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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    God help those poor oppressed women making hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sex tapes.

    There's something really depressing about a bunch of internet dudebros slavering over a sextape wherein the woman is uncomfortable, saying no, and so on. It's just eurgh.

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    I'm scared that my PS3 is permanently bricked, for it shall be considerably harder to get another PS2 compatible one this time.

    You know, I'd own a PS3 by now if not for their idiotic decision of "eh, nobody cares about backwards compatability, let's just scrap it."

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    everytime I see the synthetic life thread, I think it's a synthesizers thread and I get oh so very happy

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Frying some tofu in curry powder and cayenne pepper!

    Be jealous!

    no meat for me to be jealous of

    Until I drop trow, at least

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I'm scared that my PS3 is permanently bricked, for it shall be considerably harder to get another PS2 compatible one this time.

    You know, I'd own a PS3 by now if not for their idiotic decision of "eh, nobody cares about backwards compatability, let's just scrap it."
    I haven't applied the most recent update because of this. It means I can't really use it for anything but watching movies though.

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ouch. "Intracranial hemorrhage? That's a different kind of stroke."

    You were beaten to this joke Kakos. Beaten like a house wife who wouldn't put out.

    What are you talking about English physician who was a pioneer in the study of the brain?

    Whaa? There's a pioneer of neurology that was named Willis? Please tell me this is true.

    Thomas Willis.

    I editted the joke to make it less obscure

    The circle of arteries that delivers blood to the brain = Circle of Willis

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I'm scared that my PS3 is permanently bricked, for it shall be considerably harder to get another PS2 compatible one this time.

    You know, I'd own a PS3 by now if not for their idiotic decision of "eh, nobody cares about backwards compatability, let's just scrap it."

    I think we should just go back in time and make the PS2 not so architecturally screwed up. Give Sony a much cheaper way of doing what it did.

    You know something Sony should do for the rediculously rich? Televisions with the PS3 hardware built into them.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    here i am

    rock you like a hurricane
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    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    God help those poor oppressed women making hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sex tapes.

    There's something really depressing about a bunch of internet dudebros slavering over a sextape wherein the woman is uncomfortable, saying no, and so on. It's just eurgh.

    At least she's making money off it, I'm sure those same guys are watching videos of japanese women who don't necessarily make half as much.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    God help those poor oppressed women making hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sex tapes.

    There's something really depressing about a bunch of internet dudebros slavering over a sextape wherein the woman is uncomfortable, saying no, and so on. It's just eurgh.

    Things you can't know without actually watching said sextape.

    For example right up till I skimmed that article I did not know this, yet previously went searching for said sextape.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    God help those poor oppressed women making hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sex tapes.

    There's something really depressing about a bunch of internet dudebros slavering over a sextape wherein the woman is uncomfortable, saying no, and so on. It's just eurgh.

    At least she's making money off it, I'm sure those same guys are watching videos of japanese women who don't necessarily make half as much.

    Yeah, if she's making money off it more power to her, it's just the demand for something so unappetizing and unhealthy that makes me sad.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular

    Yeah, if she's making money off it more power to her, it's just the demand for something so unappetizing and unhealthy that makes me sad.

    Someone else I'd possibly feel sorry for. Kendra Wilkinson? Hell fucking no.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    who is kendra wilkinson

    is she also another teen vampire i should know about

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    who is kendra wilkinson

    D list celebrity with An E show known for being one of the dick sleeves for Hugh Hefner and having plastic balls shoved into her chest.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    who is kendra wilkinson

    is she also another teen vampire i should know about

    She posed in Playboy and got some reality TV stuff out of it. I haven't seen the video, but assuming the transcript over at Jezebel is accurate then that's pretty damn skeevy on the guy's part.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    who is kendra wilkinson

    is she also another teen vampire i should know about

    She posed in Playboy and got some reality TV stuff out of it. I haven't seen the video, but assuming the transcript over at Jezebel is accurate then that's pretty damn skeevy on the guy's part.

    Yeah, and I don't really know what the Jezebel writer is thinking when he says that repeatedly pressuring someone to go farther than they're comfortable with in the bedroom is "not even close" to rape.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    Yeah, if she's making money off it more power to her, it's just the demand for something so unappetizing and unhealthy that makes me sad.

    Someone else I'd possibly feel sorry for. Kendra Wilkinson? Hell fucking no.

    She was 18 at the time, before any of the Playboy stuff. I feel badly for her simply because that would be really unpleasant and awful to be pressured in that way, but if she tried to sell the tapes and is cashing a 680,000 check she clearly isn't a victim.

    I guess what I'm saying is I think a lot of women relate to 18 year old Kendra

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ouch. "Intracranial hemorrhage? That's a different kind of stroke."

    You were beaten to this joke Kakos. Beaten like a house wife who wouldn't put out.
    He had to get confirmation. So he went to a famous English physician who was a pioneer in the study of the brain using a psychic. When told it was an intracranial hemorrhage, he asked for elaboration - "What you talkin' bout Willis?"

    editted so it wasn't as lame

    Actually, it was much better the old way.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I have had a weird, unfulfilled desire for a piece of music consisting of nothing but a lengthy, subtly shifting bass drone

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I bet podly could hook me up

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I have had a weird, unfulfilled desire for a piece of music consisting of nothing but a lengthy, subtly shifting bass drone

    Find a recording of the world's worst bagpipes player.

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    who is kendra wilkinson

    is she also another teen vampire i should know about

    She posed in Playboy and got some reality TV stuff out of it. I haven't seen the video, but assuming the transcript over at Jezebel is accurate then that's pretty damn skeevy on the guy's part.

    Yeah, and I don't really know what the Jezebel writer is thinking when he says that repeatedly pressuring someone to go farther than they're comfortable with in the bedroom is "not even close" to rape.

    Wait a second. Verbally pressuring somebody is a dick move and anybody who does it deserves to be slapped repeatedly, but there's certainly a difference between that and rape.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    Yeah, if she's making money off it more power to her, it's just the demand for something so unappetizing and unhealthy that makes me sad.

    Someone else I'd possibly feel sorry for. Kendra Wilkinson? Hell fucking no.

    She was 18 at the time, before any of the Playboy stuff. I feel badly for her simply because that would be really unpleasant and awful to be pressured in that way, but if she tried to sell the tapes and is cashing a 680,000 check she clearly isn't a victim.

    I guess what I'm saying is I think a lot of women relate to 18 year old Kendra

    I dunno seeing where she chose to go with her "career" and how she's just making money on this tape my sympathy plummets. Sounds like an am porn star hesistant in her first movie.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    So far Shane is ok, I guess. I mean, I don't really care that much and it all seems a little stilted, but it's not terrible or anything.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Also I am sad that there are a bunch of ladies (like Kendra) out there that think of themselves as ornaments, not instrument

    Girls honestly thinking their sexuality is all they can bring to the table is really disheartening.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Also I am sad that there are a bunch of ladies (like Kendra) out there that think of themselves as ornaments, not instrument

    Girls honestly thinking their sexuality is all they can bring to the table is really disheartening.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Whenever I read dialogue-driven RPG reviews that are like "The gameplay is buggy and the combat is awful"

    I'm like "Shit, there are games in that genre that aren't like that?"

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I wish I could deliver sexuality to the table, but maybe I should take more joy in what I do offer.

    Uh...

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Also I am sad that there are a bunch of ladies (like Kendra) out there that think of themselves as ornaments, not instrument

    Girls honestly thinking their sexuality is all they can bring to the table is really disheartening.

    She's dumb as a post Cas, if she wasn't doing this she'd be a stripper or something similar. It's not like we lost an einstein because she was pretty.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    pfft everyone knows for it to be rape she has to say no at least 10 times and if the other party loses count she has to start over

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I wish I could deliver sexuality to the table, but maybe I should take more joy in what I do offer.

    Uh...

    A willing spirit?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    thank you preacher for your enlightening comments

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  • Best AmericaBest America __BANNED USERS
    I wish I could deliver sexuality to the table, but maybe I should take more joy in what I do offer.

    Uh...
    comprehensive knowledge of mind-control literotica

    right you got it
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Also I am sad that there are a bunch of ladies (like Kendra) out there that think of themselves as ornaments, not instrument

    Girls honestly thinking their sexuality is all they can bring to the table is really disheartening.

    I find that anyone who thinks they can only bring one thing to the table to be rather depressing.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I wish I could deliver sexuality to the table, but maybe I should take more joy in what I do offer.

    Uh...
    comprehensive knowledge of mind-control literotica

    I could write a fucking book about that community.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I can't bring anything to the table

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So far Shane is ok, I guess. I mean, I don't really care that much and it all seems a little stilted, but it's not terrible or anything.

    Alas, I tried.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Also I am sad that there are a bunch of ladies (like Kendra) out there that think of themselves as ornaments, not instrument

    Girls honestly thinking their sexuality is all they can bring to the table is really disheartening.

    I find that anyone who thinks they can only bring one thing to the table to be rather depressing.

    unless you are the table
    then you get everything so its cool

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    I don't bring anything to the table.

    I BRING THE TABLE TO THINGS.

    That should really be a courage-wolf-meme or something.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    thank you preacher for your enlightening comments

    You're welcome.

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