot chickens. But you got my love and sympity, sympethy, symp... I can't say that word. I'm heartless.

lonelyahava · February 2010

you know that we all just killed the seer, right?

kime · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

you know that we all just killed the seer, right?

"The seer"? All the roles are evenly distributed among Houses, and I see nothing that would identify one person as a seer. So I'm a bit confused, what do you mean?

samurai6966 · February 2010

lonelyahava wrote: »

you know that we all just killed the seer, right?

o_O

Spoiler:

lonelyahava · February 2010

samurai6966 wrote: »

lonelyahava wrote: »

And you don't know what these people are like when they hear the word "snow" Sami. Or how many hot chickens I had thrown at me tonight.

Literally.

If it's like Alabama, then I do know. I'm still saying bullets > hot chickens. But you got my love and sympity, sympethy, symp... I can't say that word. I'm heartless.

Bullets do beat chickens.

And here I thought you were just illiterate....

Edit::

I thought we established that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

I just like making people make those faces.

Savant · February 2010

Hmmm, looks like voting for burnage became the fashionable thing to do.

lonelyahava · February 2010

What can I say?

I like a challenge

IAmSquishy · February 2010

When should we expect a narrative?

Penny Arcade

[Phalla] True Names 2: The Namening - GAME OVER

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