My iPod is psychic you guys.
I was whistling a Jethro Tull song and it made me want to listen to my iPod but I couldn't remember the name of the song so I just put it on shuffle and out of 3966 possibilities it played the song I had been whistling.
I love your sig. Charlie looks like he just found a lake of pure heroin and Sayid is thinking, "oh fuck, not again."
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edited April 2007
I don't get to look at my sig because I have them turned off, but it is nice to think about it.
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
Actually I guess it wouldn't so much be that my iPod is psychic as that it heard me whistling and wanted to make me happy, which is pretty much just as cool.
Aren't paper editors meant to not print stupid letters like that?
negative, ghost rider
in fact, the letters to the editor section in most papers is the last place where any crazy motherfucker can print whatever asinine bullshit they want, since editors are usually frowned upon if they practice any editorial control over the letters
it is considered to be altering the public's view of the public view, if you know what I mean
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in fact, the letters to the editor section in most papers is the last place where any crazy motherfucker can print whatever asinine bullshit they want, since editors are usually frowned upon if they practice any editorial control over the letters
it is considered to be altering the public's view of the public view, if you know what I mean
basically, it's a place for the newspaper to say "see, this shit... It's this fucking insane batshit crazy motherfucking bullshit right here that shows why we need to fucking do what we do and you fuckers aren't allowed to. Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element. FUCK I hate all you motherfuckers."
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Scientists also refer to sharks as "Nature's Mack Trucks" because they are big and huge and fast and if one hits you it can knock you clear out of your shoes and across a street.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited April 2007
seriously, when people ask me what animals I'm afraid of I always respond with: sharks, crocodiles/alligators, cockroaches and spiders
then they ask for reasoning I explain that the first 3 are from an evolutionary standpoint perfect
they have existed in their current form, or very close to it, for roughly 300 million years and that is terrifying
and spiders creep me the fuck out
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in fact, the letters to the editor section in most papers is the last place where any crazy motherfucker can print whatever asinine bullshit they want, since editors are usually frowned upon if they practice any editorial control over the letters
it is considered to be altering the public's view of the public view, if you know what I mean
basically, it's a place for the newspaper to say "see, this shit... It's this fucking insane batshit crazy motherfucking bullshit right here that shows why we need to fucking do what we do and you fuckers aren't allowed to. Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element. FUCK I hate all you motherfuckers."
Also a convenient way for to let crackpots print their crazy shit and shut the fuck up because they think that if it gets printed in a newspaper then they have made a difference.
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Also a convenient way for to let crackpots print their crazy shit and shut the fuck up because they think that if it gets printed in a newspaper then they have made a difference.
Kind of like how we let protestors have their few little blocks.
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Also a convenient way for to let crackpots print their crazy shit and shut the fuck up because they think that if it gets printed in a newspaper then they have made a difference.
Kind of like how we let protestors have their few little blocks.
man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know
like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?
it's true.
You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.
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Shark-Week is coming up pretty soon. I'm excited.
you have no idea the kind of giddy joy that gives my sister in law
the chick is fucking nutso about sharks
like, for her birthday last week we got her a great white shark
a real one
like, one of those sponsorship things, where you pay money to help with the research and they track it and send you pictures whenever it pops up
his name is Jonny
he's pretty friendly, as far as a gigantic motherfucking face-eating monster of death and teeth is concerned
fun fact: sharks are nature's shotgun, because they are loud and they are awesome and they will fuck you up
"Live every week like it's shark week"
not really mine... I saw it on a sitcom and thought it was really funny. Do you guys appreciate my humor?
negative, ghost rider
in fact, the letters to the editor section in most papers is the last place where any crazy motherfucker can print whatever asinine bullshit they want, since editors are usually frowned upon if they practice any editorial control over the letters
it is considered to be altering the public's view of the public view, if you know what I mean
Sharks make noise?
Also, I like manta rays.
then they ask for reasoning I explain that the first 3 are from an evolutionary standpoint perfect
they have existed in their current form, or very close to it, for roughly 300 million years and that is terrifying
and spiders creep me the fuck out
Also a convenient way for to let crackpots print their crazy shit and shut the fuck up because they think that if it gets printed in a newspaper then they have made a difference.
no, it's totally true
also, sharks are the only animal in the animal kingdom that are immune to throwing stars, even though they are actually fish and not animals.
We call them "freedom zones".
Your not even safe out of water.
you some sort of fishist?
you can use my streetsharks av/sig
pm me if you want
also, i enjoyed deep blue sea
terrible movie
but so good
dude, you don't believe me, look it up.
it's all in the animalictionary.
jesus.
man saffron burrows is so adorable
but her and sam jackson died and I was all like
don't fuck with sharks
since then he lowered his aspirations to fucking with snakes
saffron burrows stips to her skivvies and it is so good
like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?
it's true.
snape kills him
it is impossible, silly
you know that
sharks are immortal
everybody knows that
the only way to kill one is to cut off their head, but since they don't have necks they are pretty much all head so we're fucked
where did you read that, on the LIESnternet?