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[WoW] [Clawshrimp and Co] Pudgy Panda Punchin' - Alliance PVE Guild on Draenor-US

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Clawshrimp and Co!
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/guild/draenor/Clawshrimp_and_Co/
<Clawshrimp and Co> are an Arcadian friendly Alliance guild on the US-Draenor server. The core of the guild is made up of Penny Arcade forumites and their friends and family, most of whom understand the ways and means of our bizarre corner of the internet.

How Do I Join?
We are a casual guild, but passionate and dedicated to creating a fun and successful environment for our guild mates. Do you want a place to socialize and troll trade chat for an hour after work? Do you just want to run a few heroics with silly persons? Do you want a relaxed raiding experience with an emphasis on fun rather than slamming our nethers in a door for four hours? Clawshrimp just might be for you.
On Draenor, you can type "/join PA" to join the Penny Arcade chat channel, you can /who Clawshrimp and ask an officer for an invite (Cellophane, Ylon, Jermy, Creidhe, Noisymunk), and you can post here in the thread to let us know you'll be dropping by. When you join, be sure to sign up for our website, http://clawshrimpandco.enjin.com/login, for access to our guild forums and news.

What Classes Do You Need?
Our needs are fairly well met right now, however, we'll accept anyone into this guild no matter what level, gear, or spec. Come one, come all, come on Eileen.

What Do You Expect Of Me?
Obey Wheaton's Law, don't be a dick.
If you are raiding, be on time (to be early is to be on time and to be on time is to be late) and stocked with the consumables and gear sets you might need.
Can your class fill more than one role? You don't have to be proficient in all of them, but you will be included in more activities if you gear for more than one spec.
Don't be a baby. No, really. A fair amount of jackassery is a part of any Penny Arcade group, so wear your big-kid pants, and wear them on your head.

When does stuff happen?
Team Clashromp raids on Sunday evenings at 2pm server time (PST) and Wednesday evenings at 6pm PST. If Old School raiding is your thing, you dirty achievement whore, we love to take a random weeknight and drunkenly plow through old dungeons and make dick jokes. The guild is most active in the evenings after everyone gets home from work.

Boss Kills
Mogu'shan Vaults 6/6
The Stone Guard
Feng the Accursed
Gara'jal the Spiritbinder
The Spirit Kings
Elegon
Will of the Emperor

Heart of Fear 2/6
Imperial Vizier Zor'lok
Blade Lord Ta'yak


Butts Butts Butts!
We like to talk about butts, smutty Mass Effect fanfic, and sing to eachother, and we do it with a program called Mumble.
You can get mumble here: http://mumble.sourceforge.net/.
And the pertinent info:
Spoiler:
Protip: Type "Butts Butts Butts" in the message box so we know that you are a person of taste.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    OP is butts butts butts.

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  • skorchskorch Registered User
    AfroJ wrote: »
    OP is butts butts butts.


    This really should have been put in the OP somewhere. Shame on you Noisy.

    Also may want to mention what chat channel they should join as well as our voice chat info.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Added it.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Also, New Thread Smell is because Saint Justice quit The Game (you never quit the game) and we need to have access to our OP so we can keep it current.

    Good luck out there Blu.

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    I want to emphasize one thing: Dick jokes.

    Also: The need for at least one other dedicated raid healer, maybe two just in case the whole tanking thing ever works out for me. Preferably a Durrid but honestly we'll take another Shaman if we have to.
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  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    As stated in the OP, we'll take anyone into the guild who likes to have a good time and who is no more mature than your average 5th grader (we test for this with extensive usage of dick jokes).

    From a raid perspective, we are in need of a non-shaman healer and a dps to fill out our 10 man roster.

  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    You guys and your silly raids. You should be recruiting people for our magical sunset tours of forgotten lands.

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  • skorchskorch Registered User
    Its true, I do give motorcycle rides. Though be warned I will drive off cliffs and kill you to amuse myself.

    Also I do drag people to the CORE or AQ40 for fun sometimes.

  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    Great OP, noisy. Someone should post the full clawshrimp comic though. It's glorious! Good luck with all your future clashrompin' endeavors. Hopefully, I'll see some of you on steam in the near future, perhaps we can get our Borderlands/TF2/L4D2 on. BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    Reached 77 today on Marinora, healing in instances has been somewhat enjoyable. I am curious about how much of a difference I will find between heroics and normals.

  • RatmikeRatmike Registered User regular
    You will be very bored healing heroics as a druid.

  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    Ratmike wrote: »
    You will be very bored healing heroics as a druid.

    So I should track how many people log out in a rage just because I decide to DPS a bit because the actual DPS can't fight their way out of a paper bag?

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Registered User regular
    Do it.

    I always find it funny when my healer starts dpsing in heroics.

    I find it particularly funny when they beat out dps on the meters.

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  • KamiKami Registered User regular
    Wooo new thread!

    I'm at 16 with my Rogue, and 24 with my Hunter. Convince me to continue, as my will to level up new peoples this close to Cataclysm is splitting me in two!

    On one side, I need to be high level to see the new, pretty content!

    On the flipside, though, I want to see what all-torn-up Azeroth/starter zones look like!

    :cry:

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  • SteevLSteevL Registered User regular
    I'm wondering what I am going to do when Cataclysm comes around. I barely play my main, and I seem to have trouble going back to old main characters with the release of a new expansion. My first character, Steev the human warrior, is still sitting on my old PVP server at level 61. I have a priest named Richt on this server who was my first serious alt, but he's never done any raiding. I got him to 80 not long after the release of WotLC, but almost quit soon after like I did when I got him to 70 during Burning Crusade. Had this guild not been formed, I'd probably not have stayed in the game as long as I have.

    So I've got my draenei mage and he's relatively well geared, but if I start a worgen or whatever when Cataclysm comes out, chances are I'll stick with him to 85 and beyond. Oh well, who knows what'll happen.

  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    skorch wrote: »
    Its true, I do give motorcycle rides. Though be warned I will drive off cliffs and kill you to amuse myself.

    Also I do drag people to the CORE or AQ40 for fun sometimes.

    There is no fun in those places. None.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    LeftOnRed wrote: »
    skorch wrote: »
    Its true, I do give motorcycle rides. Though be warned I will drive off cliffs and kill you to amuse myself.

    Also I do drag people to the CORE or AQ40 for fun sometimes.

    There is no fun in those places. None.

    There is only sadness, and really really awful horrible itemization.

    And 3 manning Rag and getting him down before Sons makes me very very sad.

  • skorchskorch Registered User
    But wont someone think of the poor lonesome bug mounts and Tier 1 gear. They would be happy to be locked away in my bank.

    Also Jaxx weekly tonight around 7-8 server?

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    skorch wrote: »
    But wont someone think of the poor lonesome bug mounts and Tier 1 gear. They would be happy to be locked away in my bank.

    Also Jaxx weekly tonight around 7-8 server?

    Better yet let's 25 man pug it like we did last week, since that went so well. :)

  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    I think the idea for tonight is the weekly and VoA.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Kreutz wrote: »
    skorch wrote: »
    But wont someone think of the poor lonesome bug mounts and Tier 1 gear. They would be happy to be locked away in my bank.

    Also Jaxx weekly tonight around 7-8 server?

    Better yet let's 25 man pug it like we did last week, since that went so well. :)

    Yes and lets have the pug fall apart on twins so Noisy never gets a chance at that trinket and ablooablooabloo.

  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    It's not our fault that the raid leader, upon witnessing the heroic failure on the first attempt, decided that the best way to overcome those problems was to take the initial strategy and add stupid.

  • SightTDWSightTDW Registered User regular
    Great to see the new OP. I'd like to be back on ASAP, but what can I say, finals are a bitch.

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  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Logged in this morning to find this guy chilling out under my helicopter.

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    I am so ready for the expanded stables in Cata.

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    Grats Noisy. Also, I hate you so much.

  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    BM is for noobs.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Tighter than R. Kelly in his teens. Registered User regular
    It warms my shriveled, scotch-soaked heart to see this.

    Keep on keepin' on Clawshrimp.

    They're gonna bury you, they're gonna finish. They're gonna stand 'em up six by six by six.
  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    It warms my shriveled, scotch-soaked heart to see this.

    Keep on keepin' on Clawshrimp.

    Reminds me of

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    Which has quickly become my favorite t-shirt.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Kreutz wrote: »
    It warms my shriveled, scotch-soaked heart to see this.

    Keep on keepin' on Clawshrimp.

    Reminds me of

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    Which has quickly become my favorite t-shirt.

    Goddamn Hippy.

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Everyone Into Forever Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    LeftOnRed wrote: »
    BM is for noobs.

    BM is for going big and red and ripping faces off in BG's.

  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    We gonna attempt to finish Ulduar this weekend? I have a hunger that can only be satiated by titan flesh.

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  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    Maybe? There's a tentative run tonight. Probably depends on how many people can make it. I'll be there if RL is boring.

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    I'll be there if only to be the designated raider and make sure you guys make it back to Dalaran safely.

  • troublebrewingtroublebrewing Registered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    Wooo new thread!

    I'm at 16 with my Rogue, and 24 with my Hunter. Convince me to continue, as my will to level up new peoples this close to Cataclysm is splitting me in two!

    On one side, I need to be high level to see the new, pretty content!

    On the flipside, though, I want to see what all-torn-up Azeroth/starter zones look like!

    :cry:

    I think the best option is to have your 80 so you can play with everyone else and then alt it up with everyone else to explore the new content.

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  • RialeRiale Registered User
    My girlfriend and I are considering leveling some Alliance characters so our Worgen have a nice, comfy home with heirlooms come Cataclysm. We wouldn't mind some raiding on the side in the meantime if you guys aren't too full. Are there any classes or specs you're in particular need of, or you already have tons of? I'm not sure what we want to level yet.

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  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    We can use pretty much anything that isn't a tank or a resto shaman.

  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    Raid-wise, we need a non-shaman raid healer and another DPS to round out our 10-man roster. Other than that, you're free to roll whatever you want. We seem to have quite a number of leveling druids now, so we might be good on those. Whatever you do roll you'll be in good company all the way up, we have people all over the place in terms of leveling.

  • skorchskorch Registered User
    Marrowgar is the weekly, shall we plan on a first wing clear tomorrow night?

  • Riale wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I are considering leveling some Alliance characters so our Worgen have a nice, comfy home with heirlooms come Cataclysm. We wouldn't mind some raiding on the side in the meantime if you guys aren't too full. Are there any classes or specs you're in particular need of, or you already have tons of? I'm not sure what we want to level yet.

    You can mail heirlooms across faction.

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  • LeftOnRedLeftOnRed Registered User regular
    skorch wrote: »
    Marrowgar is the weekly, shall we plan on a first wing clear tomorrow night?

    Sounds good. I forgot to post this week's raids. I'll do it when I get home tonight.

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