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TEAM FORTRESS 2 - Awesome game made by the raddest people at the best company.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    engineer update cancelled, valve employees heard saying that it was "too fuckin hard"

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wow, fuckin excellent blog post. i'd honestly probably be happy as a clam just reading entry after essay-length entry about the ideas they throw away. shit's fascinating.

    so on the one hand, the fact that they threw away the repair node because it was too turtle-friendly is a good sign. it means they aren't, like, retarded, and don't wanna buff sentries/slow down the game/make tf2 suck. on the other hand, i hope the repair node isn't a good representation of the kind of ideas they're considering, because that would mean they're spending a lot of time testing ideas that seem, to me, to be obviously terrible.

    love the shoutout to competitive players at the end of the blog. valve has been pretty awesome about supporting comp play.

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Engineer gained a little bit of fun, but nearly everyone else in the match suffered as a result.

    Most accurate blog post Valve has ever made.

    Sounds like they don't even know which items are going to make it, so definitely at least one non-Engie patch coming next.

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Completely agree on how fun it is to read this stuff.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    wow, fuckin excellent blog post. i'd honestly probably be happy as a clam just reading entry after essay-length entry about the ideas they throw away. shit's fascinating.
    ...

    yeah this

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to practice my engy craft, more

    they seem like a class I could really dig if people didn't kick my ass so fast

    'cause then I get mad and start pyroing things

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh hey there other tf2 thread. How about I set this at the bottom of this page?
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Oh snap alpha release:
    cp_oubliette_a1

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    Poorly 'shopped overview. Note that the CP's disappeared because of where I was in the map.

    Metric fuckton of pics under spoiler:
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    Blu spawn

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    Red spawn

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    Red spawn "hole"

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    Blue's first CP/ spawnroom.

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    View leaving the first Blu CP.

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    2nd Blu CP overview

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    Blu's sniper nest.

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    View from Blu's new sniper nest exit.

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    Overview of the center point.

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    Red's 2nd CP from attackers perspective.

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    Other door from middle CP goes here

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    Which also goes up to

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    And this is mirrored on both sides, so one of the routes to the middle can go up to the balcony.

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    From attacking the 2nd CP you can go the main route

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    Or the alternate flanking route that takes you through

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    The "generator room"

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    and to the opposite side of the CP

    As per usual, please check it out if you have a chance, even just a quick run around. Tell me what you think or things you broke.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that map looks familiar somehow

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That post was great just for another link to the Andrew Kepple TF2 cartoon

    I laugh like a goddamned idiot at ~4:10 to ~4:30 every single time

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like the mine theme

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Engineers are not tied to their bases D:

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    but really, what is an engineer without his base and vice versa.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    but really, what is an engineer without his base and vice versa.

    A wrench swinging level one sentry dropping god of war

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    FUCK Doublecross is a shit map.

    JESUS

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    a long post

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Sounds like this

    http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3539

    edit - except you tossed in healing

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Make a sentry gun that shoots healing bullets at teammates

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wait, i read that blog post. did i really just read it, forget it, remember the idea and think it was mine?

    lol

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    well, my idea worked differently (should "my" be in quotes?) but was obviously fundamentally the same

    what's more, i called he blog idea "obviously terrible" a page back

    in my defense, my version would be much better. but still, that's hilrious. next time i come up with a brilliant idea at 4 am, i'll wait till morning.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    they should give engies a flashlight to replace the pistol, when the flashlight is on it scrambles spies cloaking devices causing them to be seen while the light is on them.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ok, upon rereading the blog post i don't really feel very embarrassed any more. the blog post idea lacks both of the big ideas that make mine good, and in practice they would be almost nothing alike (the blog one helps turtlers, mine made turtling impossible).

    it's still really funny that i stole the fundamentals of the blog idea without realizing i was doing so, but i'm not embarrassed for calling their idea "obviously bad" and thinking mine was good because both of those things are still true. i wish i hadn't been so quick to delete that post, but oh well

    i'll email valve/post on the steam forums, but this time i'll phrase it as a way to make the repair node a good idea instead of a completely new unlock i came up with myself. in the morning i'll retype it as a short version and post it here just so this post doesnt seem like gibberish referring to nothing. also i will do all these things when i have a laptop instead of a crappy phone.

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    SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What the engineer really needs is the PDQ wrench. A level 1 sentry that can be up in 2.5 seconds is HUGE.

    Though if they plan on making new buildables it would be super cool if they made a sentry that produced almost no damage and huge knockback in a radius about half the size of a normal sentry but with omnidirectional targeting that can hit 3 people at the same time.

    That would make my freaking year.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    FUCK Doublecross is a shit map.

    JESUS

    What are you doing

    Doublecross is great

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    FUCK Doublecross is a shit map.

    JESUS

    What are you doing

    Doublecross is great

    Pretty much this.

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    SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Apparently, Steam is going to the mac
    Source

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    FUCK Doublecross is a shit map.

    JESUS

    There is something wrong with that map.

    It plays like a slideshow on my computer, every time I move my mouse it takes like half a second for my screen to catch up. Doublecross is the only map that does this to me.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Steam wrote:
    Updates to Portal have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted.

    Portal

    * Added valuable asset retrieval

    Hurry up and figure out what this means, you guys!

    Edit: These guys are on top of it, apparently the end cutscene slightly changes so you now get dragged away by a robot

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    Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ten wrote: »
    Steam wrote:
    Updates to Portal have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted.

    Portal

    * Added valuable asset retrieval

    Hurry up and figure out what this means, you guys!

    Edit: These guys are on top of it, apparently the end cutscene slightly changes so you now get dragged away by a robot

    Well? What's the hold up people?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    edited March 2010
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that sounds dog-like

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Awesome

    I think it's a GLaDOS or CJ bot, but yeah its mechanisms sound Dog-esque

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    its the elephant bot

    new portal game is chell escaping the cruel machinations of the science boat against a glados strapped to the evil elephant bot

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'd be coo' with that

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    in episode three i bet the deaf character is chell without whatever implants she might've got at apeture labs

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    that sounds dog-like

    mmm its sounds a bit more robotic to me...

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    alex is a lesbian, fat nerds rejoice

    that fat nerd that plays g-man dies and it's revealed that the fat voice actor was gaben with powder make-up

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    half life 3 is modern warfare 4

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    SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I will be sad if portal 2 is just more of the underground mystery facility and you end it by killing another GladOS

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