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Who gives a fuck about Captain America, let's talk about Penthouse Comix!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    what's so cool about moon knight

    Optimus Prime imitated him

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moonknight was my favorite from Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moonknight was my favorite from Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

    he kicked serious ass
    that ricocheting crescent disc attack of his was extremely helpful

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    there is only one character in all of comics that is objectively bad in every conceievable way

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    there is only one character in all of comics that is objectively bad in every conceievable way

    Shriek?

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    there is only one character in all of comics that is objectively bad in every conceievable way

    carnage?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Carnage

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    antimatter got it

    it is shriek

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    carnage is cool in a early-90s over the top todd mcfarlane kind of way

    you need to be wearing zubaz pants and drive a brat to appreciate him

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What about Haunt

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    no

    there is nothing cool about Carnage

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well, he's red


    I really liked venom and carnage as a kid

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No don't get me wrong

    There is not a single carnage story worth a damn at all ever

    But there is potential for something there

    There is nothing good about Shriek

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No don't get me wrong

    There is not a single carnage story worth a damn at all ever

    But there is potential for something there

    this is about all the potential carnage had:

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    come on, Carnage is better than Sentry

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I might go so far as to say that there is a potential for a carnage-esque character in some story somewhere.

    But it would not be a Spider-Man story and his link to Spidey thus ruins any chance of that ever happening.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    see?

    that is a good story about carnage!

    now name a good story with Shriek in it

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    not in the least

    edit: at antimatter

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    come on, Carnage is better than Sentry


    no, he really really isn't

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would much rather read a story with Carnage than a story with Sentry

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Carnage actually sounds neat on paper

    Like, a symbiote attaches to a guy who isn't just mean like Eddie Brock but is straight up evil serial killer type and for some reason only comes out when he draws his own blood

    Like, that's almost cool in a dumb sort of way

    But man, they never do anything with that character to make him seem really scary at any point

    I mean, Joker gets seriously scary sometimes

    But Carnage is just "durr hurp i'm a serial killer hyuck gawrsh"

    No imagination

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    then I have to question wether you have ever read a Carnage story

    edit: t Anti

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shoe you stop smack talkin' moon knight right now

    You know who likes moon knight

    wiggin

    are you a wiggin tlb

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goofy as serial killer would be goddamned terrifying.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I remember someone suggested a horror-movie style comic, with Carnage on the loose in some small town with people who didn't know what the heck he was
    it could be done right with the proper writer, I think

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sentry is better than carnage (just barely)

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I remember someone suggested a horror-movie style comic, with Carnage on the loose in some small town with people who didn't know what the heck he was
    it could be done right with the proper writer, I think

    that story could last maybe 4 pages

    4 pages of carnage killing everyone

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    a carnage like creature could be good in a story like that

    but not Carnage

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I liked Sentry before Dark Reign. Hopefully, if he's still around for Heroic Age, I'll like him again.

    Favorite hero: Iron Man. I got interested in him with Extremis. Before that, I hadn't read a comic since the timeframe when Wolverine got his bone claws smashed off by Cyber.

    Favorite villain: Apocalypse. It's been written again and again and again that he is immortal and is destined to rule the Earth and he keeps getting cheap-shotted because he's stuck in the X-verse. Take him out of x-men comics. Dude is wonderful and I love his cameo the new shield book.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sentry has devolved into a bit of a mess, but he had a lot of potential, and is still kind of neat

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goofy as serial killer would be goddamned terrifying.

    It's goofy time

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is Carnage's power really making weapon-like shapes out of the symbiote?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apocalypse is a terrible bad guy.


    There's only ever been one good Apocalypse story.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shoe you stop smack talkin' moon knight right now

    You know who likes moon knight

    wiggin

    are you a wiggin tlb

    shoe don't make me go upside your head

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shoe you stop smack talkin' moon knight right now

    You know who likes moon knight

    wiggin

    are you a wiggin tlb

    everyone is wiggin

    deep in their hearts

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i really hope Sentry dies at the end of Siege

    they need to give him a rest for a while

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like Apocalypse despite myself but

    come on man

    how many times you gonna try

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is Carnage's power really making weapon-like shapes out of the symbiote?

    He dosen't have a "power". But that is what symbiotes do.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Apocalypse is a terrible bad guy.


    There's only ever been one good Apocalypse story.

    His best story; *sniff* is in my heart!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    seriously doggs everything bad about carnage is ten times as worse in shriek

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