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FREE PORTAL IS FREE - It's actually HL2:EP3 in disguise but don't tell anyone

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  • smofsmof The meanest dinosaur Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's almost as if they wanted you to think that!

  • DeMoNDeMoN Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, it would have been badass if Dog came with you.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hoopy the hoop is such a poop.

  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Did anyone else take Dog's ball with them to Ravenholme? He's a handy projectile who rolls back to you! Shame you can't take him further, he explodes when he gets wet, and you gotta swim to progress.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Did anyone else take Dog's ball with them to Ravenholme? He's a handy projectile who rolls back to you! Shame you can't take him further, he explodes when he gets wet, and you gotta swim to progress.

    Oh man, I never thought of doing that! I know what I'm doing my next playthrough!
    Spoiler:

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Did anyone else take Dog's ball with them to Ravenholme? He's a handy projectile who rolls back to you! Shame you can't take him further, he explodes when he gets wet, and you gotta swim to progress.

    Fuck I wish I read this before. Oh well, I'm glad I got to experiment with saw blades and gas cans.

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Did anyone else take Dog's ball with them to Ravenholme? He's a handy projectile who rolls back to you! Shame you can't take him further, he explodes when he gets wet, and you gotta swim to progress.

    Fuck I wish I read this before. Oh well, I'm glad I got to experiment with saw blades and gas cans.

    In the one room with dead zombies on the tables and the big meat hooks and such, I used paint cans to kill the zombies coming up the stairs. Oh, and when I've had full health I've thrown health packs too. :D

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited March 2010
    I thought the health packs went right through them? Maybe I wasn't aiming properly. Painting the Zombies is kinda fun.

  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If I knew my head from my ass in Hammer I would get cracking on a Father Grigori mod for HL2.

    Start at the time when there were tons of refugees from City 17 coming in, then the headcrab shelling, then building the traps, then guiding Freeman through Ravenholm, then escaping into a crypt, and then finally whatever happened to him afterward.

  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited March 2010
    I read the idea in PC Gamer., yeeeears ago, when they did a special on HL2 secrets and stuff. They also had a bit on MacGuyvering a bullet-time mode.

    Ravenholme used to freak me out so much I was glad to have a little rolling buddy. Course after Dead Space I'm sure I could handle it now.

    Also, here is a gif

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  • Ross_CRoss_C Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Panda4You wrote: »
    By the way I just teamed up with crazy religious shotgun guy.
    Father Gregori confirmed* for Ep. 3!

    HELLO THERE BROTHER

    Spoiler:

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, Gabe's talk was today, wasn't it?

    Anything interesting?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
    So, Gabe's talk was today, wasn't it?

    Anything interesting?

    He's accepting a GDC award which starts in an hour:

    http://gdc.gamespot.com/live.html

    A lot of stuff in the show, though.

    Spoiler:
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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The first time I played Ravenholme I got to the slow elevator being chased by fast zombies. I ran in and slammed the door shut and piled some shit up on the other side.

    Then they burst in through the skylight.

    D:

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why isn't that guy wearing a shirt under that jacket?

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  • VestyVesty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    fast zombies scared the ever living shit out of me the first time

    oh god that howl...

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Vesty wrote: »
    fast zombies scared the ever living shit out of me the first time

    oh god that howl...

    Black headcrabs scared me more.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ross_C wrote: »
    Panda4You wrote: »
    By the way I just teamed up with crazy religious shotgun guy.
    Father Gregori confirmed* for Ep. 3!

    HELLO THERE BROTHER

    Spoiler:
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YES!

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Vesty wrote: »
    fast zombies scared the ever living shit out of me the first time

    oh god that howl...

    Black headcrabs scared me more.

    black headcrabs

    fuck those so hard

    that hiss, the flash of the screen, and then bam a stray combine police bullet from half a mile away hits me and i have to sigh as i hadn't quicksaved in a while

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    OR SOME OTHER GODDAMN REGULAR FLAVORED HEADCRAB COMES ALONG AND FUCKS YOU UP, ARRGH GODDAMN YOU!

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  • agoajagoaj Play It Loud! Get N Or Get OutRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Gabe Newell's presentation 'crashed' when he was about to talk about the ARG. I couldn't see the crash screen, but it could have been another clue.

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  • galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So apparently there was a new hint revealed for the ARG tonight as Gabe Newell got his award.

    BSOD with a new code to input to the BBS. But can't find it, it was offscreen for me. Anyone?

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    galenblade wrote: »
    So apparently there was a new hint revealed for the ARG tonight as Gabe Newell got his award.

    BSOD with a new code to input to the BBS. But can't find it, it was offscreen for me. Anyone?

    Yeah, I think we'll have to rely on someone who's actually at the GDC to post a picture.

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  • galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    galenblade wrote: »
    So apparently there was a new hint revealed for the ARG tonight as Gabe Newell got his award.

    BSOD with a new code to input to the BBS. But can't find it, it was offscreen for me. Anyone?

    Yeah, I think we'll have to rely on someone who's actually at the GDC to post a picture.


    I'm looking for pics on Twitter, but they're all grainy and unreadable at the moment.

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  • Two Headed BoyTwo Headed Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Good luck figuring that out."

    Gaaaaabe!!

  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    From Kotaku:

    9:34


    Crecente:
    That's what I get for working at microsoft
    Thursday March 11, 2010 9:34 Crecente
    9:34


    Crecente:
    GladoS blue screen
    Press any key to flood the facility with deadly toxins
    Thursday March 11, 2010 9:34 Crecente
    9:34


    Crecente:
    The screen said
    Thursday March 11, 2010 9:34 Crecente
    9:34


    Crecente:
    Posting pic
    Thursday March 11, 2010 9:34 Crecente
    9:35


    Crecente:
    Shit, we didn't get it
    Thursday March 11, 2010 9:35 Crecente
    9:35


    Crecente:
    Dont worry we will

  • AthenorAthenor Dapper Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    God damnit.

    Got to.. that place in HL2, after having a blast in Water Hazard. I forgot.. just how they introduce the rattlers. It was like.. HOLY FUCK RATTLER! NO! MEMORY AND NEW EXPERIENCE!

    Fucking hate those fuckers. HAven't gotten damaged yet, but you'll never see me unload ammo so fast.

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  • agoajagoaj Play It Loud! Get N Or Get OutRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rattler?

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  • galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://i43.tinypic.com/2nj045.jpg

    This is being claimed as the BSOD image.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • Two Headed BoyTwo Headed Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    galenblade wrote: »
    http://i43.tinypic.com/2nj045.jpg

    This is being claimed as the BSOD image.

    Well done, sir. Where'd the picture come from?

  • mspencermspencer Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The hex converted to decimal: 226 228 226 : 215 197 213 196 228 213 227 ( 201 ) + 211 197 197 197
    If it's ASCII it's extended ASCII. Could it be EBCDIC (common mainframe encoding)?
    Edit: It IS EBCDIC. It spells: S U S : P E N D ... U N T ( I ) L ... E E E (colon, dots for spacing, and parens added to roughly locate them in the source image.)
    Hey, being QSECOFR on an AS/400 many years ago finally pays off!

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmm..
    GLaDOS
    A fatal exception E2 has occurred at E4E2 : D7C5D5C4 in E4D 5E3(C9) *
    D3C5C5C5. The current application will be terminated.

    * Press any key to flood the facility with deadly neurotoxins.
    * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to reinstate testing. You will lose any
    Non-vital personnel and their progress through the current test.

    Press any key to continue _

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    mspencer wrote: »
    The hex converted to decimal: 226 228 226 : 215 197 213 196 228 213 227 ( 201 ) + 211 197 197 197
    If it's ASCII it's extended ASCII. Could it be EBCDIC (common mainframe encoding)?
    Edit: It IS EBCDIC. It spells: S U S : P E N D ... U N T ( I ) L ... E E E (colon, dots for spacing, and parens added to roughly locate them in the source image.)
    Hey, being QSECOFR on an AS/400 many years ago finally pays off!

    So, basically, it was an elaborate way of saying "Stay tuned to E3!"

    Awesome.

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  • mspencermspencer Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmm..
    GLaDOS
    A fatal exception (S) has occurred at (U)(S) : (P)(E)(N)(D) in (U)(N )(T)((I)) *
    (L)(E)(E)(E). The current application will be terminated.

    * Press any key to flood the facility with deadly neurotoxins.
    * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to reinstate testing. You will lose any
    Non-vital personnel and their progress through the current test.

    Press any key to continue _
    Converting hex to EBCDIC for you

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  • Ross_CRoss_C Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So we're waiting til E3? Damnit. Kind of shame that was solved that fast.

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ahahahahaha, goddamn you Gabe!

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  • AthenorAthenor Dapper Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    agoaj wrote: »
    Rattler?

    Poison headcrabs.

    I guess they were referred to as rattlers somewhere in development, but I may be wrong.

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "E4D 5E3"

    Everyone 4 Dead and Episode 3 confirmed
    Spoiler:

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    agoaj wrote: »
    Rattler?

    He's referring to the sound that poison headcrabs make, I'm sure.

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