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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Have you ever been drunk


    ON WEEED

    hope you like me barfing everywhere

    Do I ever!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    actually i do get drunk quicker if i smoke weed

    a couple of good hits and two or three pints will put me in a very chill place

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i've always heard it called cross fading

    i
    loved it

    It was pretty nice when I did it.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    yeah i got drunk waay quicker on weed+alcohol

    couple of bowls+ a few triples = me happy

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    GET CRUNK

    i smoked 1/5th of two dimes and it was delightful

    that's called 4 cents.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    There was one night where I couldn't sleep, so I took a shot of whiskey to see if that helped. Then I took six more because fuck yeah whiskey. ANd it worked! I managed to fall into a nice slumber.

    Then I woke up a few hours later drunk

    Waking up drunk is even worse than waking up hungover

    I was confused as shit for a minute or so because everything was moving and I thought it was an earthquake

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    b a dum tsh

    i am cross faded right. now.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    b a dum tsh

    i am cross faded right. now.

    fffffffuuuuuuuuu

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    guys i just want to share this with you again

    japan

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    God you're clever

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I get kinda drunk off like three beers, so weed+alcohol is a recipe for disaster

    flirtin with disaster

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    God you're clever

    i know you're being sarcastic but thank you

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    God you're clever

    i know you're being sarcastic but thank you

    <3

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    do you pop the collar on your salmon lacoste shirt whenever you explain this to people?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    do you pop the collar on your salmon lacoste shirt whenever you explain this to people?

    i hate the color 'salmon' and i hate polo shirts and no one as asked the name of my pipe because no one sees it because i am the only one who gets to use him

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I always called it getting "dry". Yeah I know, I'm a genius. Yes you can touch me.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i named my pipe pipe-eye
    because he's better when you put some greens in him

    do you pop the collar on your salmon lacoste shirt whenever you explain this to people?

    i hate the color 'salmon' and i hate polo shirts and no one as asked the name of my pipe because no one sees it because i am the only one who gets to use him

    Hescool.png

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    monroe i gotta organize this thing again and kick some asses into gear and we should do a beer garden i think

    beer and meats

    meats and beer

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am all about meats and beer


    might be the fact that I am scottish and german

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    or we can go to the upper west side to Bourbon Street and get fratboy crunk drunk off 50 cent Buds fuck yeah bro poppin this shit right here 8-)

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bro rape

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that bar is ridiculous

    it's a complete fratboy sausage fest before 12am

    and since Bud flows through me like water i pissed a bunch of times and at one point i am doing my thing at the urinal and a fratboy starts using the one next to me, turns his head to me and yells "AWW YEAHHH MAN PISSING FUCKING YEAH HI5"

    i did not give him a hi5

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuckin downer man

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    solidarity through urination

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Guys I am experiencing a powerful yearning for some beers because it's sunny out finally.

    Do I counteract the working out I'm going to do tonight by pouring beer on top of it, or do I abstain for another couple of days?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scarf down some somaek aww jeahh

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i need to find a place in new york that serves makgeolli and those pancakes - jeon i think?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The eggy pancakes? We're making hwajeon with our students on Friday for our unit on flowers, actually! My favourite street food is probably hoddeok or chestnuts.

    I don't like somaek though, because soju is disgusting. Pekh or oh-ship seju are waaay more delicious to me. But there's got to be a place in NYC that caters to any and all of your Korean booze and food needs!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am thinking that I will buy a bottle of liquor tomorrow.

    What should I get out of these choices (note that my price range will be $20-30 so if you have specific brands in that range, feel free to toss them out.)

    Gin. If Gin, should I go with London Dry or an American/Dutch Gin?
    Jameson (since Bushmills is for filthy Anglicans and I'm from a family so Catholic its almost an ethnicity)
    Vodka (the old standby, though I may need black bread and caviar to round it out)
    Blended Scotch (because I am not made of money and Johnny Red soothes the soul)

    Now, I've also been looking at the Canadians recently, and I can't make up my mind. I can't say I've ever had much Canadian whisky, would Crown Royal be a place to start?

    I am going to bed now, I look forward to your recommendations in the morning.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    if you're gonna get some gin try some beefeater

    or whatever it's called

    i always laugh when i see that

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Beefeater is tasty. London Gin is superior to all other gins.

    Fine, get your Jameson, we don't want you hogging the Bushmills anyway you papist

    Tito's Vodka is the shit

    J&B is good scotch. Plus you can watch Carpenter's "The Thing" and try to keep up with Kurt Russel and that's always a hilarious disaster

    Canadian whiskey is balls.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The eggy pancakes? We're making hwajeon with our students on Friday for our unit on flowers, actually! My favourite street food is probably hoddeok or chestnuts.

    I don't like somaek though, because soju is disgusting. Pekh or oh-ship seju are waaay more delicious to me. But there's got to be a place in NYC that caters to any and all of your Korean booze and food needs!

    i am under the impression that makgeolli/jeon joints are a thing in a korea

    popular with the youth and such

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want a Jack and Coke right about now.

    This apartment is dry as a bone.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh man I have hardly drank at all these last few weeks

    I had a week free of school and still didn't drink

    gonna have to go to town this week

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Let's say I have a 20 oz bottle of Coke that I want to Irish up a bit

    What's a good amount of whiskey to add, in your opinion

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Let's say I have a 20 oz bottle of Coke that I want to Irish up a bit

    What's a good amount of whiskey to add, in your opinion

    empty out the coke

    then add 20 oz of whiskey

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like the way you think

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you stop pouring the whiskey in when you can't tolerate the taste?

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    honestly I would say 1 part whiskey 2 parts coke is the norm for most people who are not fans of the taste of whiskey

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