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A Pressing Question Which Is Mythological In Nature
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns
This is my favorite, because even though I know it's a gorgon, I imagine just a dude named Gordon with a dick growing out of his forehead, waving, looking defeated, and saying "hi".
Does the unicorn also have a regular penis (i.e. is this a two penis situation)?
Yes (if it is a boy unicorn). The Head penis is primarily vestigial, however it DOES possess the ability to become rigid when the unicorn is aroused (because what fun is a unicorn with a flaccid cock going flapity on its head?)
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Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.
dicks are funny
ha
I thought that Christians believed in Dinosaurs, they just thought that Dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago.
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Gordong?
i dunno, but greek mythology is the best mythology. yeah, i went there
and then talked about dicks
comedy!!
some Christians believe this, yes.
it's bad theology mixed with worse science
Stupid?
Hey, I'm not the guy who looks at The Flintstones and thinks "That looks legit, I'm a base a religion around that."
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns
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This is my favorite, because even though I know it's a gorgon, I imagine just a dude named Gordon with a dick growing out of his forehead, waving, looking defeated, and saying "hi".
I wish i could draw.
I did not make this thread as a joke.
It is a serious question.
So far uniporn sounds about right, but I fear it may imply penetration.
I'm actually quite smart. I was even on Jeopardy once.
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Yes (if it is a boy unicorn). The Head penis is primarily vestigial, however it DOES possess the ability to become rigid when the unicorn is aroused (because what fun is a unicorn with a flaccid cock going flapity on its head?)
a berk with a dick growing from its head is actually called a fert
that's a mart fart
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the official answer is a screwnicorn
I think this is the best one.
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