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TRILLIAN PRESENTS Neville's PAX contest - over!

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Singularity Engine++
So a number of people want to crash at my place, as happens every PAX.
Someone suggested having a "contest" to see who will be able to stay, since I won't have a house this year.
There is nothing in particular I'm looking for. So whatever you think may earn you a spot, go for it.
It could be a video, art, or _______ <--- whatever else you can think of

Feel free to ask questions if you want.

Rules:
1. Entries must be sent to paxcrashpad@gmail.com OR posted here. If posting here, note them with CONTEST ENTRY
2. If your entry is "Not Safe For Work", it MUST be emailed. I'm not responsible for you getting jailed/banned, you silly geese.
3. NO MONEY. This is supposed to be fun. If you have money to burn and cannot get creative beyond offering cash, then just stay in a hotel. :-)
4. Not open to Seattle-area folks (Sorry Weaver)
5. Winners of said prize may not visit my rooftop while staying (Sorry again, Weaver)
6. If you don't intend on actually coming to PAX, don't take up someone's spot.


Contest will end by July 5, 2010... or earlier if spots are filled.

Currently there are 4 spots up for grabs.

This is mod approved.

Contest extended by "popular" demand!


Also, the winner will likely receive a free copy of an upcoming (currently unreleased) AAA title that is intimately tied to where I work.

Winners:
Fiz for his wood cutting board (wood. wood)
Team Squall-Dubh-DE?AD for their video of Chez Dongers

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2010
    how about give it to me because my birthday is in a month

    bam spot taken

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    See Rule #6 Kusu

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    picture of my swords

  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I already won.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    picture of my swords

    Is that a euphemism, bro

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's a few

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2010
    The honor and privilege of buying me a train ticket to seattle and paying for my admission to pax.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The honor and privilege of buying me a train ticket to seattle and paying for my admission to pax.

    Sorry, while I am sweet, I ain't no sugah daddy.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited May 2010
    I was offering no such things, you would be quite the unsavory physical morsel.

    no offense.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Did I win yet?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If you come up, you know it Nads

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Neville, I'd like to submit that video I sent you of me jerking off as my entry for this. And if you hated that I have a good present in mind.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    neville wrote: »
    If you come up, you know it Nads

    Yesssssssss.
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think #pipe and I should just get spots by default

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and me.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Neville, I'd like to submit that video I sent you of me jerking off as my entry for this. And if you hated that I have a good present in mind.

    Is it jerking him off?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Neville, I'd like to submit that video I sent you of me jerking off as my entry for this. And if you hated that I have a good present in mind.

    Is it jerking him off?

    Nah, I've stopped trimming my nails so I can audition for Cats. Can't be a Handy Mandy right now.

    But it will also possibly involve you!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    *video of me stripping*

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Are you a guy or girl?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nads wrote: »
    Are you a guy or girl?

    Young, supple black male.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Nads wrote: »
    Are you a guy or girl?

    Young, supple black male.

    Then your offering might work.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Unfortunately I'm not actually going to PAX this year.

    Maybe next year.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    nevs what happened to the cake lady

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    she is on hiatus while I'm in California for the summer.
    also she is NOT a hussy, so she asks you stop sending her those disturbing letters, young man.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you'll never prove an IP address!

    i mean
    i didn't send those!

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    They were handwritten.
    And signed.

    They even included a picture of you signing it, and a videotape of you with commentary.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    good luck getting a handwriting example for comparison!!!!


    also psh i could tell you 100 ways to forge a tape

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    100 ways to forge a tape would be a good entry...

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I call the space in nev's butt!

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dangit Chris

    I was hoping this post had died so I would be made the winner by default :(

    I'm a singer I ain't got no money!

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nevs, Dru and I went to the Ballard market yesterday before I left town and I just had magical images of us selling sweet things in one of their booths

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Nevs, Dru and I went to the Ballard market yesterday before I left town and I just had magical images of us selling sweet things in one of their booths

    Man that would be rad.
    Do you know what it entails? I'm curious now...

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Nevs, Dru and I went to the Ballard market yesterday before I left town and I just had magical images of us selling sweet things in one of their booths

    Man that would be rad.
    Do you know what it entails? I'm curious now...

    Nope, not yet - but I too am curious

    Though I think I'm going to have a nap before I explode from crazy time change exhaustion

  • edited May 2010
    best blowjob?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whats so special about the roof that no one can go there?

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Worst blowjob?

    I don't want to boast, but it is horrifying how awful I am when it comes to stuff like that. If I was slightly more flexible I'd be able to do some good practice.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    chris pay for my plane ticket and you can touch my butt

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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