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  • dexterdexter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    or maybe he just liked the way you were put together ;)

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's likely. He probably recognized me from my recent spread in Purty Mouf Monthly.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Siddhartha Gautama is Buddha

    We're all Buddha.

    and we are

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is Buddhism a religion?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    your mom is a religion
    because she's easy to get into and all about little boys

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    The greatest scam in history is the Pen Fifteen club.

    Greatest. Scam. Ever.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The greatest scam in history is the Pen Fifteen club.

    Greatest. Scam. Ever.

    you still waiting for your membership?

  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The greatest scam in history is the Pen Fifteen club.

    Greatest. Scam. Ever.

    I am intrigued, and wish to join your club. Tell me how to join, and I will jot down the procedure using this indelible marker I have right here.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I only read the first page of this thread.

    Did trent get to fuck any tits yet?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    He's a pornithologist, that's for certain.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trent doesn't get to fuck anyone

    it's one of newton's laws

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cousin.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    he didn't even get to fuck his cousin!

    he got cubonered

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    einstein's law of relativistic cock blocking

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He fucked that one demon chick

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He fucked that one demon chick

    Wait what

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wish I knew where that post went

    It was a good post

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • duonguyenduonguyen Registered User
    edited April 2010
    So I bought 4 tickets to a local theme park (Wonderland) off the internet from a local discount forum (redflagdeals) at what I thought was a reasonable price. Two of my friends back out so I scalp the tickets to a lovely couple.

    Turns out the tickets were bought with stolen credit cards. After talking to the cops I got let go no charge, but banned from the park. I did get my money back from the guy I bought the tickets from.

    Was this a scam?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    why are you asking? do you really not know the answer?

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User
    edited April 2010
    About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.

    My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.

    At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.

    I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.

    My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.

    At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.

    I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.

    It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.

    I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    If you win this shiny fiddle made of gold, but if you lose the devil gets your soul.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He fucked that one demon chick

    Wait what

    I think he fucked this girl and she later (or during sex) started to sound like she was possessed. Like, a really deep, scratchy voice etc.

  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Actually that reminds me of a strange sexual episode I had the other night. First time in a long time gettin' laid and you know how sometimes they go, "I'm gonna cum...uh..uh I'm gonna cum!" Well she starts off with that and then all of a sudden looks down at me and says

    RIGHT NOW

    But like in a demon voice.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Terrendos wrote: »
    It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.

    I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?

    Good question, I'm not sure. I would think not, unless the guy kept coming back repeatedly.

    I mean, it's not illegal to beg for money, and I'm sure lots of bums ask for money for "food" then spend it on booze/drugs... but I don't think you can give money to a bum then follow them to the liquor store and have them arrested.

    Again though, not positive on that. Maybe that's not a comparable analogy.

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That made me laugh a bunch for some reason

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010

    Excellent.


    Also, anyone try to get sold a spot in the Who's Who books in high school? Super scam right there.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Terrendos wrote: »
    About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.

    My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.

    At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.

    I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.

    It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.

    I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?

    you tell me what crime he committed

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you can't arrest someone for asking for money

    mostly

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    rane will you give me some money?

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i'll give you some money all the way to prison

    wait that doesn't make sense



    okay no

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    rane will you give me some penis































    money

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you're in luck

    i have some penis money freshly minted

    today's theme is Brazilian-looking bellend fivers

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Terrendos wrote: »
    About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.

    My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.

    At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.

    I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.

    It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.

    I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?

    you tell me what crime he committed

    Do I look like a lawyer to you?

    Also, would it be illegal to fire your gun off into the air as a response to his asking for money/stepping onto your property? Let's say it's a reasonable person and therefore the gun is loaded with blanks.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    terrendos how much stupid juice have you drank tonight?

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jesus Christ dude. Just say no and tell him to leave. You only need to even think of calling the cops if he won't go away. And you only need to even think about using a gun if he is threatening you or your family. Guns aren't fucking toys.

    Edit: and loading the gun with blanks is an even worse idea because then they think you have a gun and what if they happen to actually have a gun on them? Then they have a gun and you don't.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    terrendos how much stupid juice have you drank tonight?

    well he found it

    so it would've been rude not to polish off the whole bottle

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    terrendos how much stupid juice have you drank tonight?

    well he found it

    so it would've been rude not to polish off the whole bottle

    Racist

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