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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

    I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

    you release the lions

    obviously

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

    I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

    Never let this woman go.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

    you release the bear

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

    I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

    Never let this woman go.

    But who will I take to my banana church?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana

    you release the tiger

    then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him

    you have now rendered him helpless

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    The first 25 seconds of the peanut butter video are causing me physical pain.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    sniptube

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

    I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

    Never let this woman go.

    Put springy snakes inside a jar of peanut butter and wait for her to make a sandwich.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1

    I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.

    I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.

    Never let this woman go.

    But who will I take to my banana church?

    Stick the banana into a jar of peanut butter and you get 3 wishes from god.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how do you defend yourself against a theist armed with a banana
    That ones easy.

    Now what do you do if he has a pointed stick?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

    That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

    The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So one Christmas I was giving my then-girlfriend a ride home from college for the holidays. Her parents lived about halfway between us and my parents, so I crashed on their couch and continued on in the morning. I'd been dating this girl for several months, but this was the first time I'd met her mom.

    My girlfriend went to take a shower, leaving me alone with her mom in the kitchen while she fixed dinner. Since the conversation was made up entirely of lulls at this point, I picked up a packet from the table to examine it. The little brother had apparently gone on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and brought back a packet of sea monkeys billing themselves as "Trilobites: Pets From the Age of the Dinosaurs!"

    She glanced over her shoulder and laughed when she saw what I was looking at. "Isn't that funny?"

    I was about to agree that selling brine shrimp as a species that had gone extinct millions of years ago was indeed pretty ballsy when she continued. "Of course all animals are from the age of the dinosaurs."

    If anybody had been looking directly at my face, I'm pretty sure they could have seen the Hitchcock zoom.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.

    The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.
    Sandwich, I trusted you!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

    That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

    On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.

    That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.

    On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.

    I would kill for one of those editions.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    but trilobites weren't around during the age of the dinosaurs!

    that story is full of scientific inaccuracies

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I was looking up the movies kirk cameron has been in and WOAH WAIT UP NOWDisney_-_You_Lucky_Dog.jpg

    I REMEMBER THAT

    I REMEMBER DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIES

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't post a list of theories!

    OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jesse Ventura has a conspiracy TV show?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAM55nojDA

    Edit- Koshian :o D: (I swear that link took me to a list of conspiracy theory movies before. The government must be behind this!)

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    here, let me help
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    oh man, Zenon

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

    It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I also own an ammonite fossil with attached tentacles. I know it's not a forgery because I found it myself in a plate of Solnhofen limestone. I almost broke it the last time I handled it. I'm a clumsy motherfucker. I also once lost a coin from the age of Louis XIV under a vending machine. I'm not making this up.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    here, let me help
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    oh man, Zenon

    I fuckin LOVED Zenon!

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.

    It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.
    Thanks. It looks and feels very real. But I've been mistrustful ever since my first biology teacher told me twelve years ago that it's probably fake.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    isn't there one that says crude oil is formed deep in the Earth's mantle independent of organic matter?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what
    there's going to be a High School Musical 4
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh man

    Halloweentown
    Phantom of the Megaplex

    Having a nostalgia overload over here

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    look at some of these fucking posters

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    what
    there's going to be a High School Musical 4
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Like

    With different actors or...

    College Musical?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    KOSHIAN

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've always thought that it's a strange concept that vampires have elongated canines. Do they magically grow after they've died?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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