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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "[INTERNET DATING] Adventure Time!", by Malkor
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Post: [INTERNET DATING] Adventure Time!It reads better if you imagine it with a British accent.
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rule number 1 when messaging girls: don't wear your boner on your sleeve.
actual example from my inbox just now:
"I'm [redacted]. I hope this doesn't sound too corny but it's how I feel. When I look in your eyes it's as if I see everything I desire and have longed for. Just when I've started wondering why I've joined this site I look at you and it all becomes clear. I'm just so happy I've finally found you. But I guess it has to be a mutual feeling. So if I'm not too ugly for you and meet your expectations get back to me."
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WHAT THE ACTUAL. who says that?!
JustinSane07 wrote: »No you haven't. I don't send messages that read like Civil War love letters.JustinSane07 wrote: »I don't think his message was creepy. It was a bit odd but it wasn't creepy. Shit, it kinda half-worked since it got your attention. And it's not like he said "I wanna smell your hair." or something like that.
We may have just identified why you're having so little success.
Posted by: Malkor
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My Dearest XxMaryCorexX,
The photographs of you putting a mustachioed finger to your lips gives me the greatest pleasure. Work is hard, but I remain gay. If you would send me scantily clad pictures it would lift my spirits to the heaven. Enclosed are impressions of my wang.
Sipex on
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this letter is grammatically inaccurate
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And finger-mustach cat agrees with me, or wants to kill me horribly in my sleep and devour my still warm face meats. It's hard to tell with cats.
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http://fingerstache.ning.com/
I think Darmak's avatar is from one of Paul Robertson's works
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Sweet Jesus, so not safe for work, google him when you get home!
Its his kings of power animation.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
Paul Robertson's livejournal. I'd link it but it's got some pretty NSFW material on it. Just google it, he's got a metric fuckton of stuff on there.
Also, he's the guy who did Pirate Baby Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006, and Kings of Power 4 Billion %, which are two awesome short movies.
edit: fuck you Royce, I just saw your post
Fine, let me see what this is about.
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Also, I don't know why I read it in a british accent but I did, I imagine any uptight/high society accent would do the job though.
The OP is meh.
Finger-mustache cat gets four stars.