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A Pressing Question Which Is Mythological In Nature

EvanderEvander Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Singularity Engine++
What is the term for a unicorn that has a dick for a horn?

What are other terms for other mythological creatures with dicks growing out of their heads?

Am I wrong in thinking that this should be a thing?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You're wrong in thinking this should have a thread.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    You're wrong in thinking this should have a thread.

    Anti-Semite

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    dickhead

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    You're wrong in thinking this should have a thread.

    Anti-Semite

    If these threads are pro Semite then call me Isabella

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Phallicorn, Minocock, Triceracock, Penislisk...

    The possibilities are endless.

    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    They are called berks

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

    Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh, ha ha! dicks!

    dicks are funny

    ha

  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

    I thought that Christians believed in Dinosaurs, they just thought that Dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

    Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.

    Don't you mock my faith in jesus.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    uniporn

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Medicksa?

    Gordong?

    i dunno, but greek mythology is the best mythology. yeah, i went there

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    see he made a thread

    and then talked about dicks

    comedy!!

  • edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

    I thought that Christians believed in Dinosaurs, they just thought that Dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago.

    some Christians believe this, yes.

    it's bad theology mixed with worse science

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dinosaurs are a satanist plot to corrupt the light of god

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fundamentalists aren't Christians you stupid

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Fundamentalists aren't Christians you stupid

    Stupid?

    Hey, I'm not the guy who looks at The Flintstones and thinks "That looks legit, I'm a base a religion around that."

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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Triceratops wasn't mythological you

    They are if you believe in Jesus

    Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.

    I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
    I just can't find no unicorns

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    What is the term for a unicorn that has a dick for a horn?

    What are other terms for other mythological creatures with dicks growing out of their heads?

    Am I wrong in thinking that this should be a thing?

    h.r. giger's designs for alien

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm sorry you're not stupid

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Gordong?

    This is my favorite, because even though I know it's a gorgon, I imagine just a dude named Gordon with a dick growing out of his forehead, waving, looking defeated, and saying "hi".

    I wish i could draw.

  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    see he made a thread

    and then talked about dicks

    comedy!!

    I did not make this thread as a joke.

    It is a serious question.

    So far uniporn sounds about right, but I fear it may imply penetration.

  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm sorry you're not stupid

    I'm actually quite smart. I was even on Jeopardy once.
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    naw son you an inhabitant of gaytown population: suckin a man's dick

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    unidorng

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Does the unicorn also have a regular penis (i.e. is this a two penis situation)?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    O-w-n-e-d

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Does the unicorn also have a regular penis (i.e. is this a two penis situation)?

    Yes (if it is a boy unicorn). The Head penis is primarily vestigial, however it DOES possess the ability to become rigid when the unicorn is aroused (because what fun is a unicorn with a flaccid cock going flapity on its head?)

  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    They are called berks

    a berk with a dick growing from its head is actually called a fert

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Larlar is correct its a Fert

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I thought a fert was when you had a wet fart that left modern art in your underware

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I thought a fert was when you had a wet fart that left modern art in your underware

    that's a mart fart

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Phalicorn

  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Evander wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    see he made a thread

    and then talked about dicks

    comedy!!

    I did not make this thread as a joke.

    It is a serious question.

    So far uniporn sounds about right, but I fear it may imply penetration.

    the official answer is a screwnicorn

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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Phallicorn

    I think this is the best one.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bonercorn

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