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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Also ICP is becoming an internet meme because they just released a music video that is so far past stupid that it is almost cognitively impossible to believe they aren't trolling.

    Which one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs[url]

    What the fuck. I could have sworn ICP did hard music I didn't like back in the late 90s. Now they are rapping about kittens, rainbows, and the magic of the world? Did they find jesus?
    The Wraith: Shangri-La is the eighth studio album by Insane Clown Posse.
    ...

    In the album's final track, "Thy Unveiling", Joseph Bruce revealed that the hidden message of their music was always to follow God and make it to Heaven.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    It's not really about the lists, Cow.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote: »
    They had this concept thing going on where each album represents something regarding the Devil and Hell and once they do "the final album" they would reveal the big deal about being a Juggalo and shit.

    Well they did the album and it was all "Psyche. We're all a bunch of Christians and you should be nice to each other." Or something, I dunno.

    Is this true?

    If it is, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Also ICP is becoming an internet meme because they just released a music video that is so far past stupid that it is almost cognitively impossible to believe they aren't trolling.

    Which one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs[url]

    What the fuck. I could have sworn ICP did hard music I didn't like back in the late 90s. Now they are rapping about kittens, rainbows, and the magic of the world? Did they find jesus?
    The Wraith: Shangri-La is the eighth studio album by Insane Clown Posse.
    ...

    In the album's final track, "Thy Unveiling", Joseph Bruce revealed that the hidden message of their music was always to follow God and make it to Heaven.

    Ahaha oh man that is hilarious.

    It's like a whole bunch of silly geese across the world got punked at the same time.

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Also ICP is becoming an internet meme because they just released a music video that is so far past stupid that it is almost cognitively impossible to believe they aren't trolling.

    Which one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs[url]

    What the fuck. I could have sworn ICP did hard music I didn't like back in the late 90s. Now they are rapping about kittens, rainbows, and the magic of the world? Did they find jesus?
    The Wraith: Shangri-La is the eighth studio album by Insane Clown Posse.
    ...

    In the album's final track, "Thy Unveiling", Joseph Bruce revealed that the hidden message of their music was always to follow God and make it to Heaven.

    Even all that stuff about murdering women!

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    And of course there is no hot water. :x

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    japan wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    They had this concept thing going on where each album represents something regarding the Devil and Hell and once they do "the final album" they would reveal the big deal about being a Juggalo and shit.

    Well they did the album and it was all "Psyche. We're all a bunch of Christians and you should be nice to each other." Or something, I dunno.

    Is this true?

    If it is, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

    This is true.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I will always give props to cracked.com for they introduced me to the KillDozer story and gave me a goal to strive for should everything go south.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular

    I read a few more lists on the website to give them a second chance and I will say I agree with Nocturne that some are interesting but they just aren't that funny.

    Seanbaby and Swaim are the best, gladstone is also funny, but seems to be on vacation or something.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    ICP wrote:
    BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?!
    What are you trying to do to me?
    You wasn't true to me
    When I was locked up you fucked something like 34 guys
    (Rrrghh!) But I let that slide
    'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat
    I wanted to FUCK THAT
    But FUCK THAT
    I never gave a FUCK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?)
    And gave me genital warts
    Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees
    I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
    (Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I'ma be like BITCH!
    (Ha ha!)You know you done fucked up, right?

    Be good and find Jesus, guys!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sheep wrote: »
    Picture time!
    Spoiler:

    Forgot Spoiler tag.

    homemade mayo is baller, sheep

    what kind of oil did you use?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Fuck him up, preach. Send a message.

    No abdhy, we must not physically assault the mentally challenged, we need to embrace them.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Yep, inside. Though someone can see me.
    It's Toby.
    He's a cat.

    His name is Kunta Kittay.

    this deserves to be liberated from the shackles of spoilers

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Ah, there's nothing like writing an 11-page-long response to a reviewer to make you feel better at the end of the day.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Fuck him up, preach. Send a message.

    No abdhy, we must not physically assault the mentally challenged, we need to embrace them.

    I'm pretty sure they'll arrest you for that.

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
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    See this guy?

    He used to teach 7th grade Biology and Zoology. He was weird. Soft spoken. And he hit on the 15 year old cheerleaders. The fact that he's trying to be Billy Ray Cyrus is hilarious.

    www.shaneprather.com

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    http://www.shaneprather.com/id20.html


    I love how they won't put a birth year on any of his info. Like the guy hasn't been all molesty in the first place.

    When people talk about "alcohol" and "rape", they're referring to this guy.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Fuck him up, preach. Send a message.

    No abdhy, we must not physically assault the mentally challenged, we need to embrace them.

    the old "sex will sway them" method. ingenious.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Note to self: Always check take out containers for a foil lining before reheating in the microwave.

    Though, on the bright side the hot wings were definitely

    8-)

    Burnin' hot.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I will always give props to cracked.com for they introduced me to the KillDozer story and gave me a goal to strive for should everything go south.

    I knew about that because I live in colorado vaguely near that town.

    My plan if everything goes south is to start living in a shack in the woods. I would tranq squirrels and then put them in shipping boxes and shake them up until they are all angry and then mail them to people. I would call myself the Uni-squirreler and write a whole squirrel related manifesto. Either people open the boxes and get pissed squirrels or dead squirrels. Either way I would consider it a win.

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    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Fuck him up, preach. Send a message.

    No abdhy, we must not physically assault the mentally challenged, we need to embrace them.

    I'm pretty sure they'll arrest you for that.

    Look passer... your harshing my vibe here, if you're going to take away forced sexual interaction I don't know what I'll have left, I mean other than a massive pubic bush and gardening fetish.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Apparently when my sister was in high school WAAAAAYYYY back in the 80s her chemistry teacher was a perv that would wear a belt with a buckle that said 'You know you want it'.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Thank you Will, I thought it was a decent joke.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Note to self: Always check take out containers for a foil lining before reheating in the microwave.

    Though, on the bright side the hot wings were definitely

    8-)

    Burnin' hot.

    YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Picture time!
    Spoiler:

    Forgot Spoiler tag.

    homemade mayo is baller, sheep

    what kind of oil did you use?

    Peanut Oil!

    The avocado wasn't quite at the right ripeness so it had a fairly strong nutty flavor. I've never made mayo with peanut oil, so I figured maybe the mayo would have a nutty flavor as well and the two would work well.

    Well it just tasted like regular mayo. But it was still good.

    Usually I just use safflower and extra virgin olive oil.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Note to self: Always check take out containers for a foil lining before reheating in the microwave.

    Though, on the bright side the hot wings were definitely

    8-)

    Burnin' hot.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Damn Preacher.

    Damn.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    See? Here's a great example as to why ICP, even with all of their terrible, are still better people than Republicans and the Tea Party.

    See how they outright denounce the guy? Yeah.

    If it was a Republican it would be all, "Well, what he did was wrong, but really, If those guys weren't acting like they were then this guy wouldn't have gotten the notion in his head to begin with!"

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I will make a pancetta and muenster melt instead.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Note to self: Always check take out containers for a foil lining before reheating in the microwave.

    Though, on the bright side the hot wings were definitely

    8-)

    Burnin' hot.
    were they on fire

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular

    Fuck, I can't argue with that. You're right, school does sound more practical. There just is not a single film program here I can get into that is good.

    I don't mean to rain on your parade. Where are you right now/how far are you willing to travel to school? Is there a price range you just can't afford? What is holding you back from going? (if you dont mind me asking, just trying to see if I can help offer insight)

    Right now I still live at home, getting one shift a week at work, looking for more work (admittedly half-heartedly), living in Toronto. What's getting in my way right now is that a) I am broke; b) my portfolio is really lacking, I lost out on a chance to collect what little I worked on in highschool (didn't realize Film was the thing for me until my last semester), and any chance to make more is dependent on me getting the equipment to make it. Two schools I applied to asked for written examples of my work, but also for photographs/graphic design work, which I don't have - I figured I could study screen-writing, as creative writing is where I've excelled, as I'm not a photographer, and those things are what I thought I'd learn at Film school; c) the best school in the Province (as far as I'm concerned) for Film had 100 openings, and apparently I made it into the final 200 and no further. Competing for spots were people who'd already completed film programs elsewhere, and others with years of experience interning/employed at broadcasting companies; d) any other schools would require me leaving the Province, which at my current salary I cannot afford.

    That's a tough situation. I understand your position more right now. My biggest piece of advice is don't be spending your money on equipment right now. I was a screenwriting major, so I got to forgo the cost of a lot of post-processing, etc. Did you apply to York? I applied and didn't get it. It's an intense program, and the fact that you made it into the top 200 for a school like that is a good sign that you shouldn't give up just yet. What is your timetable like? Could you perhaps pay to take a few video/writing workshops and meet some people there, and also build a portfolio?

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Fuck him up, preach. Send a message.

    No abdhy, we must not physically assault the mentally challenged, we need to embrace them.

    I'm pretty sure they'll arrest you for that.

    Look passer... your harshing my vibe here, if you're going to take away forced sexual interaction I don't know what I'll have left, I mean other than a massive pubic bush and gardening fetish.

    I'm not saying don't rape at all, I'm saying don't rape retards.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    So I think I'm going to break down and try a CoH trial tonight after I get off of work. This isn't bad guys, right? I mean, things could be worse?
    CoH is a ton of fun for a couple of weeks.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm not saying don't rape at all, I'm saying don't rape retards.

    Is it rape if they are brain dead though?

    I mean, I can't 'rape' a baked potato, it's just a vegetable.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Kagera wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm not saying don't rape at all, I'm saying don't rape retards.

    Is it rape if they are brain dead though?

    I mean, I can't 'rape' a baked potato, it's just a vegetable.

    Might as well go with necrophilia at that point.

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    God damn. Huffington Post.

    First you tell me that I'm terrible for not being a slut and now you're telling me that Sandra Lee isn't evil?

    What is wrong with you, Arianna?

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So I think I'm going to break down and try a CoH trial tonight after I get off of work. This isn't bad guys, right? I mean, things could be worse?
    CoH is a ton of fun for a couple of weeks.

    I guess being a superhero for a couple of weeks will help me take my mind off of the impending doom in my life. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Than. I never did believe all the terrible things everyone in here says about you.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sheep wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Picture time!
    Spoiler:

    Forgot Spoiler tag.

    homemade mayo is baller, sheep

    what kind of oil did you use?

    Peanut Oil!

    The avocado wasn't quite at the right ripeness so it had a fairly strong nutty flavor. I've never made mayo with peanut oil, so I figured maybe the mayo would have a nutty flavor as well and the two would work well.

    Well it just tasted like regular mayo. But it was still good.

    Usually I just use safflower and extra virgin olive oil.

    it almost seems a shame though to go through all the trouble of making homemade mayo and not adding some kind of herb. thyme works well, and probably tarragon too. at least parsley for gods sakes!

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