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my sister baked me a delicious cake

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You better be delicious!

    And I swear to god, if she hurts her teeth eating you you'll be in trouble!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This thread keeps reminding me of Super Mario 64

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    LS, why is there a bloody monkey on a carpet in that post?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bad dates

    That's why.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am sorry I made you kill your joke by explaining it!

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    hang on let me ask her what her favorite bands are:

    the beatles
    tegan and sara
    los campesinos
    micachu

    BEST

    SISTER

    entry level
    I was born with no sister. Instead, I have been cursed with four brothers.

    I have 2 sisters and a brother, the worst of both worlds. One sister might be alright, but once you get two or more, the drama never fucking stops. It might seem like it does, but they're just making passive aggressive comments at each other that no male in the house gets.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    I am sorry I made you kill your joke by explaining it!

    Ain't no thang! I was unsure as to how clear the joke would be, anyway.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i have one brother and he is the example of what happens when you don't fuck up

    he is the senator to my zoning board membership, as it were

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i have one brother and he is the example of what happens when you don't fuck up

    he is the senator to my zoning board membership, as it were

    I hate the term fuck up, as if life is one track and if you get off stray you can't get back on it or forge your own. My aunt was talking about this 18 year old that got pregnant, and mentioned how that girl fucked up. I wanted to slap her. It's not a fuck up, just different path and for different reasons.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah for example she got pregnant when she was 18 because she took the path of being fucking stupid.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I saw this thread and thought it was about incest.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Yeah for example she got pregnant when she was 18 because she took the path of being fucking stupid.

    She lasted 4 years longer than my sister!

    14 and pregnant, she could have been on a TV show.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Getting pregnant at any age is pretty dumb

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i have one brother and he is the example of what happens when you don't fuck up

    he is the senator to my zoning board membership, as it were

    I hate the term fuck up, as if life is one track and if you get off stray you can't get back on it or forge your own. My aunt was talking about this 18 year old that got pregnant, and mentioned how that girl fucked up. I wanted to slap her. It's not a fuck up, just different path and for different reasons.
    no, people most definitely can fuck up

    like for instance, trying to rob a gas station and getting sent to prison for it. that is not a different path for different reasons, that is fucking up

    fucking up means you made a bad choice and you paid the consequences. like it or not, it is a real phenomenon

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    some people come out of jail much better for it

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    so much better in fact they commit more crimes just so they can experience further self improvement

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My sister is going to bake me a dinosaur cake for my birthday.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ah man those two posts are supposed to be right next to eachother
    working as a team
    just like all the hard working criminals assigned to community service

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My girlfriend made some layer cake. Cause today is her birthday.

    Edit: My sisters make good food. Don't recollect a cake they've made for me though. Maybe I'm just being forgetful.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Janson baked me a cake

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    I win

    yessir, you sure do.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Air wrote: »
    some people come out of jail much better for it
    yes they do. it's called learning from your mistakes, i.e. your fuck-ups

    doesn't make it any less of a fuck-up

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My sister is going to bake me a dinosaur cake for my birthday.

    shit yes dinosaur cake

    tell her to make it a raptor cake

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pages late but koshian your sister is goddamn adorable

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    pages late but koshian your sister is goddamn adorable

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    on friday night we went to see my sister's boyfriend's band play. so she parked her car out the front of my place and we went out and i came home but she stayed out until 5am

    so the next day i dutifully fed $3.40/hr into the ridiculously expensive parking meter until she woke up and could drive

    i am a good brother

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pages late but koshian your sister is goddamn adorable

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    Let me help you with that.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kosh your sister is cooler than you

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Any little girl who likes Tom Waits has something gloriously wrong with them.

    Probably the next step in evolution.

    And they changed the package for Curly Wurlys here.

    I was with a friend when we saw and we both said "Part of my childhood just died." at exactly the same time.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have no siblings

    I wish I did

    I really wish I had siblings

    then I would be better at punching and hating people


    EDIT They changed the packaging of curly wurlies?

    what kind of monster would do that?

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Adorable :D

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Kosh your sister is cooler than you

    well yeah duh

    just popping in to add that her favorite tv shows at the moment are lost, 30 rock, and the first season of pokemon

    She has good taste.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kosh you're gonna have to beat off her suitors with a bat

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    one of her little classmates has a crush on her

    it is so cute

    Aww

    I had a little boy come into the shop last week to buy a flower for his girlfriend. He was eight. :D

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    one of her little classmates has a crush on her

    it is so cute

    Think about all the nasty things they want to do with her when she's older

    Then threaten to kill them if they hurt her like a good brother

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You'll be a good sibling regardless :)

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm probably not going to be a very good brother by then :V

    Oh durrr

    Be a good sister then

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I mailed my mom a check for $500 the other day to cover the down payment on my little brother's first car. He was super excited.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I mailed my mom a check for $500 the other day to cover the down payment on my little brother's first car. He was super excited.

    Dayum, Jordyn. Lookit you being cool.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Janson baked me a cake
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    I win

    Can I just point out that this looked a heck of a lot better before the icing all melted!

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