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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Silly Jehovah's Witnesses Betta Get Off My Lawn", by Po

A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
edited April 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Post: Silly Jehovah's Witnesses Betta Get Off My Lawn
Forum: Social Entropy++
Assigned Moderators: WhipstitchZombie, Larlar, Bogey, Knob, potatoe, Orikaeshigitae

Posted by: Pony
Original Content:
Jigrah wrote: »
Ubik wrote: »
If anyone on the street tries to start talking to me about religion I just say "I've already found peace in my lord savior jesus christ" because that's usually what they're getting at

I've become so conflicted on this, by saying I found jesus I am being evasive, and letting deceit take care of an inconvenience. Is this right? Am I acting with integrity?

I think of this kind of stuff at night.

between date-rapes, you mean

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ahahahahahaha

    Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

    Does this equal the tube <-> hitler burn? If it doesn't, it comes damn close

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm assuming this person has been involved in date rapes, otherwise it just comes off as a random insinuation.

  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    Kreutz wrote: »
    I'm assuming this person has been involved in date rapes, otherwise it just comes off as a random insinuation.

    No I just reported it randoml-yes he has date raped.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Kreutz wrote: »
    I'm assuming this person has been involved in date rapes, otherwise it just comes off as a random insinuation.

    No I just reported it randoml-yes he has date raped.

    Ahahahahahahahaha

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i need some tacos for this burnsauce.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    While it's a wicked burn I can't bring myself to awesome date rape.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, date rape isn't really something to laugh at.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Like actually got arrested for date rape or what? Because either way this is less 'lol' then creepy as fuck.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    basically he has admitted to what amounts to date rape

    he's never been arrested, though

    Jigrah remains at large

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, I guess I didn't count on the guy being proud enough to detail his own date rape story in his sig.

    My bad. I'm still not rating the post because I don't want my stars associated with sociopaths.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In context it's pretty funny I guess, but I had to work too hard to get the context

    2 stars

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  • agoajagoaj Pik-at-this MeleeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So this is the penny-arcade forums afterschool special?

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    In context it's pretty funny I guess, but I had to work too hard to get the context

    2 stars

    you had to...read a post?

    does double clicking on an icon on your desktop cause you to have to stop and take a hit off an inhaler?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    In context it's pretty funny I guess, but I had to work too hard to get the context

    2 stars

    you had to...read a post?

    does double clicking on an icon on your desktop cause you to have to stop and take a hit off an inhaler?

    The context is that he's apparently a date rapist, which I too did not know.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    In context it's pretty funny I guess, but I had to work too hard to get the context

    2 stars

    you had to...read a post?

    does double clicking on an icon on your desktop cause you to have to stop and take a hit off an inhaler?

    The context is that he's apparently a date rapist, which I too did not know.

    Yeah, it's still an in-joke with the context not being in the OP.

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    How do people not know this

    I mean

    This is getting to ege02/Obs territory here

    I read SE++ once in a blue moon and I was well aware at this point Jigrah is a date rapist

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Is it true that ege left the forum because no one would stop talking about the rape thing?

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is it true that ege left the forum because no one would stop talking about the rape thing?

    Yes

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Parental Unit RemulakRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I barely hang out in SE++ and this was really amusing to me

    Four stars for you my good man

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  • Chia MountainChia Mountain Registered User
    edited April 2010
    4 stars. All this dark humor is making want to watch some Louis C.K. standup.

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  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    How do people not know this

    I mean

    This is getting to ege02/Obs territory here

    I read SE++ once in a blue moon and I was well aware at this point Jigrah is a date rapist

    Hold on, what did Obs do?

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kreutz wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    How do people not know this

    I mean

    This is getting to ege02/Obs territory here

    I read SE++ once in a blue moon and I was well aware at this point Jigrah is a date rapist

    Hold on, what did Obs do?

    I more meant aware of Obs

    His presence

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pfffahahaha

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking hilarious

    every jigrah post should be followed up by a reminder that he is a serial rapist

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well we don't know that he's a serial rapist, but I think it's safe to assume so.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
    fucking hilarious

    every jigrah post should be followed up by a reminder that he is a serial rapist

    Just throwing out a for instance here, such as his signature?

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The best part is what probably actually went down wasn't date rape. He just isn't too bright and nobody likes him so he made it sound like he did and everybody ran with it.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    from what I've read of it, it wasn't date rape, just drunken idiots fucking

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yeah, date rape isn't really something to laugh at.

    Unless you play Yakety-sax over it.

    Maybe the Benny Hill theme.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Falx wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yeah, date rape isn't really something to laugh at.

    Unless you play Yakety-sax over it.

    Maybe the Benny Hill theme.

    Aren't those both the same song?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
  • SpacemilkSpacemilk Registered User
    edited April 2010
    from what I've read of it, it wasn't date rape, just drunken idiots fucking
    Uhh there's definitely a creepy element in there... this is my first time reading his story, but he "copped a feel" to tell she wasn't wearing panties? Creepy McCreeperston right there. And after he did that, she explicitly said "no sex tonight" but he still couldn't keep it in his pants? I'd expect the same amount of self-control from a 2-year-old. Also I feel like the story-ender of "Bam, sexytimes" probably doesn't capture exactly what happened.

    Ugh I feel sick now. People try to justify this shit? And he's got it sigged?

    Ugh.

    edit: I didn't actually know the context til I read further into this thread, maybe link to his sig with a quick explanation in the context? I'd've given the thread a 2 before I knew the context, now it's a solid 4.

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was going to four star this burn but the thread that has ensued has caused me to bump it to five.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Falx wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yeah, date rape isn't really something to laugh at.

    Unless you play Yakety-sax over it.

    Maybe the Benny Hill theme.

    This is my favorite post.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spacemilk wrote: »
    from what I've read of it, it wasn't date rape, just drunken idiots fucking
    Uhh there's definitely a creepy element in there... this is my first time reading his story, but he "copped a feel" to tell she wasn't wearing panties? Creepy McCreeperston right there. And after he did that, she explicitly said "no sex tonight" but he still couldn't keep it in his pants? I'd expect the same amount of self-control from a 2-year-old. Also I feel like the story-ender of "Bam, sexytimes" probably doesn't capture exactly what happened.

    Ugh I feel sick now. People try to justify this shit? And he's got it sigged?

    Ugh.

    edit: I didn't actually know the context til I read further into this thread, maybe link to his sig with a quick explanation in the context? I'd've given the thread a 2 before I knew the context, now it's a solid 4.

    like I said, I'm extrapolating from what I've read of it, which is not the epic detailed in his sig, because I don't care enough

    since he has it in his sig, I can only imagine he's proud of it, which is disgusting no matter what

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm sure he is proud of it, but acts like he's trying to explain himself to people from accusations. I can imagine him fist-bumping his pals in real life. "SWEET DATE-RAPE, BRO"

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  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If it wasn't for date rape, he'd never get laid.
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    I'm sure he is proud of it, but acts like he's trying to explain himself to people from accusations. I can imagine him fist-bumping his pals in real life. "SWEET DATE-RAPE, BRO"

    This seems appropriate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

    Edit: also I realize the irony of someone with a Knives avvie joking about rape

    Kreutz wrote: »
    If it wasn't for date rape, he'd never get laid.
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    Oh god you're so right

    Best ska song ever.ever

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yeah, date rape isn't really something to laugh at.

    Unless you play Yakety-sax over it.

    Maybe the Benny Hill theme.

    Aren't those both the same song?

    Well see now I know that.

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    .

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kreutz wrote: »
    If it wasn't for date rape, he'd never get laid.
    Spoiler:

    That's because Sublime is awful.

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