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I am slowly getting older

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    I mean i already own a cane, hate teenagers, and more and more i prefer a nice quiet evening at home or at my favorite quiet bar rather than going into some loud club

    Those are not signs of old age but of good taste.

    Also im turning 22 this year and I realized I have not achieved anything in my life ever except maybe a mediocre highschool degree.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    hey rane you are basically the same age as me

    high 5

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  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User
    I think I am turning into Chewbacca or a werewolf, I need some sort of nair bath

    OH YEEEAAAAHHH
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Registered User regular
    Oh man, that reminds me of my greatest fear: Becoming one of those 50 year old dudes that are really skinny but have a giant gut and no hair.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Ugh, I turned 29 this year

    Don't really feel like I've achieved enough for how old I am, but whatever, I need to get over that because it's not like I'm old

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    BUT CHRIS THE ONE I POSTED IS ACTUALLY COOL

    really though they finally switched over to fuel injection this year

    a whole 27HP!

    the military version still looks amazing

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    on the plus side I still look 18ish

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Above the waist I have like no hair, except what's on my head

    But below the waist?
    It's like the bottom half of a completely different person down there

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    GG is a satyr

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?

    As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    I hate having hair anywhere except my head

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    and when rane has his final wipeout on his motorcycle, he can have a funeral like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpy0DWp1Co

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

    I'm still holding out hope that medical technology will progress exponentially in line with my own aging so by the time I'm 40 I can just hang out at that age for as long as I want

    Then die when I get bored

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    while I was in college a professor of mine actually died from a motorcycle crash

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RageRage Registered User
    Have any kids yet? That's when you really start to feel old.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Civilization might also collapse after the global oil ressources have been depleted. That would suck.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Registered User regular
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.

    I hope to become 200 years old, floating around in my hover wheelchair. Screaming at children and trees. I would do well with dementia.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    i know i am still too young to have kids

    fuck that shit

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    Urgh seeing a girl dressed like that and then she boards a bus and asks for a half

    Meaning she's under 16

    WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

    And why the fuck is your boyfriend wearing his pants around his knees

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Civilization might also collapse after the global oil ressources have been depleted. That would suck.

    this isn't going to happen

    the collapsing thing, anyway

    the oil depletion? yeah probably

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I turned 31 last December.

    I don't look it though. I got into a fight with some shithead at Jewel when I was buying booze after a long week at work. Crazy old lady said it was fake and was going to take it from me.

    I'm skinny. My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    Sorry, good person. Everyone in my family is a rail. Just not in the genes.

    I'm pretty crotchety all ready. I think I'll be borderline unbearable when I'm in my 60's.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Ferrus wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!

    But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?

    As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.

    Oh, they are.

    15 year olds with blackberries, uggs, shitty beer, and miniskirts.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    On the one hand, I want to be one of those cool dads that can relate to their children and play video games with them and all. On the other hand I don't wanna wait ~14 years just to play some games when I can do that RIGHT NOW.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Alright, this thread convinced me. I'm putting my brain inside a motorcycle.

    I feel like at 26 I should've done something. At 25, it was look I'm an adult here is all the potential. Now I'm 26 and I just got renter's insurance and have a cat that I love.

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    GG is a satyr

    Nah, they have way more sex

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday, Rane. I love you. :x

    I'm turning 27 this year. There's a nice ring to that number.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    i'm 25 and I don't even have a dog yet

    i am a failure
    don't look at me

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    #canadian #sorry
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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    I got told that at 20. Then I got told that about 30. Now I'm getting told it about 40.

    I remain dubious.

    Although I quit eating seconds and buying Ice cream a couple years back. It seems to have put it off a little longer.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

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  • RageRage Registered User
    I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.

    Yep, that story is a whole different thread...


    Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."

    Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Fishman wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.

    I got told that at 20. Then I got told that about 30. Now I'm getting told it about 40.

    I remain dubious.

    Although I quit eating seconds and buying Ice cream a couple years back. It seems to have put it off a little longer.

    So basically we are all stickmen

    I can live with that

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    The other day I used the phrase "Back in my day" without irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, or quotation

    One second later I realized I had said that and realized I'm getting old at 25 :(

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    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

    It's the last thing you see after you make her mad. Then it's just darkness.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    As long as I don't get old in my head I can generally ignore getting old in my body.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Registered User regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    The other day I used the phrase "Back in my day" without irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, or quotation

    One second later I realized I had said that and realized I'm getting old at 25 :(

    I have done this. I was immediately concerned when I did.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Rage wrote: »
    I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.

    Yep, that story is a whole different thread...


    Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."

    Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.

    ahaha adorable

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    Ten wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    this is kind of related to this thread i guess

    im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk

    that's so cute

    i love when old people hold hands

    mully what the hell is this avatar

    It's the last thing you see after you make her mad. Then it's just darkness.

    it's 2 purple fishes fighting with swords

    actually i wanted an avatar recognizable as being me but being more non-bespeckled/semi-purpled me.

    also i like being scary. oooo.

    #canadian #sorry
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