hi i am backwardsname and i am better than everyone
but i also routinely lower myself to your level to tell you how much you suck
excuse me i gotta go post in obama's private internet forum 8-)
My last name actually refers to a character from Futurama. Neat, huh?
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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but i also routinely lower myself to your level to tell you how much you suck
excuse me i gotta go post in obama's private internet forum 8-)
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it's pretty good
it also makes me nervous that I am going to get into a car accident and die
this is a good comic but i'm not sure that "regurgitating tv show quotes is great if you have brain damage" is the best way to make your case
im not even making a case
i just love that comic
ten
a big fat hen
the name's bender
2. emansdrawkcaB is a joik.
package delivery
PACKAGE DELIVERY?! oh god...
FANTASTIC!!
I can't count the number of times my friends and I have used that with each other.
FRY'S DOG
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
FRY'S DOG
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and then live in them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjZwbI34acc
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And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
first movie makes jurassic bark not even close to being sad
luck of the fryish is the saddest
But then, I'm not much of a dog person.
they don't exist
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who's he? I've never seen him around before
yeh c'n make sangria in the terlet
he's never seen you before neither
Zero G Jugs seems like a great way to die
nothing could be better
you can't retroactively un-sad something
why do you always have the worst opinions
yes you can
because fry ends up spending every single day with seymour until he dies
thus eradicating the whole point of jurassic bark