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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE, DRINKS ARE ON XENU

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    isn't scientology full of ghosts and shit

    rather, don't scientologists believe they are full of ghosts and shit

    well the shit is mostly relegated to the intestinal tract but I assume the ghosts are evenly dispersed throughout the body

    Dichotomy on
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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    xenu is the bad guy who sent the spirits that plague us to earth

    he tossed them into volcanoes, I believe

    well, I don't believe that, but

    goddamnit
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Doesnt Xenu have his own 747 jet too or something?

    Actually, it's a Douglas DC-8

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    SmokeStacks on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also wimble is hubbard too

    consarn it!

    Wimble on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i should get feebsicle to come in here and post about the scientologist she knows

    mully on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »

    I posted this like two weeks ago and was ridiculed and scorned.

    Scorned.

    Cogliostro on
  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    article-1204250-05F2D2A0000005DC-261_634x878.jpg

    VS.

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    ....FIGHT!

    Solid Bones on
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Could any other world leader take Vladimir Putin in a fight?

    I actually don't think so. Putin trained in Sambo, and has a 6th dan in judo. He probably spars with his bodyguards.

    What? This is amazing.

    Putin is a fucking badass.
    Though he is not the first world leader to practice judo, Putin is the first leader to move forward into the advanced levels. Currently, Putin holds a 6th dan (red/white belt) and is best known for his Harai Goshi (sweeping hip throw). Putin earned Master of Sports (Soviet and Russian sport title) in Judo in 1975 and in Sambo in 1973. At a state visit to Japan, Putin was invited to the Kodokan Institute where he showed the students and Japanese officials different judo techniques.

    I mean, he's still a terrible human being. But he's a terrible human being that could fuck me up in a fight.

    UnbrokenEva on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ON A HORSE

    Faricazy on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    didn't germany do this, like say scientology is not a religion, at all

    lostwords on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think putin has been preparing all of his life for james bond. He knows he is coming, and he will be ready.

    Melding on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

    Cogliostro on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So when is Tom Cruise going to invade Moscow?

    Hunter on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god you have no idea how often I wish I could get carte blanche in clearwater

    even just for a day

    pip, do me a favor. relive my glory days by loading this-

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    with the cheapest perfume money can buy. then go hunting for anything in a uniform on court street.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd

    PiptheFair on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

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    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

    Antimatter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh christ cad, you used to live down here?

    in clearwater no less

    poor bastard

    PiptheFair on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

    Putin rides the Antonio Bandaras of horses.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

    kim jong is a comic book villain

    PiptheFair on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    putin has the same look of disdain in every picture

    in fact im pretty sure there are only three individual pictures of putin that exist, and that everything else we've seen is his head photo shopped onto a stunt man's body

    mensch-o-matic on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if any world leader is a james bond villain it's ahmenejadlkadhladhjahd
    but Kim Jong Il's monster movie making scheme

    kim jong is a comic book villain
    fair enough

    Antimatter on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Actually Xenu will be pleased. The scientologists fight xenu, so if their silly goosish behaviors are banned, then Xenu will be able to conquer Russia more easily.

    Thank you

    Good lord how can everyone make this mistake?

    Hubbard is God/good




    Xenu is evil

    Seriously on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    lol scientology and everything

    But to be honest I'm pretty glad that I live in a country where censorship like this would never fly

    CrossBuster on
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    A horse with a fabulous mane of hair.

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    Clearly you cannot distinguish between a horse and a cow, sir.

    Cogliostro on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Actually Xenu will be pleased. The scientologists fight xenu, so if their silly goosish behaviors are banned, then Xenu will be able to conquer Russia more easily.

    Thank you

    Good lord how can everyone make this mistake?

    Hubbard is God/good




    Xenu is evil

    Einhorn is a man

    Antimatter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    weaves are made from horse hair

    PiptheFair on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    PiptheFair on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Putin's horse has a weave of Samson's hair.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    mensch-o-matic on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh christ cad, you used to live down here?

    in clearwater no less

    poor bastard

    oh my yes. they used to fill the streets from sidewalk to sidewalk in those snappy shorts and lapeled shirts.

    such easy prey.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

    Antimatter on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

    you and i both know that that is not even close to the worst penis-related thing we have heard

    mensch-o-matic on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well, I was used to sweet and happy things from you in the art thread

    Antimatter on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ive got artblock

    ;.;

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have to post this everytime someone mentions fake religions or scientology

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOU-s28Zn4A

    Kool-Aid Guy on
    OH YEEEAAAAHHH
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    weaves are made from horse hair

    Weavers are made from horse penis.

    WHY THE LONG FACE

    HOW ELSE WOULD I STORE ALL THIS HORSECOCK IN MY MOUTH

    D:

    you and i both know that that is not even close to the worst penis-related thing we have heard

    mrhands.mpg

    Cogliostro on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »

    I like how he got into this by trying to fuck chicks

    Grey Ghost on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Lets be honest thats how everybody gets into everything

    FirmSkater on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can't blame a guy for trying to get some strange.

    Hunter on
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