The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

Peccavi · April 2010

I'm mostly a beer drinker, preferably something that's either wheaty or dark. Strange thing is, generally I like to nurse my beers, but if you give me a Guinness, I'll be finished before my friends are halfway through their Bud Lite.

Oh, and I love me some Baileys with Caramel.

Tonkka · April 2010

Druhim wrote: »

Tonkka wrote: »

Here's to me and my glorious pint of Rainier.

So bad but oh so good.

Lucky Lager or go home

They don't make the stubby bottles anymore boooooo.

ZeroFill · April 2010

Verr wrote: »

my friend has requested that i find him a recipe for a mixed drink that is consumable in large quantities, and easily pre mixed, college style

i've given him coke and rum, whiskey and coke, long island ice teas

any other tasty ones?

lemonade and vodka is pretty standard stuff

medium quality vodka and any kind of juice/soda goes down easy

Burning Organ · April 2010

The only thing I can tolerate mixed with whiskey is Dr. Pepper.

Am I alone with this? Because otherwise you might as well just drink the whiskey as is.

Whisky/whiskey chrome suggested whiskey so I went with it.

MrDoctorProfessor · April 2010

ZeroFill wrote: »

Verr wrote: »

my friend has requested that i find him a recipe for a mixed drink that is consumable in large quantities, and easily pre mixed, college style

i've given him coke and rum, whiskey and coke, long island ice teas

any other tasty ones?

lemonade and vodka is pretty standard stuff

medium quality vodka and any kind of juice/soda goes down easy

Vodka and Cranberry is my favorite hard liquor mix. For general shitfacedness, I love me some irish car bombs.

Fandyien · April 2010

I love to mix whiskey and lemonade

it's a really poor man's whiskey sour

Burning Organ · April 2010

I mix whiskey with whiskey and my face.

Turns my brain into something wonderful/terrible (I'm not quite certain which yet)

Dead Legend · April 2010

Burning Organ wrote: »

The only thing I can tolerate mixed with whiskey is Dr. Pepper.

Am I alone with this? Because otherwise you might as well just drink the whiskey as is.

Whisky/whiskey chrome suggested whiskey so I went with it.

beam goes good with root beer

evan williams goes good with rc cola

your mileage may vary

Fandyien · April 2010

I would be so happy with a bottle of liquor

all I have right now is this incredibly potent weed

Dead Legend · April 2010

i drank a lot this weekend and i'm planning on drinking a lot next weekend

and the weekend after next

so i'm trying to cut back on other expenses

Cold Salmon and Hatred · April 2010

drinking with my russian roommate, who got hit by a car earlier and just told the dude to buy him a bottle of vodka and he'd call it even

love russian guy

spazmojack · April 2010

had a classmate in college who grew up in poland...his go to drink when we went to the bars was shots of vodka. not my favorite thing to take a shot of but i tolerated it since he always payed.

Cold Salmon and Hatred · April 2010

vodka is not my favorite since the time i decided to drink vodka and red bull, but heeey it works

absolut vodka is excelleeeenttt

Umaro · April 2010

Vodka and white cranberry juice. Mmm.

spazmojack · April 2010

vanilla absolut is an excellent addition to any skiing/boarding trip flask.

Dead Legend · April 2010

absolut and skyy

reminds me of highschool

better than mccormicks or texas spirit

Zombies Tossed My Salad! · April 2010

PBR

Cold Salmon and Hatred · April 2010

i am sufficiently drunk

i am satisfied with this evening

ZeroFill · April 2010

this captain morgan 100 proof is absolute shit

sailor jerry why did you have to go all expensive on me

whyyyy

Dead Legend · April 2010

ZeroFill wrote: »

this captain morgan 100 proof is absolute shit

sailor jerry why did you have to go all expensive on me

whyyyy

it's not $20 at costco??

Koshian · April 2010

Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »

PBR

ZeroFill · April 2010

well the handle is now $33 locally which sucks because it used to be around $25

this 100 proof garbage was on sale so I figured I'd try it and now I have to suffer through 1.75 liters of it

there's no costco near enough to me anymore

cadmunky · April 2010

so, i got kicked out of an irish pub tonight for being too irish. ar maybe it was my roomie.

or maybe it was too many jameson's. im a wee bet fuzzy on the details. i shuld go back and clear this up.

spazmojack · April 2010

Koshian wrote: »

Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »

PBR

24oz can style

Snowbeat · April 2010

cadmunky wrote: »

so, i got kicked out of an irish pub tonight for being too irish. ar maybe it was my roomie.

or maybe it was too many jameson's. im a wee bet fuzzy on the details. i shuld go back and clear this up.

this post works if you read it in a stereotypically irish accent

Cold Salmon and Hatred · April 2010

ZeroFill wrote: »

well the handle is now $33 locally which sucks because it used to be around $25

this 100 proof garbage was on sale so I figured I'd try it and now I have to suffer through 1.75 liters of it

there's no costco near enough to me anymore

jesus fucking christ

why is alcohol so expensive here

fuuck my life

spazmojack · April 2010

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

ZeroFill wrote: »

well the handle is now $33 locally which sucks because it used to be around $25

this 100 proof garbage was on sale so I figured I'd try it and now I have to suffer through 1.75 liters of it

there's no costco near enough to me anymore

jesus fucking christ

why is alcohol so expensive here

fuuck my life

just think of it as a means to an end, once you get through the first few, the rest is should come with low effort.

Nastyman · April 2010

So a beer at the ballpark today was $7.75. One bottle of beer $7.75. I drank 5 anyways because, shit, opening day.

Dead Legend · April 2010

Nastyman wrote: »

So a beer at the ballpark today was $7.75. One bottle of beer $7.75. I drank 5 anyways because, shit, opening day.

how does it feel getting fucked in the ass with a rusty pitchfork

i bet it is unpleasant

cadmunky · April 2010

Snowbeat wrote: »

cadmunky wrote: »

so, i got kicked out of an irish pub tonight for being too irish. ar maybe it was my roomie.

or maybe it was too many jameson's. im a wee bet fuzzy on the details. i shuld go back and clear this up.

this post works if you read it in a stereotypically irish accent

you really had to be there to hear the bartender, who is from edinburg, say to my roomie, "duffy, NO DUFFY, OUT WITH YA!".

Nastyman · April 2010

It feels good. It feels baseball good.

Swill · April 2010

spazmojack wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »

PBR

24oz can style

do you mean a tallboy

smug~~~

thx @ koshian+zombies for keeping it real in this thread

Dead Legend · April 2010

Swill wrote: »

spazmojack wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »

PBR

24oz can style

do you mean a tallboy

smug~~~

thx @ koshian+zombies for keeping it real in this thread

Frank, I love your sig.

ZeroFill · April 2010

Swill wrote: »

spazmojack wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »

PBR

24oz can style

do you mean a tallboy

smug~~~

thx @ koshian+zombies for keeping it real in this thread

PBR is real just like septic tanks are real

Burning Organ · April 2010

Heineken is the best beer that you still have a small chance of finding in stores here.

Nastyman · April 2010

Dos Equis. I've gotten teetotalers to taste it and it made them stop being teetotalers. Terrible things they are.

Dead Legend · April 2010

after drinking a case of dos equis, i discovered i am not qualified to drive a golf cart

Grey Ghost · April 2010

Dos Equis is not that great
It's not bad but it's just boring as hell

Dead Legend · April 2010

dos equis > corona

tecate > sol

Burning Organ · April 2010

Also, if any one wants to drink Finnish beer, go to Estonia. It's cheaper to buy it there than here. It still sucks though, no matter where you drink it.

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