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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you like whiskey already then you're on the right track. A path to loving scotch begins as such:

    Go to store
    Buy some cheapish scotch (Dewars white label, johnny walker red, crawfords)
    Mix it with cola
    ???????
    Profit

  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh I had one of these last night too.

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    Damn damn damn. Dark as the devil's colon. I want more.

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  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also once you get past stage one, then you can go one to buy some single malt scotch and drink it neat like a man.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yeah i don't even drink whiskey, i need to drink more hard liquor in my life

    if you had to buy one bottle what would you buy, that isnt too expensive

    speaking of dark beer, at this cask ale festival thing i had this thing that was Brooklyn Brewery's Black Ops
    and it was preposterous and amazing and black as the night
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    it's aged in bourbon barrels!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2010
    scotch? What, am I wearing a suit now too?

  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well I am, and I would certainly feel silly if everyone else wasn't.

  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yeah i don't even drink whiskey, i need to drink more hard liquor in my life

    if you had to buy one bottle what would you buy, that isnt too expensive

    speaking of dark beer, at this cask ale festival thing i had this thing that was Brooklyn Brewery's Black Ops
    and it was preposterous and amazing and black as the night
    http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/45/40149
    it's aged in bourbon barrels!

    If you want to get acclimated to whisky in general go for any sort of canadian whisky. Canadian Club or Seagrams runs around 15$ for a fifth, and I enjoy it mixing wise. Or for super cheap go for canadian mist.

  • LoathingLoathing Registered User
    edited March 2010
    What, no love for the Rum?

    For a regular night, it has to be the Jerry.

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  • chromdomchromdom That Guy Tiny town south of the cool cityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you know i've let like four ladies that don't know alcohol try guinness and they all liked it

    surprising!

    Not really surprising. Guinness has a chocolate taste to it, which appeals to a lot of ladies.
    It's also thick and rich enough and goes well with steaks and ribs and such that gentlemen enjoy it also.

    Basically, it's the perfect beer if you're not a pissant little kid.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Loathing wrote: »
    What, no love for the Rum?

    For a regular night, it has to be the Jerry.

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    this i like, i like a lot

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i have a sailor jerry lighter that i got for free somewhere, i should refill the stuff in it

    even though i dont smoke

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  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2010
    Sailor Jerry's is my favorite cheap rum. It is great for taking swigs out of and eventually ruining the upholstery on my leather chair.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You want to know what is a horrible cheap Scotch

    Scoresby

    Found that out the hard way

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    Sailor Jerry's is my favorite cheap rum. It is great for taking swigs out of and eventually ruining the upholstery on my leather chair.

    it annoys me when i dont see it at stores, it is so much better than captains

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  • ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2010
    Scrum wrote: »
    Sailor Jerry's is my favorite cheap rum. It is great for taking swigs out of and eventually ruining the upholstery on my leather chair.

    it annoys me when i dont see it at stores, it is so much better than captains

    Yeah, Captain Morgan gets all of the exposure but Sailor Jerry is where it is at.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    all the say jay love in here is doing me good

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User
    edited March 2010
    The stuff is fantastic to mix with, I've had Captain's and it tastes Meh compared to Jerry which is supposed to be 'cheap' on it's own anyways. It's like $28 Canadian here so not a bad go at all.

    gnodab wrote: »
    There is nothing quite like smashing a bullhorn so hard in the ass with a supersledge that its head explodes.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i've seen it go anywhere from 20 - 30 down here

    20 at most places, 30 at the retarded places

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited March 2010
    i enjoy a dry martini every now and again

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i enjoy a dry martini every now and again

    Good man

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A couple shots of bourbon should help me sleep just fine, right?

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    hard alcohol makes me feel terrible

    like the shot tastes pretty bad and then I swallow it and it tastes worse and then my stomach feels terrible for the next 10 minutes

    I can drink anything else like what but one shot and I feel all gross

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't usually do shots but we've got this Wild Turkey American Honey stuff and it shoots pretty easy

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2010
    good whiskey is tasty as fuck

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    even mixed drinks its like, I better not taste any of the alcohol or I am outta there

    (brisk lemonade + cheap whiskey is really nice)

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2010
    speaking of which

    the cheapest Suntory blend

    Kakubin

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    is actually pretty tasty! it's REALLY cheap, i paid 400yen for the pocket bottle for traveling to the north and a 700ml bottle costs about 1000yen.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goddamn

    I haven't eaten in 8 hours, these two shots hit my 130 pound self harder than I planned

    Fake edit while I wait for the post timer: I recently discovered Jameson and I actually really liked it
    Someone bought me a shot of it on my birthday and it went down so easy

    Real edit: for relaxing times... make it Suntory time

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I got some Suntory whiskey while I was in the Japan.

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    Because what the fuck is this at the 7/11? Whiskey in cans? How can that go wrong?

    My intolerance for rum, on the other hand, is legendary. Legendary like mesh trash cans and scaled fences and broken apartment windows.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2010
    they sell fucking highballs in a can

    BEHOLD

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would drink whisky out of a can.

    I would drink it every damn day.

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    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I can't get any imperial beers down here

    I miss it so

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would drink whisky out of a can.

    I would drink it every damn day.

    And if you were in Japan, you could. Like, in the streets, outside the marts, if you wanted to.

    Although I don't guess they call them marts in Japan? Where is Houk when you need him to answer a question about Japantimes?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I can't remember what the Japanese call their little marts.

    I took several years of their moon-language and I can barely recall any of it now.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Martu, or something

    Who the hell knows

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Laphraoig is some damn good shit

    Laphraoig tastes like a peat bog died in your mouth, which is ok sometimes but it's definitely not my go-to scotch

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Lagavulin is my scotch of choice when I want something strong and smokey, Dalwhinnie for the lighter side of things. Oban is pretty dandy, too.

    For el cheapo its all about Johnny Red

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dalwhinnie is one of my favorites

    Volyu, you have excellent taste

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    :D I am totally bringing some scotch the next time I see you, Usagi.

    Which reminds me, I have about an inch and a half of Dalwhinnie in the cupboard, I should take care of that tonight. I've been on a cognac kick of late (Remy Martin) but all this talk of scotch has me in the mood for something a bit pictish (or maybe thats the lack of sleep).

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would drink whisky out of a can.

    I would drink it every damn day.

    And if you were in Japan, you could. Like, in the streets, outside the marts, if you wanted to.

    Although I don't guess they call them marts in Japan? Where is Houk when you need him to answer a question about Japantimes?
    they call them 'conbini', which is just short for convenience store

    also, whenever you teach a japanese person that one of 'their' words actually comes from english or whatever other language, it absolutely blows their mind

    like most japanese people dont have a friggin clue that 'conbini' is short for anything. hell, the other day a student called me 'fashionable' and i was like 'oh how do you know an english word like that?' and she was like 'what, that's english?!'

    these people, i swear

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Its enough to drive a man to chug whisky out of a can in broad daylight at 9am on a thursday, I'd warrant.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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