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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    but

    jack tastes awful straight

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i like franzia boxed wine. sunset blush, to be specific. its like drinking juice, only more mature!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ew you're drinking jack straight?

    mostly ill mix it with pepsi

    but every now and then ill just do jack and ice and thats it

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    but

    jack tastes awful straight

    I love it but I definitely recognize that most people do not.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    man jameson costs the same and tastes so much better

    and again
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i need money to sustain myself a steady flow of these

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    no pillow you don't get to choose you must drink what the collective alcohol thread says is best for you

    just apply that sentence with minor tweaking to just about any thread and woooo

    Ok just hang on a sec and let me get this all down in my notes

    draw stars around it

    make it pretty!

    I'm cutting the post it note into the shape of texas.

    buying some lipstick so I can put kissy lips all over it

    <3

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and you VoC

    gonna get jackdrunk this weekend

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I got a Sex on the Beach (the bartender then asked what I wanted to drink :winky:) and it was red and delicious. I then went to a different bar a few days later and got one and it was orange. I was confused.

    Also I'm located in the best apartment ever. Within a five minute walk, we have five bars all lined up in a row, with awesome food places in between them. My roommate, upstairs neighbor, (he studies bats!)downstairs neighbor (she's like 35!) and I go out every Thursday. It is glorious.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i have a hypothesis

    booze that comes in square bottles tends to wreck the fuck outta you

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i got this in my fridge: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/43905 that i am looking forward to

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and you VoC

    gonna get jackdrunk this weekend

    Alright, but one of us needs to remember how to use keys. I'm not napping in another foyer.




    I'm a cheap date, I get drunk very quickly. 3 margaritas and I'm gone. But luckily it takes a lot for me to get sick and I've yet to have a hangover.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I used to love drinking Jack. Until I drank so much one night that I forgot how to use keys. So we spent 20 minutes in the foyer until we thought to buzz someone else in the building to let us in. Now I drink much, much less Jack.

    Though I had enough margaritas Friday to think that I was a pretty, pretty fountain. And then spit water all over Kantankeris, twice.

    stopping drinking something because you forgot how a basic utility works isn't the way to live your life

    stopping drinking because you went to jail is a good idea though

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    tried their arrogant bastard it was excellent

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    I'm thinking of getting a kegerator for the basement

    or just a mini fridge, I still have to weigh all the pros and cons.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and you VoC

    gonna get jackdrunk this weekend

    Alright, but one of us needs to remember how to use keys. I'm not napping in another foyer.

    I'm a cheap date, I get drunk very quickly. 3 margaritas and I'm gone. But luckily it takes a lot for me to get sick and I've yet to have a hangover.

    pffffft

    i just need to remember how to use a key card at the hotel

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and you VoC

    gonna get jackdrunk this weekend

    Alright, but one of us needs to remember how to use keys. I'm not napping in another foyer.

    I'm a cheap date, I get drunk very quickly. 3 margaritas and I'm gone. But luckily it takes a lot for me to get sick and I've yet to have a hangover.

    pffffft

    i just need to remember how to use a key card at the hotel

    After enough drinks this is harder than it sounds.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Does anyone else like Blue Moon? Or is that not hardcore enough like Arrogant Bastard Ale (I couldn't drink it D: but it was also like my first beer so maybe I just wasn't seasoned enough)

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Blue Moons are pretty good

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Where I get lucky is that Kantankeris does not get drunk, it would take too much booze and would cost too much. So he always makes sure my drunk ass gets home.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    blue moon is for women

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    blue moon is for women

    I like blue moon.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm not really a fan of Blue Moon.

    I'll drink it, but it isn't anything to cream yourself over.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i mostly drink blue moon when out. love the orange slice, makes me feel fancy

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Does anyone else like Blue Moon? Or is that not hardcore enough like Arrogant Bastard Ale (I couldn't drink it D: but it was also like my first beer so maybe I just wasn't seasoned enough)

    Blue Moon is on tap everywhere around here. That is a very good thing.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    blue moon is for women

    I like blue moon.

    see!

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Has anyone had Dundee's Honey Brown? It's pretty good. I loved another one of their beers but I forget exactly what it was, Pale Bock maybe? I dunno if that exists as a thing or not.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    boston doesnt have Yuenglings does it?

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Is it possible to get honey mead? Does that actually exist? I want to buy a tiny rotisserie chicken and pretend I am in medieval times.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    man this this is pretty boss

    http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=913&f=34585

    although I'm sure the same thing could be had for much less

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you know i've let like four ladies that don't know alcohol try guinness and they all liked it

    surprising!

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    boston doesnt have Yuenglings does it?

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Sorry hon, it's east of NY state so no

    But Sammy is pretty good

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Is it possible to get honey mead? Does that actually exist? I want to buy a tiny rotisserie chicken and pretend I am in medieval times.

    I know we can in Bloomington at most supermarkets and booze stores. It's put out by Oliver Winery and isn't terribly bad. Don't drink an entire bottle in ten minutes though it's a bad idea.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Do they have Shiner Bock in Boston?

    Because that there is a tragedy if they don't.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    boston doesnt have Yuenglings does it?

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Sorry hon, it's east of NY state so no

    But Sammy is pretty good

    I've definitely seen a few places with Yuengling in a bottle. Don't think I've seen it on tap.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i'm looking forward to getting magic hat beers at boston, so good. #9 and fat angels forever

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    I drink three quarts of Bud Ice a night and have an Ice House to top off my night.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tried their arrogant bastard it was excellent

    yeah i love all of their beers

    except their regular IPA i don't like it that much, but their Ruination IPA is awesome

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    7 pages and only 1 mention of scotch? come on guys.

    Be it cheap
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    Or way too fucking expensive
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    Scotch is what you want to be drinking. Personal favorite:
    Famous%20Grouse%20750.jpg
    Only 20$ a fifth and it tastes like it costs more.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    im uncultured i dont know scotch what do i do

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Laphraoig is some damn good shit

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