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Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Watch as I pass the ball to Curly Joe-

    -only to have it remain in my hands with elastic!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Ask yourself one question: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

    yes!

    Are you?

    i mean, with time my funk level could...!

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that stench! that heavenly stench! more... more!

    there aren't any more. and there never will be.

    more. more! moooorrrreee!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ask yourself one question: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

    yes!

    Are you?

    i mean, with time my funk level could...!

    ARE YOU??

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what really wiped out the dinosaurs?
    ME!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FITTY SIX? FITTY SIX?! AW, MAN, NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!

    I'LL KILL YOU YOU NO GOOD FITTY SIXIN'

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ask yourself one question: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

    yes!

    Are you?

    i mean, with time my funk level could...!

    ARE YOU??

    ...no

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    and there was always that principal

    "Ms. Sacknitz"

    she looked almost like Janet Reno, too

    There's a lady realtor in town with the name Gaye Males.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That's Frankie, he's convinced he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunch room. HOW'S WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM, FRANKIE?

    's alright.

    Poor Frankie.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ask yourself one question: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

    yes!

    Are you?

    i mean, with time my funk level could...!

    ARE YOU??

    ...no

    Deal with it.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum- but now, it's nearly over

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FITTY SIX? FITTY SIX?! AW, MAN, NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!

    I'LL KILL YOU YOU NO GOOD FITTY SIXIN'

    ha haaaaaa

    ha HAAAAAAAAA


    HAA HAAAAAAA

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sweet clyde, laugh derisively at them!

    AH HA
    AH HA
    AH HAHAHA

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    FITTY SIX? FITTY SIX?! AW, MAN, NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!

    I'LL KILL YOU YOU NO GOOD FITTY SIXIN'

    ha haaaaaa

    ha HAAAAAAAAA


    HAA HAAAAAAA

    fun fact: i identify most with roberto because it is my actual name

    also: i like to stab people because i am puerto rican

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hello, morbo, how's the family?

    belligerent and numerous.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I knew I should have checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And I'm Superking, the best one of the three!

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Roberto is a kickass name

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ah! if it isn't the superheroes!

    or should I say, super-zeroes

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    have you ever tried

    just turning off the tv, sitting down with your children

    and hitting them?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Citizen Crrwwwwwwwwwwttttths!

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I knew I should have checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra!

    i thought you knew that algebra was all razzmatazz

    a globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fool! a quip about putting me behind bars would have been far more delicious!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night, and WRECK UP THE PLACE! HOOHOOHOOAHAHHAHAHAAAA

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    He gave the best snoo snoo

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night, and WRECK UP THE PLACE! HOOHOOHOOAHAHHAHAHAAAA

    AZOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Remember what the dormouse said, FEED YOUR HEAD

    I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    him do good snoo snoo

    ugh ZOEL

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think there was something funny in that hippy

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    him do good snoo snoo

    ugh ZOEL

    i have dementia leave me alone

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    him do good snoo snoo

    ugh ZOEL

    i have dementia leave me alone

    :whistle: theeeee space pope :whistle:

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    shut up

    shut up

    shut up shut up shut up

    you shut up, please!

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    In fact, everyone in this room is now an honorary Globetrotter

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    In fact, everyone in this room is now an honorary Globetrotter

    DID YOU JUST SAY--

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    In fact, everyone in this room is now an honorary Globetrotter

    DID YOU JUST SAY--

    too late, hotplate

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    In fact, everyone in this room is now an honorary Globetrotter

    DID YOU JUST SAY--

    Too late, hot plate

    Edit: Damnit, I am the one who is too late

    It's me

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    is the space pope a robot

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    is the space pope a robot

    No, he's reptilian

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