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Chuck: Revenge of the Giant Blonde Shemale

The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
So there's this show called Chuck. Most people think it's about this guy named Chuck that has superpowers and such and had sexytimes with a lady spy from the CIA.

This couldn't be farther from the truth.

This show is about Jeff Barnes and Lester Patel. This show is about JEFFSTER.

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Here are a few segments from their Greatest Hits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nViWOd87oKY

SPOILERS FOR THE SEASON TWO FINALE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltX7yprxu0Y

JEFFSTER LIVE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9YA327N4k

SEASON THREE SPOILERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvVGVzDjHKo

Okay now here is a trailer from the upcoming feature film, "Jeffster."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ3I7spR83E

Rumors abound that in the coming weeks, Jeffster will return. NOBODY KNOWS WHEN. It's a secret.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jeffster is overrated

    Sarah, though

    dayum

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    JEFFSTER

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jeffster is great. I want a DVD of Jeffster videos.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So I'm gonna go ahead and say that was a fan-fucking-tastic episode.

  • humblehumble Registered User
    edited April 2010
    i will agree

    this episode was awesome

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Jeffster is overrated

    Sarah, though

    dayum

    And Ellie. :winky:

  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM YOU

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why is this on so late in Canadastan

  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This episode just left me with a goofy grin. I love this show so much, I can't understand how it is struggling for ratings.
    Spoiler:

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh Jeffster. Never change.

    Also a great episode tonight. Let's hope they don't find some way to screw everything up in 3 weeks.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Why is this on so late in Canadastan

    it was on at 8 here in ottaawaaa

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why is this on so late in Canadastan

    it was on at 8 here in ottaawaaa

    10 in Van. I've still gotta wait for another 10 min

  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So this was the original season finale right, like before they picked up another 6?

    I was grinning like an idiot by the end of it and now im really worried that the new season finale wont work nearly as well as an end to the series if it doesn't get picked back up.

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think the series could've ended right there and I would've been fine with it, but noooooooooooooo.

  • StationaryStationary Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well six more episodes is cool but that would have been a great series finale.

  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stationary wrote: »
    Well six more episodes is cool but that would have been a great series finale.

    Eh, seasons are best ended on a happy ending or a cliffhanger. If the show's in doubt about a next season, I don't want them to end on a cliffhanger (I'm too used to Fox) and I don't think 6 episodes is enough time to build up to a happy ending as good as last nights
    Spoiler:

    Guess we'll just have to see how they do it, but if they mess this up, I'll be pissed.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It was a true James Bond ending.

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I usually try to wait to watch Chuck with my wife, who works a lot of evenings, but as I had two episodes before last night's that I hadn't seen yet, I broke down and watched the last two and last night's episode all at once, and wow, I can't imagine how they can get this any better..

    I have been consistently impressed with the writers of this show pulling off each week as a great show and maintaining the classic goofy Chuck even though he is trained and more powerful now. They just work with it so perfectly!
    Spoiler:

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  • Every1talksEvery1talks Registered User
    edited April 2010
    GRMike wrote: »
    It was a true James Bond ending.

    Couldn't have said it any better! Each episode that airs gets better and better.

    Gaming, Podcasting and Chuck. Could life get any better? Maybe! Chuck out WWW.WEHEARTCHUCK.COM
  • <:__)~&lt;:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    can't wait 3 weeks :(

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So if we assume that one season equals one year in the show's timeline, it's been at least three years since Chuck's gotten laid, right? And now he's going to the smokingly hot Sarah Walker, who probably knows all sorts of tricks.

    Dude's gonna bust in like fifteen seconds.

    And that's doubly wasteful, since "I just saved your life" sex is off the chain. When it lasts longer than it would take to open a can of pringles, anyway.

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So if we assume that one season equals one year in the show's timeline, it's been at least three years since Chuck's gotten laid, right? And now he's going to the smokingly hot Sarah Walker, who probably knows all sorts of tricks.

    Dude's gonna bust in like fifteen seconds.

    And that's doubly wasteful, since "I just saved your life" sex is off the chain. When it lasts longer than it would take to open a can of pringles, anyway.

    Nah it's assumed he got to bang his 3 episode girlfriend a few weeks ago. So he should be good for about 20 seconds.

    I need a new sig.

    I also need beer.
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yeah he had sex with Hannah earlier this season.

    Also didn't he hook up with his ex briefly when she came back? I am totally blanking on her name but she was played by the smoking hot Jordana Brewster.

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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    That episode was stupid.

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    It was just awful.
    Spoiler:

  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    yeah he had sex with Hannah earlier this season.

    Also didn't he hook up with his ex briefly when she came back? I am totally blanking on her name but she was played by the smoking hot Jordana Brewster.

    jill

  • Lithium SpadeLithium Spade Registered User
    edited April 2010
    It was just awful.
    Spoiler:

    If you were complaining about the small leaps of logic required to believe that, then I doubt you could ever have been a fan of Chuck at all...

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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, real fans love plotholes. I'm just not liking it hard enough.

  • CenturionCenturion Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's not what he's saying. He's saying plotholes have been all over Chuck forever, so why complain about this particular episode?

  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    Why not? They were particularly egregious. The show has made great strides with it's plot movement problems, but the next step is making the spy world vaguely plausible even within its own boundaries. Characters simply turning evil without a plausible reason is bad writing, and the absurdities of the last few episodes are out of character even for a light show.

  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If I wasn't able to get used to Chuck treating spying like it is fundamentally some kind of weird club where we all hang out together with interspersed moments where it is serious business, I wouldn't have gotten past three or so episodes of it.

  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    "this bill is thicker than my copy of atlas shrugged" is also the clumsiest line in any show in recent memory.

  • Lithium SpadeLithium Spade Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Why not? They were particularly egregious. The show has made great strides with it's plot movement problems, but the next step is making the spy world vaguely plausible even within its own boundaries. Characters simply turning evil without a plausible reason is bad writing, and the absurdities of the last few episodes are out of character even for a light show.
    Spoiler:

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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2010
    now why do you think I might have put that in spoilers son

  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yah, I don't see Shaw's actions as being unbelievable.
    Spoiler:

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  • CenturionCenturion Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why not? They were particularly egregious.

    I disagree.
    Spoiler:

    Overall plotholes were as usual for me in this episode, but with spades of awesome to cover them up.
    Spoiler:

  • Lithium SpadeLithium Spade Registered User
    edited April 2010
    now why do you think I might have put that in spoilers son

    Oops. My bad. Sorted now.

    Anyway it sucks you didn't enjoy it. I was pretty much smiling all the way through, and the preview for the last six episodes look awesome, old style Team Bartowski!

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  • Arch Guru XXArch Guru XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    "this bill is thicker than my copy of atlas shrugged" is also the clumsiest line in any show in recent memory.

    Yeah, I kinda cringed at that. She didn't seem entirely comfortable with the reading of that line.

    That said, I can't really agree with the rest of your critique - the plot holes didn't strike me as any bigger than normal.

    I'm actually curious to see if along with his extra spy skills Chuck grows a pair regarding how he is sometimes treated by the governement (maybe he tried to leverage his intersect status in season 1? I didn't see it). After the 50th time of getting yelled at by someone and told he wasn't a 'real spy' I feel like the ground was ripe for an outburst along the lines of: 'Do you know who I am? I'm the intersect, motherfucker! You need me, not the other way around! Now get me some goddam waffles!'

    I probably only mention the waffles because I'm huingry, but I stand by the rest. The governement has done a lot for Chiuck, but he's also taken a ton of crap from them. At some point I'll like to see him be a total dick about it, though admittedly it would be tough to keep that in-character.

    Should have been a rock star.
  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, there was that point, y'know, in the pilot, when he said something like "You need me. I don't need you."

    I think that was in the pilot, because that's when they put Casey in as the new Buy-More employee and install Sarah across the street.

    Really though, the biggest plot hole in the show is how Sarah's cover can afford such a fancy car and apartment with the pathetic salary she'd have to make working somewhere like the Orange Orange.

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