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I am slowly getting older

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    I mean i already own a cane, hate teenagers, and more and more i prefer a nice quiet evening at home or at my favorite quiet bar rather than going into some loud club

    Those are not signs of old age but of good taste.

    Also im turning 22 this year and I realized I have not achieved anything in my life ever except maybe a mediocre highschool degree.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey rane you are basically the same age as me

    high 5

    Beasteh on
  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I think I am turning into Chewbacca or a werewolf, I need some sort of nair bath

    Kool-Aid Guy on
    OH YEEEAAAAHHH
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh man, that reminds me of my greatest fear: Becoming one of those 50 year old dudes that are really skinny but have a giant gut and no hair.

    Ruby Rhod on
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    KalTorak on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, I turned 29 this year

    Don't really feel like I've achieved enough for how old I am, but whatever, I need to get over that because it's not like I'm old

    Ten on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BUT CHRIS THE ONE I POSTED IS ACTUALLY COOL

    really though they finally switched over to fuel injection this year

    a whole 27HP!

    the military version still looks amazing

    c5_military.jpg

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

    Platypus Beirut on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    on the plus side I still look 18ish

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Above the waist I have like no hair, except what's on my head

    But below the waist?
    It's like the bottom half of a completely different person down there

    Grey Ghost on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    GG is a satyr

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?

    As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate having hair anywhere except my head

    Tam on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    and when rane has his final wipeout on his motorcycle, he can have a funeral like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpy0DWp1Co

    crwth on
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

    I'm still holding out hope that medical technology will progress exponentially in line with my own aging so by the time I'm 40 I can just hang out at that age for as long as I want

    Then die when I get bored

    Ten on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    while I was in college a professor of mine actually died from a motorcycle crash

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RageRage Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Have any kids yet? That's when you really start to feel old.

    Rage on
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Civilization might also collapse after the global oil ressources have been depleted. That would suck.

    Platypus Beirut on
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

    I hope to become 200 years old, floating around in my hover wheelchair. Screaming at children and trees. I would do well with dementia.

    Ruby Rhod on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i know i am still too young to have kids

    fuck that shit

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    Urgh seeing a girl dressed like that and then she boards a bus and asks for a half

    Meaning she's under 16

    WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

    And why the fuck is your boyfriend wearing his pants around his knees

    Edcrab on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Civilization might also collapse after the global oil ressources have been depleted. That would suck.

    this isn't going to happen

    the collapsing thing, anyway

    the oil depletion? yeah probably

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I turned 31 last December.

    I don't look it though. I got into a fight with some shithead at Jewel when I was buying booze after a long week at work. Crazy old lady said it was fake and was going to take it from me.

    I'm skinny. My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    Sorry, good person. Everyone in my family is a rail. Just not in the genes.

    I'm pretty crotchety all ready. I think I'll be borderline unbearable when I'm in my 60's.

    mcp on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?

    As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.

    Oh, they are.

    15 year olds with blackberries, uggs, shitty beer, and miniskirts.

    KalTorak on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    On the one hand, I want to be one of those cool dads that can relate to their children and play video games with them and all. On the other hand I don't wanna wait ~14 years just to play some games when I can do that RIGHT NOW.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Sexy feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alright, this thread convinced me. I'm putting my brain inside a motorcycle.

    I feel like at 26 I should've done something. At 25, it was look I'm an adult here is all the potential. Now I'm 26 and I just got renter's insurance and have a cat that I love.

    OnTheLastCastle on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    GG is a satyr

    Nah, they have way more sex

    Grey Ghost on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Happy Birthday, Rane. I love you. :x

    I'm turning 27 this year. There's a nice ring to that number.

    Fiz on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i'm 25 and I don't even have a dog yet

    i am a failure
    don't look at me

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully on
  • FishmanFishman This'll be the year that we won't forget Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    I got told that at 20. Then I got told that about 30. Now I'm getting told it about 40.

    I remain dubious.

    Although I quit eating seconds and buying Ice cream a couple years back. It seems to have put it off a little longer.

    Fishman on
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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

    Tam on
  • RageRage Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.

    Yep, that story is a whole different thread...


    Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."

    Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.

    Rage on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    I got told that at 20. Then I got told that about 30. Now I'm getting told it about 40.

    I remain dubious.

    Although I quit eating seconds and buying Ice cream a couple years back. It seems to have put it off a little longer.

    So basically we are all stickmen

    I can live with that

    Edcrab on
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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The other day I used the phrase "Back in my day" without irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, or quotation

    One second later I realized I had said that and realized I'm getting old at 25 :(

    Ledneh on
    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

    It's the last thing you see after you make her mad. Then it's just darkness.

    Ten on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    As long as I don't get old in my head I can generally ignore getting old in my body.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ledneh wrote: »
    The other day I used the phrase "Back in my day" without irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, or quotation

    One second later I realized I had said that and realized I'm getting old at 25 :(

    I have done this. I was immediately concerned when I did.

    Ruby Rhod on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rage wrote: »
    I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.

    Yep, that story is a whole different thread...


    Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."

    Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.

    ahaha adorable

    Faricazy on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ten wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

    It's the last thing you see after you make her mad. Then it's just darkness.

    it's 2 purple fishes fighting with swords

    actually i wanted an avatar recognizable as being me but being more non-bespeckled/semi-purpled me.

    also i like being scary. oooo.

    mully on
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