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Steam is a big fat jerk: Get your barf bags ready, Shattered Horizon

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    old, and fake.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah but its still hilarious how he goes all I Am Legend on that shit, rolling about howling in his underwear.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Always hated that video

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    kid looks like he just got out of a concentration camp in that preview.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    I hate youtube videos where people give their opinions on shit

    no one cares

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I care

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    I hate youtube videos where people give their opinions on shit

    no one cares

    http://www.youtube.com/user/skyanimal#p/u/5/7kZSkIXcYLM

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I hate youtube videos where people give their opinions on shit

    no one cares

    http://www.youtube.com/user/skyanimal#p/u/5/7kZSkIXcYLM

    This opinion video lacks a downward looking webcam that allows me to gave upon female cleavage, why would I watch it?

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    dude needs to put up some posters or something

    I mean god damn

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man I remember the days when Sky posted pretty much everywhere in the forum with his *chuckles*

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2010
    sky is fucking loopy

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I hate youtube videos where people give their opinions on shit

    no one cares

    http://www.youtube.com/user/skyanimal#p/u/5/7kZSkIXcYLM

    This opinion video lacks a downward looking webcam that allows me to gave upon female cleavage, why would I watch it?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t89WwcsOj9U&feature=PlayList&p=CB1EEED869128BC4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hot girl and crew is a lazy name

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2010
    that girl isn't anywhere near as pretty as she thinks she is

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I just want to know when she will realize that her breasts won't get her far enough in politics and just resort to doing porn like everyone else.


    Also tube does jailing kick in at three points or two?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    more like "Average girl that kinda looks like my sister and a few neckbeards"

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    OMG CLICK to see how to get HOT GIRLS?!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    I just want to know when she will realize that her breasts won't get her far enough in politics and just resort to doing porn like everyone else.


    Also tube does jailing kick in at three points or two?

    3.

    I mean I'm not saying I wouldn't let her touch my balls, but if you're going to base your entire identity and a poorly thought out political movement on how hot you are, you should be more than just kind of pretty and prone to wearing ill fitting clothes.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    At least the nerds correlated ratings with tits

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I mean I'm not saying I wouldn't let her touch my balls, but if you're going to base your entire identity and a poorly thought out political movement on how hot you are, you should be me rather than just kind of pretty and prone to wearing ill fitting clothes.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Did Sky finally get off the internet and go do something?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    *chuckles*

    We can but hope.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    *chuckles*
    I get that you think I'm making a joke, but you're not taking seriously that I'm serious about the reality of the situation that exists. I think the theory of interpreting a joke relies on the reader to imply an entire fictional universe constructed around that joke so that the author of the joke has no obligation beyond being god of the reader's own universe and to rest on his accolades for the achievement of absolute reality where a joke is one of a million ways for urban youth to conquer dragons and have realistic depictions of teenage sex as a metaphor for true street life.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    We
    About half of Native American languages have this distinction, regardless of the languages' families. Cherokee, for instance, distinguishes between four forms of "we". These are: "you and I (inclusive dual)"; "another and I (exclusive dual)"; "others and I (exclusive plural)"; and "you, another or others, and I" (inclusive plural). Fijian goes even further with six words for "we", with three numbers—dual, small group (three or four people), and large group—and separate inclusive and exclusive forms for each number.

    English makes this a grammatical distinction only marginally through inclusive "let's". For example, the phrase "let us eat" may exclude the addressee, as a request to be left alone to eat, or include the addressee, as an invitation to eat together. The latter usage is informal, however, and the contracted form "let's eat" can only be inclusive.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    can
    Cannot and can't can be used to express beliefs about situations: "He cannot have left already; why would he want to get there so early?" expresses with less certainty the same proposition as "He has not left already" does.

    Both can and could can be used to make requests: "Can you pass me the cheese?” means "Please pass me the cheese". Could can be used in the same way, and might be considered more polite.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    but
    Coordinating conjunctions, also called coordinators, are conjunctions that join two or more items of equal syntactic importance. The mnemonic acronym FANBOYS may be used to remember the coordinators for, and, nor, but, or, yet, and so, with each letter being the initial letter of a conjunction.
    Edcrab wrote: »
    hope.
    Hope was personified in Greek mythology as Elpis. When Pandora opened Pandora's Box, she let out all the evils except one: hope. Apparently, the Greeks considered hope to be as dangerous as all the world's evils. But without hope to accompany all their troubles, humanity was filled with despair. It was a great relief when Pandora revisited her box and let out hope as well. It may be worthy to note that in the story, hope is represented as weakly leaving the box but is in effect far more potent than any of the major evils. In some faiths and religions of the world, hope plays a very important role. Hope can be passive in the sense of a wish, or active as a plan or idea, often against popular belief, with persistent, personal action to execute the plan or prove the idea. Consider a prisoner of war who never gives up hope for escape and, against the odds, plans and accomplishes this. By contrast, consider another prisoner who simply wishes or prays for freedom, but without genuine hope, or another who gives up all hope of freedom.
    *chuckles*

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am... vomiting up all my faith in humanity

    AGAIN

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Who the heck is Sky?

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Why did Anny act like a Bing commercial

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He's channelling Sky

    The Annie we all know and love is dead to us now

    This is merely a shell

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vampire Annie.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vampire Weekend

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vampire Diaries

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Who the heck is Sky?

    I dont know but I guess he was very verbose if Aneurhythmias imitation is any indication.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vampire Bar Mitzvah

    spooky, scary

    boys becoming men

    men becoming bats

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Aretè wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Who the heck is Sky?

    I dont know but I guess he was very verbose if Aneurhythmias imitation is any indication.

    He was even more delusional than I was when it came to his grand ideas for fictional universes including books, games, comics and films, and also when it came to his ideas regarding literature and creativity and politics

    If that doesn't fill you with terror, nothing will

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    also he's going to marry Olivia Munn just you see

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    also he's going to marry Olivia Munn just you see

    I will kill anyone in my way, where the fuck is sky.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    also he's going to marry Olivia Munn just you see

    I will kill anyone in my way, where the fuck is sky.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqGyRuqfPfE

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Target acquired

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I feel kind of guilty for the amount of times we parodied Sky at TWB

    Wait, no I don't.

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