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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.
    my mother has done the same
    my parents have also refused to send in the census form

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.
    my mother has done the same
    my parents have also refused to send in the census form

    The census is how the space jew lizards gain power of attorney over you and gives them the space rights to conduct ground rainbow experiments on you.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.

    Several of my friends have asked me this and expressed general disbelief in evolution. The sad thing is some of them are pretty smart and more than a few are biology majors. Deep down I know they know its true, but it's some sort of weird mix of pride and religious beliefs that stop them from just admitting it.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just.. I can't... I need a minute.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    my parents have also refused to send in the census form

    Did they give a reason?

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My grandma doesn't believe in evolution. But she believes in ghosts and the devil. I just smile and nod when she mentions any of these subjects.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    My grandma doesn't believe in evolution. But she believes in ghosts and the devil. I just smile and nod when she mentions any of these subjects.

    Ask her if she believes in robots and Elvis.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    My grandma doesn't believe in evolution. But she believes in ghosts and the devil. I just smile and nod when she mentions any of these subjects.

    Ask her if she believes in robots and Elvis.

    What if I only believe in Robot-Elvi?

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  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.

    Me too. The really annoying thing was that he had the gall to be annoyed when I started explaining it to him. Eventually he just called me a liar and stormed off.
    I'm pretty sure conspiracy theorists don't actually want answers. Answers ruin a perfectly good conspiracy theory.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I actually cheered when i saw that Buzz Aldrin video, and i'm pretty sure every other sane person did as well.

    All these theories are based on a fundamental lie about humanity, which is that we could plan and carry off things of this size without fucking anything up, or anyone dropping the ball.

    From my brief time on this planet, it's pretty clear that no matter how hard we try, we always fuck things up.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    It fits perfectly!*

    *when you warp the sides and squish everything together

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFvuR4oTBpc


    (ahahaha I just had to type 'rainbows in water' in the address bar and it took me right to that video)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    So...the water just hid underneath or did dinosaurs pee the oceans into existence?

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't breathe! He's so smug about it! Oh god!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfgkm0eBGsc

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?

    hearing this question never fails to hurt my brain

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    sweet christ somebody hold me

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.
    my mother has done the same
    my parents have also refused to send in the census form

    The census is how the space jew lizards gain power of attorney over you and gives them the space rights to conduct ground rainbow experiments on you.
    my mother actually is an attorney :|

    e: they didn't want to give out their INFORMATION, geek

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My favorite video ever, especially if you ever witness how bananas came about and how some primates eat bananas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

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  • JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wow. These conspiracy theories are amazing. A trend I've noticed in my little chunk of Canada is a general resentment of Catholicism and fundamentalism but I still here this stuff all the time. My friend's girl got him into that whole moonlanding business and I've met several flat earth believers. It's like we're stuck in some kind of horrible sceptical vacuum where all ideas are false.

    Also: go Canada Arm. That's all we need in space.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Expanding earth?

    Oh jesus christ my head.

    I'm bleeding out the nose.

    Oh god....

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    My favorite video ever, especially if you ever witness how bananas came about and how some primates eat bananas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

    Am I watching an infomercial?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    My favorite conspiracy theory is when my high school social studies teacher told us his theory on JFK.

    What it basically boiled down to is Oswald shot, the Secret Service jumped up in response to the gunshot, the car behind JFK slammed on the breaks, a Secret Service dude who stood up facing the rear of the car fell over backwards and whoops, accidentally ventilated the president's brain.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    My favorite video ever, especially if you ever witness how bananas came about and how some primates eat bananas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

    Yes, I love this video.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My favorite video ever, especially if you ever witness how bananas came about and how some primates eat bananas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

    Am I watching an infomercial?

    An infomercial for JESUS.

    Act now, space in Heaven is limited!

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    My grandma doesn't believe in evolution. But she believes in ghosts and the devil. I just smile and nod when she mentions any of these subjects.

    Ask her if she believes in robots and Elvis.
    The truth is that I actually feel sorry for her. Her side of the family is pretty... messed up.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I wanna see that guy explain a pineapple.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    sweet christ somebody hold me

    So... where did the oceans come from? Or where were they when the planet was so small?

    I can't believe I'm crediting this enough to even ask.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I saw the link and I thought, wait, the earth growing? What, from meteors and shit? Ok, sure, a little. Then I watched. You mean you don't believe in plate tectonics. D: :lol: :x

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My favorite video ever, especially if you ever witness how bananas came about and how some primates eat bananas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

    Am I watching an infomercial?

    An infomercial for JESUS.

    Act now, space in Heaven is limited!

    Pineapple, of course, is the devil's fruit.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I wanna see that guy explain a pineapple.

    satan

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    sweet christ somebody hold me

    So... where did the oceans come from? Or where were they when the planet was so small?

    I can't believe I'm crediting this enough to even ask.
    There are three explanations those guys give:

    1.) The water was always there and receded into basins when the planet grew.

    2.) The atmosphere and water were "outgassed from the interior".

    3.) New matter gets constantly created inside the earth, including rock and water.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I wanna see that guy explain a pineapple.

    satan

    The Satan Apple fits perfectly up the ass of a pedophile homosexual and has been proven via the bible to cause cancer in heathens.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This hurts my brain too much, but if you want to watch it, go ahead.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_jRcZx6LCA

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    3.) New matter gets constantly created inside the earth, including rock and water.

    ahahaha

    aahahahaha
    Spoiler:

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just love how smug these people are. "Those silly atheists." The sheer ignorance of that peanut butter argument just baffles me.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

    you release the tiger

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