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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    shaz are your chips hot?

    yeah

    i dunno why


    also my friend has the best hot chip shirt

    it has this picture:

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    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am experimenting with Starcraft 2 Terran techniques.

    My most recent failure was a Banshee gambit, where you slip one SCV out of your main base to one of the tertiary expos on the other side of the map, build in your main base with supply depots and mine as fast as humanly possible.

    The expo serves as your new home base and banshee production facility. So far, it has failed because I can't get the damn things out fast enough. By the time the starports are up, my opponent is already starting to break in to my main base. By the time the banshees are ready, my opponent already had a swarm of midlevel mans that I can just barely take out in time to be crushed because my economy is weak from early expansion.

    It's fun to experiment, I just wish my rank didn't drop each time.

    I tried this - sort of - by floating a new command center into a blocked off area.

    Didn't work. But mostly because my opponent was real good with air drops.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I am experimenting with Starcraft 2 Terran techniques.

    My most recent failure was a Banshee gambit, where you slip one SCV out of your main base to one of the tertiary expos on the other side of the map, build in your main base with supply depots and mine as fast as humanly possible.

    The expo serves as your new home base and banshee production facility. So far, it has failed because I can't get the damn things out fast enough. By the time the starports are up, my opponent is already starting to break in to my main base. By the time the banshees are ready, my opponent already had a swarm of midlevel mans that I can just barely take out in time to be crushed because my economy is weak from early expansion.

    It's fun to experiment, I just wish my rank didn't drop each time.

    my only problem with rank dropping from experimenting is that experiments are useless against the new people it will match you against :(

    On the other hand, you do eventually get to succeed with the experiments because of this. It's like a consolation prize.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love that shirt because what the fuck, you know.

    I like their new CD but not as much as the warning.

    Because the warning is hotness. Well, 4 year old hotness.

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    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I got a text yesterday, "Hey man I got this bottle of suspiciously cheap whiskey"

    Woke up this morning around 9 AM after getting just over 3 hours of sleep. On the floor.

    For anyone who is wondering: Benchmark. $18 for 1.75L. Never again.

    Hahah, Benchmark. Awesome.

    I see the ad copy.

    "For when you need to set a new low: Benchmark!"

    Well, at least it's appropriately named.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I tried this - sort of - by floating a new command center into a blocked off area.

    Didn't work. But mostly because my opponent was real good with air drops.

    The last guy I played with rushed me with zealots, ran into my supply depots, noticed my base was a ghost town, and scattered his initial rush force to every expansion on the map. He came back 3 minutes later to both my main base and secret airforce base with midlevel units, blinked in past the supply depots and rocks, and it was over.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I experiment with friends. No rankings.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I tried this - sort of - by floating a new command center into a blocked off area.

    Didn't work. But mostly because my opponent was real good with air drops.

    The last guy I played with rushed me with zealots, ran into my supply depots, noticed my base was a ghost town, and scattered his initial rush force to every expansion on the map. He came back 3 minutes later to both my main base and secret airforce base with midlevel units, blinked in past the supply depots and rocks, and it was over.

    Yeah... the only decent terran junk I can put together is either a space-Amadinajhad nuke fest or a big 'ole ball of MMM.

    But - and I know this makes me an awful person - I love me some 6pool zergin'.

    Also it helps not giving two shits about rank :P

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I experiment with friends.

    :winky:

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    I tried this - sort of - by floating a new command center into a blocked off area.

    Didn't work. But mostly because my opponent was real good with air drops.

    The last guy I played with rushed me with zealots, ran into my supply depots, noticed my base was a ghost town, and scattered his initial rush force to every expansion on the map. He came back 3 minutes later to both my main base and secret airforce base with midlevel units, blinked in past the supply depots and rocks, and it was over.

    This is why proxy works a lot better when your base has some sort of fortitude. Things like proxy stargates and starports work best when main has a healthy compliment of gateways, tech buildings and units to defend.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I experiment with friends. No rankings.

    :^:

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sorority vs Fraternity in a volleyball game = a bad idea


    I got soo sunburnt this weekend

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah all my proxy gate attempts have met with middling luck. Probably because I do it too soon.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    I think http://ncix.com/

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I tried this - sort of - by floating a new command center into a blocked off area.

    Didn't work. But mostly because my opponent was real good with air drops.

    The last guy I played with rushed me with zealots, ran into my supply depots, noticed my base was a ghost town, and scattered his initial rush force to every expansion on the map. He came back 3 minutes later to both my main base and secret airforce base with midlevel units, blinked in past the supply depots and rocks, and it was over.

    Yeah... the only decent terran junk I can put together is either a space-Amadinajhad nuke fest or a big 'ole ball of MMM.

    But - and I know this makes me an awful person - I love me some 6pool zergin'.

    Also it helps not giving two shits about rank :P

    I like my 10-pool roach rush

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    Uh newegg.ca ?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mya! long time no see!

    how you been girl?

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    msmya wrote: »
    Sorority vs Fraternity in a volleyball game = a bad idea


    I got soo sunburnt this weekend

    Me too! Not not because of volleyball. Because of baseball!

    Got to see the giants decimate colorado! And pay $10 for cups of beer! But goddamn it was a beautiful day.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    Uh newegg.ca ?

    It really should be newegg.eh.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    one time

    one time I fell prey to the drone rush/buildbaseinsidemyhometurf trick :(

    but never again

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    msmya wrote: »
    Sorority vs Fraternity in a volleyball game = a bad idea


    I got soo orgied this weekend

    Fixed for ideal outcome.

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mya! long time no see!

    how you been girl?

    Hi Elldren!

    I'm alright, probably should be sleeping!! I have work tomorrow morning

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    one time

    one time I fell prey to the drone rush/buildbaseinsidemyhometurf trick :(

    but never again

    Oh?

    Tell me about it.

    So I can uh... defend against it.

    yeah... defend against...

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh...remember that Naruto-themed wedding picture I posted yesterday?

    I found worse.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    one time

    one time I fell prey to the drone rush/buildbaseinsidemyhometurf trick :(

    but never again

    I proxy stargated a guy and took out his Nexus with a couple Void Rays. When he found my proxies, he rage quit. I laughed.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    Uh newegg.ca ?

    It really should be newegg.eh.

    newoeuf.aboot

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    Uh newegg.ca ?

    I didn't see that.

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I actually got invited to a toga party this weekend but skipped out on it to play LOL with Zen and other online people

    Mainly because I didn't want to walk in the dark

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I like my 10-pool roach rush
    So you go pool and roach den at when?

    I've been tryiiiiing roaches but man I guess I make too many zerglins'. I think I like me some zerg though.

    Mutas and those suicidey guys are good times.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What is the Canadian equivalent to Newegg?

    Uh newegg.ca ?

    It really should be newegg.eh.

    newoeuf.aboot

    No, nouveauoeuf.aboot.eh.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You can't normally butt-dial a phone that snaps shut, right?
    Depends on if you have the buttons on the side of it set to do anything dialing-related, but usually no.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    one time

    one time I fell prey to the drone rush/buildbaseinsidemyhometurf trick :(

    but never again

    I proxy stargated a guy and took out his Nexus with a couple Void Rays. When he found my proxies, he rage quit. I laughed.

    moxy stargate?

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I proxy stargated a guy and took out his Nexus with a couple Void Rays. When he found my proxies, he rage quit. I laughed.

    I did this too. But I led my rays into a ball o' marines instead of going AROUND like a smarty :(

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I like my 10-pool roach rush
    So you go pool and roach den at when?

    I've been tryiiiiing roaches but man I guess I make too many zerglins'. I think I like me some zerg though.

    Mutas and those suicidey guys are good times.

    roach den at 18. While I have my queen coming. Then it's 40 seconds to 10+ roaches comin atcha

    edit: don't bother with zerglings.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    one time

    one time I fell prey to the drone rush/buildbaseinsidemyhometurf trick :(

    but never again

    Oh?

    Tell me about it.

    So I can uh... defend against it.

    yeah... defend against...

    when at the very beginning of the game you send one of your workers to the enemy's base and start building your base in the remote corner of theirs, out of line of sight. I can't see it working on anyone twice though. Also don't know if it would work with zerg. They seem to be able to get fast expansions out, so. maybe.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wow, it just started raining a lot.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wow, it just started raining a lot.

    Time to build the ark?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I like my 10-pool roach rush
    So you go pool and roach den at when?

    I've been tryiiiiing roaches but man I guess I make too many zerglins'. I think I like me some zerg though.

    Mutas and those suicidey guys are good times.

    roach den at 18. While I have my queen coming. Then it's 40 seconds to 10+ roaches comin atcha

    edit: don't bother with zerglings.

    Not a good idea. If you play someone like me, I'll rush you with quick marines, zealots or lings and it's gg. People that tech straight to the 1.5 units generally lose to me.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You can't normally butt-dial a phone that snaps shut, right?
    Depends on if you have the buttons on the side of it set to do anything dialing-related, but usually no.

    It makes sense that she would be able to do that, since they're quite close. Should probably put in a line about that.

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