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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Aroused Bull wrote: »
    Bama, that's not an accomplishment. Anyone can do that.
    How can you be sure? I'm pretty sure nobody has ever tried to cut glass with my nipples.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Feral, your sig looks like a unicorn is standing on his hind legs and peeing rainbows. And it apparently feels deliriously good.

    :winky:

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Aroused Bull wrote: »
    Bama, that's not an accomplishment. Anyone can do that.
    How can you be sure? I'm pretty sure nobody has ever tried to cut glass with my nipples.

    I came over and tried while you were asleep one night.

    it didn't work.

    :(

    I really wanted to finish that stained glass window too....

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    These medical statements always make me go "Wait, this is me they're referring to?"

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Aroused Bull wrote: »
    Bama, that's not an accomplishment. Anyone can do that.
    How can you be sure? I'm pretty sure nobody has ever tried to cut glass with my nipples.

    You were sleeping.

    Your nipples.

    They cut.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    gonna have to change the locks

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    pods are you gonna come be awesome on the 2nd?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Podly, what is your take on this:
    Agrippina wrote:
    Loren Michael wrote:
    Atheism, again, etymologically, popularly is specific to gods. I have no idea why anyone would want to make the word worth less via inflating its definition in a way that makes it more confusing and less specific.

    Because when people talk about belief, they are not referring to the belief in anything other than something theistic. People don''t say "do you believe in homeopathy" unless they already know that you don't believe in god. So you use the word atheist, meaning that you don't believe in any theism and it thereby implies anything that has some sort of dogma attached to it.

    Do you know people who don't believe in god but do believe in astrology, homeopathy and other woo? If so then they are not really atheists they are merely "a-deists." Unfortunately the word isn't accepted or found in any dictionaries but it ought to be there because a non-belief in gods but a belief in other woo doesn't make you an atheist, because all the other woo carries its own forms of theism. Well in my opinion anyway, and I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me on that.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    gonna have to change the locks

    I wouldn't bother. We used the windows.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    For those of you that missed it last night:

    A Volkswagen Bus exploded outside of my apartment last night. Not, like, a huge explosion, but loud enough that I heard it, saw the orange burst, and ran to my window to see the flames shooting out the engine compartment in the back.

    Meth head get careless?

    That was my comment when he mentioned it yesterday. H5

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So sick of muslims getting offended.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    gonna have to change the locks

    locks mean nothing to totheark D:

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    For those of you that missed it last night:

    A Volkswagen Bus exploded outside of my apartment last night. Not, like, a huge explosion, but loud enough that I heard it, saw the orange burst, and ran to my window to see the flames shooting out the engine compartment in the back.
    Did you pictures of the burning bus?

    Please say yes.
    It was about ten feet below my apartment window. I figured that rather than taking pictures, maybe I should call 911 and grab a fire extinguisher. I know, very irrational in this age of the internet and all. However, standing next to a window ten feet from a flaming van didn't seem like the smartest thing to be doing at the time.

    And no, no meth lab, just really poor upkeep.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I'm walking 30 mins a day, every day. Right now I seem to be stuck at 2.7mph with a 2% incline which winds up being 1.35miles for the time I walk. I can't seem to get higher than that without collapsing. So I'll stick at that for a while.

    My problem is people tell me I'm looking good but I have only lost the 10lbs I initially lost. But everything I've read online says that you can't gain muscle from walking. So how am I looking better but not losing any the past week, if I can't gain muscle from walking?

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I really have to say that the more I hear from the Christians in this country, the more I support the efforts of atheists like Dawkins.

    We're losing a culture war right now that was declared by the Christian Right decades ago because we haven't even fielded an army, out of a sense of "tolerance" or "acceptance" or some hippie bullshit like that.

    And don't get me wrong, "tolerance" and "acceptance" totally have their places, but we really shouldn't be tolerant of the intolerant, or accepting of the unacceptable.
    Maybe publishing a book where the title calls a deepset fundamental belief of the majority of the population a "delusion" wasn't the best PR move.
    For him personally, maybe not. But it widens the field of acceptable things to say.
    Yeah, and I certainly don't hear Christians hesitating to say much worse things about atheism.

    So, if they don't like it, fuck 'em.

    Hey, there are some liberals who compared Bush to Hitler. That makes it totally okay for conservatives to compare Obama to Hitler!

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So sick of muslims getting offended.

    Brb declarin' fatwa on Norway

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    For those of you that missed it last night:

    A Volkswagen Bus exploded outside of my apartment last night. Not, like, a huge explosion, but loud enough that I heard it, saw the orange burst, and ran to my window to see the flames shooting out the engine compartment in the back.

    Meth head get careless?

    That was my comment when he mentioned it yesterday. H5

    My first thought was wondering, how do you make weed explode, then it was a short jump to meth.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Wait, Than called the cops for help?

    This explains Haiti and Chile.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    sweet mother of fuck it's cold in here

    I could cut glass with my nipples

    I know!

    I got in my car this morning and it was 44F

    brrrr

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Wait, Than called the cops for help?

    This explains Haiti and Chile.

    ugh

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    For those of you that missed it last night:

    A Volkswagen Bus exploded outside of my apartment last night. Not, like, a huge explosion, but loud enough that I heard it, saw the orange burst, and ran to my window to see the flames shooting out the engine compartment in the back.
    Did you pictures of the burning bus?

    Please say yes.
    It was about ten feet below my apartment window. I figured that rather than taking pictures, maybe I should call 911 and grab a fire extinguisher. I know, very irrational in this age of the internet and all. However, standing next to a window ten feet from a flaming van didn't seem like the smartest thing to be doing at the time.

    And no, no meth lab, just really poor upkeep.

    How did poor upkeep make the van explode? Cars don't normally go boom unless you're being epically stupid.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    So I've been having trouble with my mail since moving into my new place. I'd shipped a laptop power jack for a client, and it never arrived even though UPS tracking said it had, several days ago. Since it's already been forever, I ordered another one this morning UPS next-day and have been bummed all day about essentially pissing away $30.

    My landlord just emailed me to say that the part is at his place. Joy

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    pods are you gonna come be awesome on the 2nd?

    Gonna be working. Sorry dude.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    sweet mother of fuck it's cold in here

    I could cut glass with my nipples

    I know!

    I got in my car this morning and it was 44F

    brrrr

    I could warm you up

    by lighting you on fire

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Wait, Than called the cops for help?

    This explains Haiti and Chile.
    Actually, I called the fire department.

    I probably could have walked over there more quickly, though. They patched me through to three different operators.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    speaking of mail

    I hate UPS

    and it gives me a perverse pleasure that they are shipping me my cast iron cookware for free

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Wait, Than called the cops for help?

    This explains Haiti and Chile.

    ugh

    Don't you ugh me. That joke was gold!

    And you never did answer me about what they changed in the third panel.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    speaking of mail

    I hate UPS

    and it gives me a perverse pleasure that they are shipping me my cast iron cookware for free

    Everyone hates UPS.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    sweet mother of fuck it's cold in here

    I could cut glass with my nipples

    I know!

    I got in my car this morning and it was 44F

    brrrr

    I could warm you up

    by lighting you on fire

    don't worry it should be 72F by this afternoon

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    For those of you that missed it last night:

    A Volkswagen Bus exploded outside of my apartment last night. Not, like, a huge explosion, but loud enough that I heard it, saw the orange burst, and ran to my window to see the flames shooting out the engine compartment in the back.
    Did you pictures of the burning bus?

    Please say yes.
    It was about ten feet below my apartment window. I figured that rather than taking pictures, maybe I should call 911 and grab a fire extinguisher. I know, very irrational in this age of the internet and all. However, standing next to a window ten feet from a flaming van didn't seem like the smartest thing to be doing at the time.

    And no, no meth lab, just really poor upkeep.

    Oh.

    I assumed that somebody had been doing something to it which caused it to explode. Thus, other people were around to take care of the problem.

    Apparently not, so good call.

    Spoiler:
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Yeah, and I certainly don't hear Christians hesitating to say much worse things about atheism.

    So, if they don't like it, fuck 'em.
    Hey, there are some liberals who compared Bush to Hitler. That makes it totally okay for conservatives to compare Obama to Hitler!
    Yes, but most people think those liberals are fucking idiots, and are vocal about it.

    Everyone pretty much stay quiet when the Christian retard crew starts spouting off.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    speaking of mail

    I hate UPS

    and it gives me a perverse pleasure that they are shipping me my cast iron cookware for free

    Everyone hates UPS.

    I've generally found them pretty easy to deal with. Compared to Fex-ex Ground, UPS is a bunch of Gods.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Podly, what is your take on this:
    Agrippina wrote:
    Loren Michael wrote:
    Atheism, again, etymologically, popularly is specific to gods. I have no idea why anyone would want to make the word worth less via inflating its definition in a way that makes it more confusing and less specific.

    Because when people talk about belief, they are not referring to the belief in anything other than something theistic. People don''t say "do you believe in homeopathy" unless they already know that you don't believe in god. So you use the word atheist, meaning that you don't believe in any theism and it thereby implies anything that has some sort of dogma attached to it.

    Do you know people who don't believe in god but do believe in astrology, homeopathy and other woo? If so then they are not really atheists they are merely "a-deists." Unfortunately the word isn't accepted or found in any dictionaries but it ought to be there because a non-belief in gods but a belief in other woo doesn't make you an atheist, because all the other woo carries its own forms of theism. Well in my opinion anyway, and I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me on that.

    I like differentiating between atheists who are skeptics from people who merely hold the belief "God does not exist", but a) technically speaking, both are atheists -- atheist does not mean "Smartest dude in the room", and b) adeist would be a stupid term, both because it makes no sense what distinguishes an atheist from an adeist, and also because an alpha primitive is greek, so it would be stupid to use it on a latinate term.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Wait, Than called the cops for help?

    This explains Haiti and Chile.

    ugh

    Don't you ugh me. That joke was gold!

    And you never did answer me about what they changed in the third panel.

    In the original version, there was no text in the third panel. Just Tycho looking on in silent awe while Gabe looks like he's about to puke or go insane.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    How is calling the belief in god a delusion so crazy offensive?

    It's like calling atheism sinful

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    It was about ten feet below my apartment window. I figured that rather than taking pictures, maybe I should call 911 and grab a fire extinguisher. I know, very irrational in this age of the internet and all. However, standing next to a window ten feet from a flaming van didn't seem like the smartest thing to be doing at the time.

    And no, no meth lab, just really poor upkeep.
    Oh.

    I assumed that somebody had been doing something to it which caused it to explode. Thus, other people were around to take care of the problem.

    Apparently not, so good call.
    It was just driving down the road, and they pulled over right in front of my apartment. And by the time I got out there, someone else had pulled over with a fire extinguisher and put it out.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Atheism is like, so bad, and stuff!

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    speaking of mail

    I hate UPS

    and it gives me a perverse pleasure that they are shipping me my cast iron cookware for free

    Everyone hates UPS.

    I've generally found them pretty easy to deal with. Compared to Fex-ex Ground, UPS is a bunch of Gods.

    I pretty much hate all American mail/shipping companies.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Podly, what is your take on this:
    Agrippina wrote:
    Loren Michael wrote:
    Atheism, again, etymologically, popularly is specific to gods. I have no idea why anyone would want to make the word worth less via inflating its definition in a way that makes it more confusing and less specific.

    Because when people talk about belief, they are not referring to the belief in anything other than something theistic. People don''t say "do you believe in homeopathy" unless they already know that you don't believe in god. So you use the word atheist, meaning that you don't believe in any theism and it thereby implies anything that has some sort of dogma attached to it.

    Do you know people who don't believe in god but do believe in astrology, homeopathy and other woo? If so then they are not really atheists they are merely "a-deists." Unfortunately the word isn't accepted or found in any dictionaries but it ought to be there because a non-belief in gods but a belief in other woo doesn't make you an atheist, because all the other woo carries its own forms of theism. Well in my opinion anyway, and I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me on that.

    I like differentiating between atheists who are skeptics from people who merely hold the belief "God does not exist", but a) technically speaking, both are atheists -- atheists does not mean "Smartest dude in the room", and b) adeist would be a stupid term, both because it makes no sense what distinguishes an atheist from an adeist, and also because an alpha primitive is greek, so it would be stupid to use it on a latinate term.

    God, sometimes I love you so much.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Atheism is like, so bad, and stuff!

    oh yeah?

    christianity is like, wrong

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