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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    "oh hey whaddya know turns out it is wrong to eat shellfish"

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    'because that shit really ruins the couch I tell you'

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    "oh hey whaddya know turns out it is wrong to eat shellfish"

    Shrimp cocktail and homosexuality...both abominations.

    Selling your daughter into slavery because you have debts is OK though. Just saying.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    god this shit freaks me out

    like there are some lines that we weren't meant to cross, and this is definitely one of them

    this kind of stuff really should be something that the people get to vote on whether this research continues, since we all have to deal with the consequences when something goes horribly wrong

    i really don't think you understand what went down here, not to be condescending.

    its really not that different than methods we already use, just on a larger scale.

    and they also repeatedly said it is VERY difficult

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    let's bring on the artificial creatures that have been designed to be as tasty as possible

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    a nice analogy for this method is "nuclear transfer, but in bacteria"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    yeah except that the people not doing the research are the people least educated about what could and couldn't go wrong

    exactly

    clones are bad! someone might clone me and steal my identity

    uh, monozygotic twins are natural clones so are they bad? most people are horribly ignorant on these issues

    it's also nice to see that Europe didn't impart any wisdom on Shank and that he's the same pretentious bag of useless hot air he was before

    also that skull is pretty ignorant on this shit and should either educate himself or shut the fuck up

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    hey gamegrill, don't you have some ironing to do or windows to wash?

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    let's bring on the artificial creatures that have been designed to be as tasty as possible

    I want my ameglian major cow damnit.

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    GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    do you know what the consequences of this could be? does anyone?

    we have no idea what kind of harm this could do to people

    our bodies are the way they are for a reason, nature is supposed to take care of that, not some rogue scientists. And yes I know "WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE" but still, that's waaaaaaay short of getting into this creepy artificial DNA splicing for who-knows-what purpose.

    Really I don't see what the point of this is in the first place, humans have done pretty well so far without having to turn ourselves into some kind of horrible gattaca society

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man

    nature ain't take care of shit

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    do you know what the consequences of this could be? does anyone?

    we have no idea what kind of harm this could do to people

    our bodies are the way they are for a reason, nature is supposed to take care of that, not some rogue scientists. And yes I know "WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE" but still, that's waaaaaaay short of getting into this creepy artificial DNA splicing for who-knows-what purpose.

    Really I don't see what the point of this is in the first place, humans have done pretty well so far without having to turn ourselves into some kind of horrible gattaca society

    Be careful on that slope you are standing on... it looks a little slippery.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    do you know what the consequences of this could be? does anyone?

    we have no idea what kind of harm this could do to people

    our bodies are the way they are for a reason, nature is supposed to take care of that, not some rogue scientists. And yes I know "WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE" but still, that's waaaaaaay short of getting into this creepy artificial DNA splicing for who-knows-what purpose.

    Really I don't see what the point of this is in the first place, humans have done pretty well so far without having to turn ourselves into some kind of horrible gattaca society

    you aren't saying anything intelligent here
    you're basically just saying, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS SO I'M JUST GOING TO FREAK OUT ABOUT IT BECAUSE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN ACCORDING TO MY POORLY EDUCATED PERSPECTIVE"

    there are valid concerns, but you're just being an ignorant clod crying about the sky falling because you're too ignorant to realize how out of your depth you are

    which frankly is what really scares me
    all the ignorant masses insisting that something be stopped because they're too lazy to educate themselves and participate in an intelligent discussion on the topic

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    do you know what the consequences of this could be? does anyone?

    we have no idea what kind of harm this could do to people

    our bodies are the way they are for a reason, nature is supposed to take care of that, not some rogue scientists. And yes I know "WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE" but still, that's waaaaaaay short of getting into this creepy artificial DNA splicing for who-knows-what purpose.

    Really I don't see what the point of this is in the first place, humans have done pretty well so far without having to turn ourselves into some kind of horrible gattaca society

    this is nowhere near anything like gattaca

    at all

    this only works in bacteria, and even then the mechanism of HOW it works is still unclear. the best guess is that two bacterial cells fuse over copies of the synthetic genome- its not directly injected

    check the thread in D&D for a rundown, a few of us trawled the papers to figure out how it was done

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am not knowledgeable in scientific matters. i just want scientists to please for the love of god be careful.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    druhim/arch tag team combo

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    man

    nature ain't take care of shit

    You're missing a location.

    It should be

    GUNDAAAAAAAM!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    look, just let me know when they can implant me with the ossmodula, biscopea, haemastamen, and larraman organ

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    basically this is like what I said- very similar in concept to nuclear transfer (the method used to clone dolly the sheep) and it has about the same success rate and only applies to prokaryotes

    of course, since bacteria reproduce exponentially, they can more than cover for a 1 in 150,000 chance of transplantation

    so this is cool, but nothing really THAT groundbreaking and CERTAINLY not something to get into a panic about

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but

    but it's SCIENCE

    that's scary

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    mwahahahahhahaha---

    i mean

    no it isnt

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    my only worry about this kind of thing is the potential damage that an engineered organism could do to an ecosystem

    not in terms of it being magically better or evil or something

    just in the sense that what seems to be a fairly innocuous change to an ecosystem (rabbits) can sometimes do a lot of damage (rabbits now rule australia send in the troops)

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    XyyzXyyz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Excellent news.

    Where do I sign up to get my venomous lobster arm?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    twenty million people are eaten by science every second

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    SCIENCE!!! LOL

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    my only worry about this kind of thing is the potential damage that an engineered organism could do to an ecosystem

    not in terms of it being magically better or evil or something

    just in the sense that what seems to be a fairly innocuous change to an ecosystem (rabbits) can sometimes do a lot of damage (rabbits now rule australia send in the troops)

    this is literally one of the two reasons I don't support GMO crops currently

    the other one has to do with gene patents and the holders of those patents

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    twenty million people are eaten by science every second

    do you want superorgans or not

    thats it i am defecting to the orks

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When will science focus on the important things, like bringing back those giant devonian shrimp? We could have fried shrimp the size of a VW bug.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    do you know what the consequences of this could be? does anyone?

    we have no idea what kind of harm this could do to people

    our bodies are the way they are for a reason, nature is supposed to take care of that, not some rogue scientists. And yes I know "WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE" but still, that's waaaaaaay short of getting into this creepy artificial DNA splicing for who-knows-what purpose.

    Really I don't see what the point of this is in the first place, humans have done pretty well so far without having to turn ourselves into some kind of horrible gattaca society

    Yeah fuck those Type I diabetics

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i mean i dont want to be a jerk about this gamegrrl but your post sounded like my mother

    who legitimately asked me how monkeys still exist if we evolved from them

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Went down like:
    Monkey 1: Me and a few friends have decided to evolve?
    Monkey 2: What are the benefits?
    Monkey 1: Well we can work jobs we hate all day instead of eating bananas and fucking.
    Monkey 2: Good luck with that.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jackal wrote: »
    When will science focus on the important things, like bringing back those giant devonian shrimp? We could have fried shrimp the size of a VW bug.

    gotta get dem oxygen levels up to the woopy di woop


    also engineered species are potentially dangerous

    to wit: africanized bees and love bugs

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When I told my mother about this she said, "That's sad."

    Wait, what how is it sad?

    "Well because they're millions of people starving around the world and they're putting money into this."

    What a dumb reaction.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that is another thing my mother has said

    "oh you want to study evolution? how will that help people? Why dont you like...work on curing cancer?"

    :(

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When I told my mother about this she said, "That's sad."

    Wait, what how is it sad?

    "Well because they're millions of people starving around the world and they're putting money into this."

    What a dumb reaction.

    Are you sure she didn't think you were talking about Project Runway?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    rogue scientists

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When I told my mother about this she said, "That's sad."

    Wait, what how is it sad?

    "Well because they're millions of people starving around the world and they're putting money into this."

    What a dumb reaction.

    did you inform her that this could potentially be used to produce bacteria that break down plastic into it's base elements

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    rogue scientists

    I think there are comic books involved here

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    rogue scientists

    it's me

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no your the comic books

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