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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    for the money, svedka is surprisingly smooth

    edit: oh hey hi5

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    for the money, svedka is surprisingly smooth

    edit: oh hey hi5

    which is why i like it!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    my dad drinks Tanqueray Sterling and i hate it

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    my dad drinks whatever, if he's got some extra money he'll spend big if not he'll go cheap.

    his taste in alcohol is correlated to his success at poker.

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not saying I wouldn't drink kamchatka or whatever if that's all that was available

    but if I get to choose, there's my choice!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i need money to sustain myself a steady flow of these

    yamazaki-whisky.jpg

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

    just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

    edit: i need to get a crystal skull vodka bottle, because if i take it in to the head shop they'll drill a hole in it for a paltry sum.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

    I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

    just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

    Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My 21st birthday destroyed me, like completely. Couldn't drink alcohol for awhile and my friends are saying it probably destroyed my immune system.

    I also might be getting a bottle of scotch from my stepdad

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

    just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

    Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

    draw stars around it

    make it pretty!

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

    just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

    Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

    draw stars around it

    make it pretty!

    I'm cutting the post it note into the shape of texas.

    buying some lipstick so I can put kissy lips all over it

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

    I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

    whiskey or brandy?

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

    that?

    I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Does anyone drink Mill St. beer? I've had them all but their coffee flavour (because that's fucked up), and they're all my favourite beer ever.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    fucking love smirnoff ice

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    I don't really understand the desire to drink vodka. To me it is simply expressing the desire to get screaming drunk without actually tasting alcohol, and I have left those years happily behind me.

    I am a manhattan drinker and a lover of bourbons and gins. Also if you drink manhattans people very rarely ask to share your beverage.

    whiskey or brandy?

    Bourbon whiskey. And I prefer perfect manhattans, with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

    it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

    brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

    i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    Scrum wrote: »
    I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

    that?

    I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

    Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    potatoe wrote: »
    fucking love smirnoff ice

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Scrum wrote: »
    I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

    that?

    I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

    Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

    Mike's was my favourite drink... in high school.

    But now I will get one once in awhile at a ball game.

    Granted, I go to ball games once every 2-3 years.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I will drink mike's sometimes because I am a baby when it comes to drinking

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i will drink mikes or smirnoff ice or any of those faggy drinks because i love candy and they are like liquid candy

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

    it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

    brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

    i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

    not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

    especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The sugar is what kills me in Mike's. They'd be good for a hot day but the sugar makes me feel icky.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    MillerLight.JPG

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Scrum wrote: »
    I found some Mike's Hard Mango Punch that my roommates who just moved out left in the back of the fridge. That shit was basically soda, why the fuck do people like it?

    that?

    I'm not allowed to knock bitch beer, because those pre-made mojitos are tasty like soda candy.

    Still though when the sugar gets you sick before the alcohol, I could hardly call it something I'd ever drink regularly.

    Mike's was my favourite drink... in high school. But now I will get one once in awhile at a ball game.

    Granted, I go to ball games once every 2-3 years.

    I suppose I'd just rather drink soda if I'm going to be drinking soda, and beer/wine if I want something alcoholic. I'm really not big on sugared drinks, but if it's in the fridge I'll drink it.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

    it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

    brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

    i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

    not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

    especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

    I used to only get frozen Margaritas but I've learned to love on the rocks much more.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i once got wrecked off a frozen margarita

    it was a children's sand pail filled to the brim with the stuff, came with a little shovel and everything

    brainfreeze and intoxication in one convenient package

    i then slurred my way through buying a nintendo ds

    not gonna lie, those things are delicious and deadly

    especially if you can fit them in your beach cooler

    I used to only get frozen Margaritas but I've learned to love on the rocks much more.

    they make them in Cosmo and Strawberry Daquiri flavors too

    that was a BAD morning after

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    for casual drinking its
    ynglager.jpg

    if its liquor drinking its
    jack_daniels_presid_preview.jpg

    if im in a wine mood i turn into an old lady and drink
    v21.JPG

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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    If I'm drinking something sweet, I will most definitely choose sangria over any of those girly beers. I love sangria. I usually go for a nice merlot or whichever microbrewery beer is in season for casual drinking.

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I almost died because of sangria.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wait, you're off the sangria flavor Cracked?

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Does anyone drink Mill St. beer? I've had them all but their coffee flavour (because that's fucked up), and they're all my favourite beer ever.

    I mean, seriously.

    3609712193_412743b608.jpg?v=1244539744

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    yuengling is great

    so is lionshead, but I liked it better when it was like 7 bucks a case.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    wait, you're off the sangria flavor Cracked?

    its always been blackberry merlot for me

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    also sangria is so great

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ew you're drinking jack straight?

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I used to love drinking Jack. Until I drank so much one night that I forgot how to use keys. So we spent 20 minutes in the foyer until we thought to buzz someone else in the building to let us in. Now I drink much, much less Jack.

    Though I had enough margaritas Friday to think that I was a pretty, pretty fountain. And then spit water all over Kantankeris, twice.

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